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                                                   “Love is a friendship set to music.”

                                                                                                        —Joseph Campbell, on the Ancient Art of Shipping

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Detectiv Zenigata and Vanessa Mine lay on the silken bed, sharing a cigartettes in the after glow. (Of passion) The textured windows lay open the Crimean city of Sevastopol visibly seen outside of it. Romance was adrift in the air. Also smok of russian bombs.
Zenigata lit the minty sented candles with his lighter then took out a pack of cirgarettes. “Would you leik one?” asked Zenigatta sensitively to Vanessa Mine (who is Aztectually Fujiko Mine, shhh).
“No thunk you,” said FuVanessako. “You shouldered either, haven't we've talking about your diet?”
“Meh.”
He smoke one anyway and layed back on the matress of the bed they had maid love upon just moments before now. He was japanese and so was she. She rubbed his pink Japanese belly. Zinigata snapd his head toward her.
  “Fujiko in know that is you not Vanessa that iz just a alias. to hide your true identify that is Fujiko Mine!”
“Oh crabapples u figured it out.” Fujiko sighed sedulously “ For how long?”
  “De whole tim!” Zanigeta smirked cleaverly “I'm a detective after all.”
Fujiko gesticulated to the pepermnt candels and persian drapes in the swanky chamber“Then Y all this showmanship?” she assed nakedly.
  “'My motivation is catching that dam Lupin the 3rd.” He wolked buff naked to da window pointin over the city lichts. Jusf 0utside sevastapol on the hill stood Castle de Hitler
  “You're are his old flame. U know ass well as I do that Lupin he plots and plans. He will do anythong to break into Hitlor's pad. He wants steal the Hitler-mobile because his Fiat 500 sux.”
“And how this affect me?” Fujiko rolled her eyes
  “Along the way he will try to seducks you. I fear he will not rest until ur boobies r on his chest, again”. Zenigata gotta srs look.
“You want me to drill him for information...” smiled Fujiko the 3rd.
“Ur reward will be great.” Zinnia Gato say “You have never had loyulty to Lupin the turd. Wy start now? Come on, do this thing sos I can finlly retire, godammit!”
“But you c... its going to be hard to sedux Lupin, because...” he paused dramacticably with echo... “BECAUSE. . . . “
  “What–the—?” Zenigata confused, Fujiko removed her wig.
                                                                                               . , .”BECAUSE I AM LOOPIN!!” he yelled removing her mask.
  Wat the f***ing BLEEP!?” YEELES zenigata all suprised and censored? Lupin lol'd. Gayly.
Zenigata's eyelashes were OUTRANGED                                                   “What have you DONG?!”
“You mean, what have WE done. . . . TOGETHER! X-D tee hee! Aw cum on, you likeⱭ it.”
But horrendous Zenigata pointed frontically at Lupin's fake rack. “So ur saying those. . .” he prompted lower under the sheets. “. . . Unt that—?!” he choked.NotThatNOTTHAT!The sweating defective couldn't fukn believe it it can't be true.
“Yup, prety realistic, huh? I fink this b mah best disguise yet.” Zanygata started to choke. Lupin leaned close to his victim's red cherry red ear. “And all for vou.” He whispers breathfully. Zenigata sobbed.
“Ur welcome.”Lupin grinned ticklerng his sideburns.The tickle snapped zenNgata into action. No matter how nefandously crafty the foe he was a cop and cops arn't allowed to give in. He sprung up and flopped ovuh to the chest-o-draws to retriev handcuffs. “I'll GET you Lyoupin(exclamation)(quotation) he spun around.
“Another time Old Man, cause you ALREADY GOT ME, tonight, tee hee!” Lupin was dressed gettin awayz in his scuba suit. He was making a epoch escxape thru the sink.
  “:Not! NOT!!!” whelked Zenigata, very down at dis point. He reach but the plumbing waz already whisking his nemysis waylay. Tee-hee!
Lupin!!!!
He wuz goneZ-Ville. Zenigata shook in rage. He ranned to the rail of the romanticly lit stone balcony.
LUPIN!!!!!!
Lupin the #RD emreged safely from the sewer pipes a few blocks away. It was still cloves enough to hear the unequalable rage as Zenigata howled butthut into the night.
LUPIN Yuo UTTER ASSOLE!!!
                                                                                  tee–hee—Hee! Went Lupin.

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It was getting late the strat lamps goin out. Daisuke Jigen was in the French mote. He was still up. He was havin a swell time cleaning his Smyth 7 Wysstein pistola when Lupin broke in in a scooby outfit! La pistola went off premediately (AN: that usually never happin the 3rd)
“Gah, Lupin it isn't—wait. . . Lupin I know that look.” Lupin sniggered Tee-hee hee“Wnu whatever do you mean//”
“Whatever.” Jegin huffed “why tell your partner anything, right? Nut like we had a deal to split everthink :
“Sorry friend some things gan only be enjoyed hole,” Lupin gigled again. Tee=Hee! He looked up at the starry night sky full of promises with upcomming future potential for next days.

  Lupin tee-hee'd, he knowing he and “the Old Man” were going to take this special secret to their graves. That on this night, the noble green devil thief had stolen the greatest treasure of all. . . .