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Published: 2011-10-24 17:20:27 +0000 UTC; Views: 177; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 2
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So today on the train home some ...weird guy sat next to me. I usually sit at a table seat by the window so i can doodle bored. He sat righttt next to me despite the train being practically empty. He then started talking to me and asking me stuff- I was really nice at first but he kept..leaning on me and shit and then started mouthing off and talking really loudly and shit.He kept leaning on me and asking me stuff about like where exactly i lived- asking for my address. I didnt give it to him. I then tried to look busy and got my phone out to text a friend. He then started fucking badgering me for my phone number.
I just met this cunt and now hes asking for my details? wut.
The train FINNALLLYY got to north Walsham and i was like 'Ok, this is my stop- i have to go Now.' and tried to get round him, INSTEAD of getting up to let me through he pulled me onto his lap and put his arms round me.
SO I WAS LIKE- WELL BITCH YOU TOOK THAT TOO FAR. Got up and back handed him round the face :/
The other like 3 ppl on the train were all OH LE GASP and staring and he was rly like OAO and holding his face saying 'WHAT THE FUCK?' like it wasn't justified. I then said something like 'Dont treat people that way faggot >I' and stormed off the train.
I must of like- caught my hand on his ear ring tho and now my finger has this like...nick out of it RIGHT WHERE I FUCKING LEAN ON IT TO DRAW. It bled like a cunt at first but now its just sore :c
blehhhh. /whine over.
So Pride has a sword made of - NOT BEES RLY, but plague insects; mosquitoes, wasps and locusts. I duno how he...wields it... I spose its just for show lololol I HAVE NO IDEA.
Harris and Friedrich look like they want an explanation for the bee sword.
Also note- the sins and virtues- whenever they appear infront of humans or other smaller races they often are asked to give 'advice' or like...'wisdom'. After quoting the same things over and over they soon start saying anything to just make people shut up and stop asking them.
Dark clearly has got the knack of it.
Other crap I duno. Harris discovered Sugar Puffs. I love sugar puffs
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Comments: 11
Killveous In reply to parhelia [2012-12-02 05:37:04 +0000 UTC]
the sword. THE SWORD OF BEES.
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kariookami [2011-10-25 00:57:46 +0000 UTC]
damn i will slap this guy for ya when and if i ever see him
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Killveous In reply to kariookami [2011-10-25 03:05:03 +0000 UTC]
you dont know what he looks like lol XD
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Naeomi [2011-10-24 23:04:06 +0000 UTC]
NEW LEVEL. WARRIOR. WARRIOR GOES TO CRY AND MAKE A WING SPLINT FOR FLY.
Dude next time BOOT PUNCH HIS BALLS.
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Killveous In reply to Naeomi [2011-10-25 03:08:17 +0000 UTC]
THEN THE FLY GETS EATEN BY EVIL ROBOT SPIDERS
THATS WHY HARRIS WAS KICKED OUT OF THE VIRTUES PARTIES.
EVIL SPIDERS
BUT ITS OK, FRIEDRICH LEFT WITH HIM
I WILL. FOR HONOUR.
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BurchBranch [2011-10-24 18:15:42 +0000 UTC]
That dude totally deserved to be slapped! That sucks about your finger D: I hope it stops hurting soon.
What if the sword of bees covered people in BEES so people would run around yelling I'M COVERED IN BEEEEEES
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Killveous In reply to BurchBranch [2011-10-25 03:09:03 +0000 UTC]
ITS FINE NOW YAY
and yeah. BEES. FUCKING BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS D:
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BurchBranch In reply to Killveous [2011-10-25 03:18:12 +0000 UTC]
well thats good that your finger is feeling better
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Killveous [2011-10-24 17:22:04 +0000 UTC]
the guys name was greg btw.
I WISH I COULD OF HIT HIM WITH A BEE SWORD.
THAT WOULD OF BEEN COOL.
but i spose a good swipe of my paw sufficed.
MY MIGHTY PAW.
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