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Published: 2019-12-06 14:13:28 +0000 UTC; Views: 8623; Favourites: 60; Downloads: 52
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Li-Fen doesn't talk much to her housemate (Alice, here ) but she does have her uses for which Alice is extremely grateful.
(Posed and rendered in PoserPro 11, clothes created in Marvelous Designer, postwork in PSP.)
(After uploading this and viewing the picture as presented on dA, it looks okay on one of my screens but on the other it's darker than I would like. I have no idea what's happening there.
EDIT: Brightened it a bit more before totally blowing out the highlights.)
More Li-Fen: fav.me/ddp4csz
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I'm surprised there's enough surface area on a one-dollar bill for effective clean-up.
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How embarassing.... Li-Fen will absolutely know, what she will do with the paper...
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And so will all those people in the supermarket seeing you pick up a 12-pack of new toilet rolls!
Try not to think about this the next time you are shopping.
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Ye Gods, but she must be desperate.
I can only think it must have been a real slushy delivery as that's the most pathetically* grateful look I've ever seen.
* I of course mean Alice is looks so pathetic, looks like she's about to weep for gratitude.
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In my final undergrad year, I shared a house with several women, one of whom said that her idea of a nightmare come true would be arriving at the end of a roll of toilet paper too soon and having no other within convenient reach.
I didn't dare ask what the rest of that nightmare was about.
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You can cope with that, as long as you are not in one of those cubicles or lavatory without a sink.
A hand with warm water in supply is actually better for the skin that even the fluffy paper rolls.
My nightmare is a borderline disgusting public lavvy cubicle with only that shiny paper you used to encounter up until the mid eighties.
There's a very good episode of the anime Gintama, where three characters engaged in a three way battle with eachother each get caught short at the same time in a public lavvy and there's no paper, except one has several sheets of sandpaper, and they each have a photo of a loved-one in their wallets. Whoever manages to finish business first will get the jump on the others, so they face the quandary to either wipe on the face of their beloveds or use the sandpaper.
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House share I used to be in, the toilet door had a tendency to swing open about 60% of the time
Happened once I was in, LL yelled downstairs, 'you're either well hung or that doors open', I yelled back 'what makes you think it's not both?'
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What do your female housemates think about that?
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I was being ironic...not obvious enough apoparently
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You still didn't tell us what your female housemates think about your toilet-using habits.
I guess we'll never know.
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