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God said, let there be light... and Chuck Norris said, Let me ask Bill.

If Bill was on the island where the cast from Lost is, they wouldn't be lost anymore.

When Chuck Norris doesn’t know the answer, he asks Bill.

America didn’t decide to pull out of Vietnam, Bill got bored and said lets go.

Bill can eat just one.

Chuck Norris is the illegitimate son of Bill, which is where he gets his awesome skill from.

When the going gets tough, the tough go get Bill.

Bill just has to log into a game to get all its achievements.

The Tank is only angry because he knows he can't be as awesome as Bill is.

Never send a man in to do Bill's job.

Evil does not sleep when it knows Bill's around.

Time waits for no man. Except Bill.

Remember the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Yah, he'll move for Bill.

Chuck Norris got his idea for a moustache beard combo by seeing Bill.

Bill can light a cigarette by snapping his fingers.

If it wasn’t for Bill we'd all be dead.

Anything you've done, Bill's done better.

Bill puts the laughter in Slaughter.

As said by Raiden Prime

They were going to release a Bill edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Bill. In The Library. With a shot gun to your face."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Bill … dies

Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Bill, shot gunning you in the face. And if you receive a box of Bill, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.

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God said, let there be light... and Chuck Norris said, Let me ask Bill.

If Bill was on the island where the cast from Lost is, they wouldn't be lost anymore.

When Chuck Norris doesn’t know the answer, he asks Bill.

America didn’t decide to pull out of Vietnam, Bill got bored and said lets go.

Bill can eat just one.

Chuck Norris is the illegitimate son of Bill, which is where he gets his awesome skill from.

When the going gets tough, the tough go get Bill.

Bill just has to log into a game to get all its achievements.

The Tank is only angry because he knows he can't be as awesome as Bill is.

Never send a man in to do Bill's job.

Evil does not sleep when it knows Bill's around.

Time waits for no man. Except Bill.

Remember the Black Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail? Yah, he'll move for Bill.

Chuck Norris got his idea for a moustache beard combo by seeing Bill.

Bill can light a cigarette by snapping his fingers.

If it wasn’t for Bill we'd all be dead.

Anything you've done, Bill's done better.

Bill puts the laughter in Slaughter.

As said by Raiden Prime

They were going to release a Bill edition of Clue, but the answer always turns out to be "Bill. In The Library. With a shot gun to your face."

He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Bill … dies

Life is not, in fact, like a box of chocolates. It is more like a box of Bill, shot gunning you in the face. And if you receive a box of Bill, you ALWAYS know what you are going to get.