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Published: 2017-06-30 18:44:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 498; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 7
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Harr-harr - just a small life-milestone drawing to celebrate yours truly graduating from that mental concentration camp aka university. If the study years are considered to be 'the best years of my life', then I fear what will all the other years of my life be like, since the time I spent there could have been used in any other productive way: I could have taken some practical online courses, I could have studied the shit I am really into without any fancy diplomas and still score big, yet here I am, after spending 5 years of academy and university... back to where I came, without any practical skills and actual knowledge that could be used to earn money. You know, because money buys goods and services, which prolong one's existence on this flying turd of a planet. But I did it, and I guess I should be thankful for that.Anyways, my advice for the future students-to-be: if you want to go to university, go for a practical degree, like in Chemistry, Physics, Computer Science etc. And if you suck at Maths, and all that exact shabazz, yet would like to become a graphic/web designer nonetheless, visit Coursera: www.coursera.org/ - even if you'll have to pay to get your edumacation officially, at the very least, you will acquire some practical skills there. As for myself, I shall try to get a driver's license (first lectures start tomorrow), and I am also considering to take online courses in graphic design - gotta put all that penciling to a good use, and switch to something more contemporary, like the digital world.
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Shabazik [2017-08-24 05:48:02 +0000 UTC]
Congratulations! And don't bask in the negative man! I know it's the baltic stuff to do, but you can cheer up a bit! XD
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DBrentOGara [2017-07-16 08:04:57 +0000 UTC]
Good work... yer almost a 'wizard' too! Congratz though... I didn't finish my university, and am of sad because of it. I look forward to seeing what you can do next!
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Kiborg-Graph In reply to DBrentOGara [2017-07-16 10:55:26 +0000 UTC]
Well, it depends on what you consider 'finishing' the university. My parent units don't consider Bachelor's Degree as something finished, so they'll keep nagging me to get my Master's, but personally I think: fuck that, if a Bachelor's Degree does not guarantee me a job, why the actual crap should a Master's Degree be that one thing, which will make the job market receive me with open arms and legs? Shit... I knew I should have applied for an internship somewhere; dry academics will get you nowhere.
Yes - only 6 more years, and I will be able to unleash unlimited and powerful fast wizard magic on this rotten world!
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DBrentOGara In reply to Kiborg-Graph [2017-07-16 22:54:16 +0000 UTC]
Really? What stringent parents you must have! On the other hand, wanting the best for your child is very parental. The Job Market will sometimes give you more for a Masters than a Bachelors (at least in the USofA), but it should never be necessary for an entry-level job!
I was a Wizard for 8 years!
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BOH-Games [2017-06-30 19:14:02 +0000 UTC]
Nice piece. No comment on college/university since I didn't go; but I've heard bad things.
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Kiborg-Graph In reply to BOH-Games [2017-06-30 19:47:11 +0000 UTC]
Universities are only good for those people, who pursue the so-called exact sciences like Chemistry, Physics, Maths, Computer Science, Biology, Construction, Architecture and such; all the humanities today consist of Cultural Marxism, Critical Theory, gender studies, feminism sciences and other abstract horseshit that simply won't pay your bills. Heck, even Theology holds more substance, as you can become a priest, and the Catholic priests are filthy rich; on the downside, they are hypocritical bible-humpersΒ (basically, the poor people are sinful, lazy, envious and gluttonous, but when a priest gets himself a new shiny Mercedes cabriolet with ten hookers inside, it somehow becomes 'a professional necessity').Β
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BOH-Games In reply to Kiborg-Graph [2017-06-30 19:57:32 +0000 UTC]
Yeah; then you've got stuff that falls between such as all the ologys such as archaeology or paleontology, anthropology. Etc. Etc.
And from what I've heard from a couple of friends they make you take some pretty dumb courses to get your major; one friend had to take african literary history and he was taking Mechanical Engineering.
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Kiborg-Graph In reply to BOH-Games [2017-06-30 20:02:19 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. Job-wise, the best I can currently apply for, is a Scandinavian-based IT help desk. I know, it is terrible, but it's just as the demotivators say:Β i.imgur.com/kKxv4X8.png
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BOH-Games In reply to Kiborg-Graph [2017-06-30 20:31:49 +0000 UTC]
Ugh. At least it's IT and not an actual telemarketing job.
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Kiborg-Graph In reply to BOH-Games [2017-06-30 21:03:07 +0000 UTC]
There are some other Scandinavian language-related alternatives I am considering at the moment, but it will do for now. However, if you ever need some help with Norwegian, don't hesitate to contact me.
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BOH-Games In reply to Kiborg-Graph [2017-06-30 21:05:18 +0000 UTC]
Well if I run across a Madsen Machine Gun with the original manuals I'll give you a holler.
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