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InfraredMoth — RSFII -- Chapter 1: A Most Explosive Escape
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“You're a wizard, Neo...”
-Yoda
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It was a lovely RANDOM SCOTTISH Daiy, with 3 RANDOM SCOTTISH peeps caught in a RANDOM SCOTTISH exploshun, that kept hapning ovah and ovah due to a RANDOM SCOTTISH contrivance involving tim travelle.
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“This suck” said Leonheart
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“I bet Michele Bay is creaming herself w/ all deese explosions.” 2nd 'd RoflPaul LL
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“Indeeeeeeeeed!” moaned Michele Bay, exploding between HER legs before dey all exploded again.
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“You explossions better quit,” warned Manglot “before I get EVEN MADDER!”
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They'd had ENUFF! After dat particularly Kosher explodoso, they beggan to forge an plan!
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“Yeah I got nothin' ”
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Just than, a voice came to voice its vocal. It was Couch McCarter but he cudn't talk long, Rumbramort was holding him bondage.
“Guys he said.”
“What, they asked?”
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Guys?” he said.
“What?” they asked.
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"Guys it said
“Wut?J” they axed
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Oh git ON wiff it already!! snarked Mongal . Leik a wet blanket.
Okay okay then. Coke McCartman said shrugged. “Concentrat, u guys are Divergent. Now escape!!”
They squinched their eyes und did that. Then they was out of da Matrices.
*no boom*
