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Rick: L-Look Morty, if you want to keep going on adventures with me, you’re gonna have to st-*belch* start pulling your weight.

Morty: What do I have to do?

Okay look, the gems in the Slatsyrcssa’s ass are super valuable and useful. All you have to do is g-*belch* go in and get them before it finishes laying all those eggs. I hooked a thing to you so I can let you know when it’s about to be d-done.

I-I-I don’t know about this Rick. Don’t you have some invention or something that can do this instead. I mean, it’s kinda gross. I-I really don’t want to.

Quit being such a bitch and just do it Morty. No wonder you can’t talk to Jessica. You could learn a little something from taking risks M-Morty. Just put all the crystals you can into that bag. They glow, so even you can’t miss them.

W-w-wait. Why can’t we just wait for them to come out? I see some just laying around.

The good ones are always in the back. T-this is a time sensitive issue Morty. Now get in there!

Wait!! What happens if I don’t make it out before it’s done?

An acid secretion will melt you AND all my crystals Morty. I-I-I tell ya what Morty, you do this for me and I-I-I'll owe you one. Anything, you name it.

…*sigh* fine. But you better not be lying.

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Rick: L-Look Morty, if you want to keep going on adventures with me, you’re gonna have to st-*belch* start pulling your weight.

Morty: What do I have to do?

Okay look, the gems in the Slatsyrcssa’s ass are super valuable and useful. All you have to do is g-*belch* go in and get them before it finishes laying all those eggs. I hooked a thing to you so I can let you know when it’s about to be d-done.

I-I-I don’t know about this Rick. Don’t you have some invention or something that can do this instead. I mean, it’s kinda gross. I-I really don’t want to.

Quit being such a bitch and just do it Morty. No wonder you can’t talk to Jessica. You could learn a little something from taking risks M-Morty. Just put all the crystals you can into that bag. They glow, so even you can’t miss them.

W-w-wait. Why can’t we just wait for them to come out? I see some just laying around.

The good ones are always in the back. T-this is a time sensitive issue Morty. Now get in there!

Wait!! What happens if I don’t make it out before it’s done?

An acid secretion will melt you AND all my crystals Morty. I-I-I tell ya what Morty, you do this for me and I-I-I'll owe you one. Anything, you name it.

…*sigh* fine. But you better not be lying.