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Published: 2005-03-11 15:25:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 2737; Favourites: 48; Downloads: 348
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Whew, guys.
man, I worked so long on this one, I mean I stayed up for 63 days without eating or sleeping and I stayed up for 63 days without sleeping. I was like, "THEY NEED THIS!!!" so I shall deliver. I'm hungry. My mom was startin to get worried, so I think I'm gonna eat her later.
But this is for all of you who love me and would like to have my babies someday, complete with their deformed chromosomes and shit.
I have to pee. PLEASE FAVE THIS, like, 6000000 times so I can be cooler and everybody will love me and my life will be complete i stayed up 63 days without sleep.
popping pills to stay awake: :snorting ground coffee: :had sex with a printer and my cat to stay awake: :watchedgayporn: :watched some more gay porn:
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Comments: 58
So...exotic...hm...I never thought I'd see the ultra rare special tutorial of all...THIS IS ANCIENT!!!
This is better than any tutorial I have ever seen...it's so beautiful...
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I. Love. You. This is just what I was looking for!!!!11!11one1!!!1!
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You're icon kicks ass... >.>
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Fucking Awesome!!!! =]
Thanks for giving the tools necessary to achieve my dreams!!!!
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Thank you sooo much!
All this time, so much hours... I found it.
ALL IN THIS TUTORIAL!
This gave me inspiratoinionionion.
I LOVE YOU *junglechink !!!!
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This is the greatest.
You should go and print a bunch of these off and cover each square foot of the earth with them
Then the world would be a better place, you know.
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well i wish I could do that! but im not that talented!
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Right now, I'm thinking, "WHY am I +faving this?"
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and I'm thinking "I wonder if rhinos taste like chicken."
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That is too awesome. I want to be able to draw like that.
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practice makes perfect, little grasshopper.
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Indeed it does, indeed it does.
I will practice and become as good as you... one day, one day.
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Stop repeating things.
It makes me dizzy.
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I'm sure you're damn sick of hearing this, but, hell, I need to say it anyways: BEST. TUTORIAL. EVAH. I can't believe I went all this time drawing so horribly and not knowing the correct way to go about creating art. I'm so happy I have found this and now can become the mega-shit of the art world. Thanks kindly
+Fav.
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The more I hear it, the bigger my penis becomes.
So, no, I'm not sick of hearing it.
I'm glad I was able to change your life.
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This. Is. Fucking. Hilarious.
I fucking can't stop fucking laughing! LMFAO!
You have officially killed me. I am clinically braindead now from all the laughing.
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You know, laughing does all kinds of for your body.
So, when you think about it, I just influenced your health in a good way.
Except the whole you getting killed thing.
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True, true... But it's okay... I managed to crawl to my respirator before the laughter completely took my breath away. Only to find that it was empty, which was funny, and made me laugh even more.
Alright, just kidding, I don't have a respirator.
But it would be cool though.
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Now I feel like Michelangelo De Vinci after seeing this. XD
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I can see where that could be a problem.
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Holy crap thank you for your time and dedication to this tutorial I finally can draw like a professional
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You're welcome. Anything for my fans.
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i crack myself up sometimes.
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You crack me up, too, damn it.
I'd steal this idea from you if you weren't a psuedo-celebrity around these parts.
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it's just your imagination.
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suffering from delusions of grandeur?
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i wanna change "live dog in china"
to "beef in india".
yea? what u think?
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holy asshole... this is gorgeuuaeious. I fucking can draw now.
I'm crapping myself here... it's like all of the suddon, life makes sense and also I can understand what my dog says when it barks.
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so, if I go up to a priest,
pull down my pants,
bend over then ask him to bless my asshole,
do you think I can have a holy asshole?
you have inspired me!
look for me on some obscure internet news-site about mooning a man of God..
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That's why it's called The Best FUcking Tutorial Ever, because it's beautiful.
Tweaker, I miss you. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!!!?
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Thanks ass. I blew out my fucking elbow on step 2. Bitch.
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Well, if you'd fuckin work out, maybe you'll be less prone to musculoskeletal injuries. Ever think about that?
I should put a health-risk warning on that tutorial, but I wont.
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That's it. I need 20cc's of lawyer STAT!
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Ahahahah That was funny!!! 
Now whay are you idling in the #DAfilipino room?
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I was too drunk to realize what I was doing.
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