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Another boxing pic. Jessica Rabbit vs Shego; the green lady might win... if the referee doesn't get distracted and the bell don't saves Jessica.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Otro dibujo de boxeo; Jessica Rabbit contra Shego; la dama de verde puede ganar... si el referΓ no se distrae y la campana no salva a Jessica.
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(Back with me....)
Hey, Monique!
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Monique- Hi, Honey. *kisses him* So, how was the match?
(Monique couldn't go because she had work to do)
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Monique *kissing his neck and moving her hands all over him* So... who won?
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Shego, then Jessica, then Shego again.
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Monique- Cool. *keeps kissing* Now... you give me a good private match. *passion arises*
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Oooh...I like that....
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Monique - Then you'll love this. *takes him down and they start passionate M-rated action*
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(The next day...)
TUSK- Hey, boss...you get that wolf boy yet?
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Don Pig- No. *sighs* This is getting frustrating. *thinks* Maybe we should get the Jessica babe; she would attract people, and we can find her some weak opponents she can beat with ease.
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TUSK- Hmm.....good plan.
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Don Pig - Okay, I'll get her number and then offer the redhead an obscene amount of money.
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(But during that call...)
(SLAP!!!)
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Don Pig- Hey, what happened?
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TUSK- She....slapped me.
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Don Pig- What? You didn't offer her lots of cash?
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TUSK- I did.....and I offered her a real man...
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Don Pig- And she still refused? Is she crazy?
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TUSK- No, too goody goody.
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Don Pig- Funny; she looks like a sexy bad girl.
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TUSK- She AIN'T bad.....
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Don Pig - Well... then try the Shego lady. She is a villainess.
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TUSK- You crazy?! She's too pumped! AND shes married to that goody goody, Jose!
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Don Pig- Good point... *groans* This is getting too complicated.
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GALI- Well, well.....Don Pig. Out of prison already?
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Don Pig *gulping* Uh, eh... hi, Miss Tigress.
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GALI- Hmm...trying to get revenge on me, huh? Not if I can help it. If Tusky here wants a rematch...he's got one. Tonight. At Acme Stadium. 3 rounds.
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Don Pig- Uh, well... I don't think so... can't arrange enough bettings in so short time.
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GALI- What's wrong? Chicken....pig?
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Don Pig *frowns* I'm no chicken... but I'm a business guy. I make cash out of every fight. *grins* How about we make a bet? If Tusk can stand 3 rounds, you must pay me a million dollars; if he wins the fight, you pay me 3 millions, and if you win, I get to pay you... uh... I know! Three millions if you win in the first round, two if you win in second, and one if you win in the third.
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GALI- Hmm...Fine....but no Venom.
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Don Pig- Sure; no Venom, just Tusk; besides, I don't know where that Spidey-villain is...
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GALI- I mean the stuff you pumped Tusk full of!
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Don Pig- Oh... yeah, I knew it. *grins* Okay, we have a deal.
(They go to the arena and Tusk puts on his boxing outfit and gear)
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ANNOUNCER- Ladies and Gentlemen! Welcome the main event!!
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In the red corner... The Furry World Championess... GALI 'GATITA' BENGALI!
(The crowd goes crazy. Darien, her boyfriend, lifts her over his shoulders so everyone can see the mighty and powerful champ)
In the blue one... the pachyderm psycho... the great... TUSK!
(Tusk roars and everyone boos him. After the usual introductions and rules are said, Tusk glares at the tigress)
Tusk- This time... you'll die.
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GALI-Not a chance. Let's go!
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(The first round started with Tusk attacking Gali with a barrage of punches; he wanted to beat her as fast as possible)
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GALI- (Yawn....) Are you done?
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Tusk- Uh... eh... you're bluffing, right? My awesome might must be just too much.
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GALI- Nope. My bod's as hard as steel now. (Flexes abs to prove it)
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Tusk- Uh... well... you're still losing this fight. *keeps trying to beat her with no avail*
Darien- Gatita, better finish him up; you get more money if defeating this guy on round one.
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GALI- Right....time for night night! GAMMA SLAM!!! (Does a Hill Smash, only 3 times stronger!)
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(Tusk flies up, up... and away. He is out of the arena in no time)
Referee- The winner... because he's obviously not returning... GALI 'GATITA' BENGALI! *Darien enters the ring to give her their usual victory kiss while the crowd cheers*
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GALI- Okay, Pig, pay up.
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Don Pig- Uh... eh... *gulps* Make her a Steroids Test!
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(They do....)
OFFICIAL- Nothing.
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Don Pig- Not even a tiny, mini...
Darien- Give my girl her money, Pig, or you'll box a couple of rounds with me.
Don Pig *afraid* You accept checks?
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Don Pig- Then we have a problem because I forgot my checks at home.
Darien- Someone give me some boxing gloves...
Don Pig *gulping* Hey, look, I found one! *makes a check for Gali*
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