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This comic translated from its original Refined Garblenese.OH NOES! Professor Barranco a leader?! Doesn't mean anyone likes him any better though. He seems to know the taste of REAL revenge. But really, he just has been whacked too many times in the head.
The cactus and bear trap are involved in a prank against Prof. Barranco so you know. He's gonna get really bad boo-boos, but it will be very funny to watch.
Basile is just a name I gave to that bunny. Who knows what his real name is. I think I made him too adorably retarded. I also have a feeling Prof. Barranco was greatly involved in that disturbing mini game.
The rabbids miss Rayman so much.
They are so eager to get him back to entertain them again.Rayman and co. (c) Ubisoft
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Pretty much all the negatives. Rage, Jealousy (even though... a tiny bit of jealousy is acceptable... maybe even a little hot) So, to speed up the process... *puts two punching bags with a picture on them in front of Sans and Papy* On these punching bags are a picture of someone who tried to flirt with Lori.
Also... *puts a punching bag in front of Levi* This dude tried to get some from me while he was drunk, thinking that I was also drunk.
So... Let'er rip boys!
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Me: Ohhhhh god.....Β
Sans: You dirty Lori Stealer (cutixemma.deviantart.com/art/A⦠)
Papyrus: Nobody steals Lori from us..... (skippy-draws-art.deviantart.co⦠)
: The two of the use their powers on the bags, making them explode and hit me in the face :
Me: :0 Β Β
Sans: L l l l Lori, we didn't mean it.
Papyrus: We are SO sorry...
Me: No, I've heard enough. Sans, you like Toriel, And Papyrus, you like Mettaton, so stop saying these lies... : Runs away crying :
Sans: LORI, WAIT! I don't even like Toriel.... Β : tears go down his face :
Papyrus: LORI, NO!!! : he starts crying too : What have we done?Β
Sans: : he's crying : We made her feel.... like it was her Β fault......Β
: their both crying :
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Oh geez... *smacks them both* I will go talk to her. Then I will help you make it up to her. But first... GET IT TOGETHER AND STOP ACTING LIKE YOU CANT DO ANYTHING. Because, though their is an infinite amount of problems, there are also an infinite amount of solutions. Be back in a bit.*teleports away*
*teleports to Lori* Ok, so I know this is upset you... but I have a feeling that you have been feeling this way for a while. SO, what started making you feel like they didn't love you anymore in the first place?
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Me: Well, Sans and Toriel have been spending more time together... and they seem...... happy : tears come down and burn the floor :
A-a and then...... Papyrus and Mettaton were on top of each other..... : Tears fall again and i sob :
: Meanwhile with Sans And Papyrus :
Sans: Oh what have we done? We gotta make it right!
Papyrus: well I think we need to get her love back.
Sans: Well I think we need to get her love back!
Papyrus: I just said that.
Sans: But HOW?
Papyrus: I don't know!
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WHAT ARE YOU SERIOUS. *hugs you* I'll be right back, sweetheart. Β
*teleports back to the two skelebros* WHY WAS METTATON ON TOP OF YOU PAPYRUS!? AND SANS, WHY HAVE YOU BEEN SPENDING SO MUCH TIME TOGETHER. *starts glitching out due to anger (www.airtightinteractive.com/wo⦠get the idea right?)* YOU BETTER TELL ME RIGHT NOW BEFORE I...I...I- GRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH
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Sans: I just kinda... forgot that my love for Lori was stronger than my love for Toriel. : he covers his mouth :
Papyrus: Well, human, Me and Mettaton were having lunch... Β And then, we started flirting with each other... and then it escalated.... : he covers his mouth too :
Me: AHHHHHH!!!!!! : face is red as a cry even more :
Sans: Now i made her even more sad.... : he pats me on my back : Hey, Bae..... it's ok.....
Me: : slaps his hand away : DONT LIE TO ME ANYMORE! I KNOW YOU DONT CARE!
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*tries to calm down* *innocent face*Β Β hahaha you're gonna be sorry *smiles*Β *grabs them by the backs of their collars* *pulls the to a cellar* *ties them to a chair* Now for your PuNiShMeNt. Β *smiles evilly then frowns* *clears throat* Ahem.... WHAT THE *bleep* WERE YOU TWO THINKING!? I THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE BETTER THAN THAT! I THOUGHT YOU TWO WOULD BE DIFFERENT FROM EVERY OTHER TEENAGE BOY IN THIS WORLD. BUT I GUESS I WAS A *bleep*ING IDIOT TO BELIEVE THAT. THAT IS MY BIGGEST FAULT. LETTING MY BEST FRIENDS GO INTO A SITUATION IN WHICH THEY'LL GET HURT, KNOWING THAT I SHOULDN'T. AND OH HOW I WOULD LOVE TO BEAT YOU BOTH TO A PULP AND MAKE YOU SUFFER FOR ETERNITY, BUT LORI LOVES YOU ENOUGH TO TELL ME NOT TO! EVEN IF SHE STILL SLIGHTLY BELIEVES IN YOU, I WILL NEVER FORGET WHAT YOU DID TO HER.
*walks out the room glitching*
*Lex no longer believes in you*
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Me: AHHHHH!!!!!! : Cries even more :
Sans: Lori..... I-it's ok......
Me: NO! I've HAD it with you two! Why does everyone reject me? AM I REALLY THAT BAD?!? : Turns into an ice phoenix : Well No more, You ******** ing idiot. : My theme song plays : Link (www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGGVWG⦠) Lori is heartbroken, but now I'll make you just like her.
Sans: Now I've done it. Hey, bro... We should have never done that.
Papyrus: YOU THINK?!?
Me: It's too late for apologies.Β
: They attack me until I'm at 0 hp :
Me: No wonder you don't care about me.....
Sans: Lori.....
Papyrus: No no no no no! This was all our fault! We just never thought about you... we were just being stupid.
Me: I DONT THINK YOUR STUPID! : tears fall down face :
Sans: We're....... sorry....
Papyrus: You know what's good about this?
Me: What?
Papyrus: we get to look at you~
Me: Ha ha ha! Be serious!
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*totally ignores the skelebros* Well... you are at 0 hp... so she's basically about to turn to dust so... *gives her a half soul* Don't ask where I got it, just take it *smiles*
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Me: : takes it and turns to dust and comes back at full hp : JUST KIDDING! I'm Part Phoenix! I can't Die!
Sans: Oh... guess your right.Β
: we all laugh :
Papyrus: Do you still hate us?
Me: Oh Don't worry. i got rid of the competition. : gives a smile :Β
: Meanwhile, in hell, there are Toriel and Mettaton's bodies :
Me: I'mΒ Sure they're fine.
Sans: Well anyways, do you forgive us?
Me: Of course
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Tch. *turns cheshire* *evaporates away*Β
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Levi; It would be best to just give her some space- *in the distance, a tree has been kicked down*- because she can get a little.... reckless and/or violent
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*three hours later*
Levi: So... who wants too go get her and bring her back here?
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Me: She IS my best friend, I'll do it. : go gets Lexi and brings her back : Ok, done
Sans: Well. now that that's out of the way...... : he pins me to the floor using his powers : are you ready, Lori?
Me: R r r r ready f f f for w w w w what?
Sans: He walks over to me: Something that should've been done a long time ago~
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*glares* *kicks him off* *puts Lori in a tree* You will stay here...for now
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me: Awww..... i didn't get to sing my song : makes a pouty face :
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Sing it from up there. *tosses up a mic*Β I dont want you in those situations. Especially not with them after what they did to you.
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Me: OK! : a dark void appears in the middle :
Sans: What The **** is that?!?
Me: The dark places of my heart when you guys cheated on me.
Papyrus: I warned you, brother.
Sans: Bro, you did it too!
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Peace *jumps in*
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*Moving around in your void of darkness* So how to get rid of this... Got it! *pulls out a plasma light cannon* This should do it! *shoots* *gets thrown out of the void* oof! *void disappears* Lori, knowing that you still had your doubts about them, I think you can forgive them now. *mumbling* even if I don't
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Me: Ok, i forgive you guys
Sans: Are you sure?
Papyrus: Just take it, brother!
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Good for you Lori! *hugs you and glares at them*
Sans/Papyrus: *sweatdrop*
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Me: Alright, you guys. But when you're crying yourselves to sleep at night without me, OR a plushie of me to keep you comfortable, just remember: I offered you a way out. ; Thunder falls :
Sans: Yeah.... We better not mess with her again, bro.
Papyrus: Note taken
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*glares at them for a few seconds more* *gives them a sickly sweet smile* Yeah. You don't want a punishment, do you? Either way, *turns to Lori* Β I have to steal Levi's phone, cause I have a sneaking suspicion that he's cheating on me. So, I'm gonna get it. Call me if you see him please?
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Alright, if I see him, I'll throw Sans into the sky so that you can find us.
Sans: WHAT? NO!!!!
Papyrus: DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT!!!!!
Me: sorry Sans, but you need to pay your price
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Thanks! *teleports to base* Alrighty then.... *two hours later* *finds the phone* A PASSWORD. ARE YOU SERIOUS. *one hour later* FINALLY. *goes to text messages* *scrolling* *screenshots them all without reading them* *I send myself all the screenshots*Β
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Me: I sure hope this works
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*see Sans being thrown in the air* SHIZ NUGGETS. *teleports back to you guys* *starts reading the messages* No... he didn't... I can't believe this...he's cheating on me with Petra... *a single tear rolls down my face* *wipes it away angrily* Fine! why should I-
Levi: Sup, brat.
*glares at him*
Levi: What's wrong with you- *shows him the messages*
Mind explaining this?
Levi: I-its not what you think-
How long?
Levi: what?
How...LONG?
Levi: 2 months...
Ha...Ha....*turns to you, Papy, and Sans* Aren't I just the biggest fool on the Earth?
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Me: Levi, you little *****. We all trusted you, and you take my best friend for granted. : turns to Sans and Papyrus: Get him guys. : they use their attacks :
Me: And no, Lexi. Who's dumber? Him, or me for listening to him? No more... Goodbye. : it shows a game over screen :
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*holds Sans and Papy back* *shakes head* *whispering* He's not worth it. *turns to Lori* *hugs her* I...won't let him....see me cry...*cries softly so no one can hear*
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Me: Aww..... don't..... don't cry, Lexi..... Come on..... ok, I'm gonna get it, See? : walks Over to Baddinyan : What are we Gonna DO, Baddinyan?
Baddinyan: I Have No idea, Sweet thing... But i do know that you smell DELICIOUS! : He licks his mouth :
Sans: HEY! Get away from My Lori!
Me: SaNS, You don'tΒ care anymore! So stop fighting it!
Papyrus: Sans..... i thought you said to not anger her again.
Sans: I Didn't..... but i wonder why she's so upset...
Papyrus: Maybe her friend being sad is the cause of her sadness....?
Me: Baddinyan, your such a flirt! : kisses his head :
Baddinyan: Heh heh..... I Know i am...... : Looks at Sans and papyrus with a She's mine look :
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*stops crying* *heavy sigh* Whatever. Why do I care? He's just another guy. I'm fine. On another note... *glares at Baddinyan* Youre a little late to the party, shorty. *this happens(img01.deviantart.net/d2df/i/20β¦ ) (top one)*Β
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Baddinyan: Don't call me SHORTY.
Me: Baddinyan, it's ok : pets him : Your ok
Baddinyan: : purrs : : he rolls around in my arms stopping with his belly out :
Me: FINE! But just ONE! : pets his tummy :
Baddinyan: i missed that....
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*kicks him out her arms* *he flies into a tree* You little shite. I swear to the oreo gods I will slap you.
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Venoct: what's going on here?
Me: Oh Hi, Venoct! : Nuzzles him : Oh am I glad to see you!Β
: Venoct blushes : L Lori-san!Β
Me: Hey Lexi, you ok?
Baddinyan: Could someone get me down from here?
Me: You got it, Baddinyan! : Floats up to him and gets him down : Also, try not to anger Lexi. she's been through a lot
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Baddinyan I swear.
Chara: Whats wrong?
Oh nothing, sweetheart. Just a little shorty trying to take what isn't his.
Chara: He's stealing?
~lightbulb~ Yes. He is stealing. You remember what we do to stealers, right?
Chara: Cut off their hands and tongues?
Exactly, sis! You get ice cream later!
Chara: Yes!
Now, close your eyes and let me do my job, sweetheart.
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Me: Wait, WHAT? WHAT DID BADDINYAN DO?!?!?
Baddinyan: Sweet thing, leave.
Me: WHAT?
Baddinyan: I Said Leave, sweet thing! : Tears are coming down his face : I don't want to see you get hurt from protecting me...
Me: Baddinyan..... Β : Pets him behind his ear :
Baddinyan: On second thought.... : He purrs in pleasure : maybe you could keep going......~~~
Sans: Your gonna have a bad time, buddy. Alright, Guys! Let him have it!
Me: Baddinyan, here! : gives him my pendant : so we could always fuse!
Baddinyan: Sweet thing, I will protect this necklace with my life! : he puts it over his neck :
Me: Now GO! Venoct, let's go.Β
Venoct: Yes, Lori-san. : He carries me bridal style to the picnic area :
Me: : shouts to Baddinyan : GOOD LUCK!!!
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*takes the pendant and breaks it, secretly keeping a shard of it so it can't be put back together* HOLD HIM DOWN BOYS. Chara, sweetie, go hang out with Lori ok?
Chara: ok! *teleports to Lori* Hi!
*sans and papy hold him down* I'll make this quick. *cuts off his tongue and hands* Let him go- OW*a marking appears on her neck (www.google.com/search?q=dragon⦠)*
*whispering* the mark of insanity...
Sans: What, kiddo?
N-nothing! Nothing at all! Dont let Lori brutally beat you two! *teleports away*
*phone rings* Hello?
???: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
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: Meanwhile, where I was. :
Me: Hello, Chara. Ha ha..... ha ha...... : Tears come down :
: Hears Baddinyan's screaming and yelling in pain :
I'm sure he's fine..... Ha ha ha ha ha......... : is now sobbing with head on knees :
: Sans and Papyrus appear :
Me: And what do YOU two want?
Sans: Look...... we're sorry, ok?
Papyrus: We had to destroy your only Yokai Kitty.... : He gives me Baddinyan's Glasses and his jacket :
Me: No....... BADDINYAN!!!!!!!! : My Yell pierces the two skelebros's ears. or whatever they have INSTEaD of ears. : AHHHHH!!!!!! : It starts to rain as i cry :Β
Baddinyan: I'm ok............ sweet thing................. : his paws are on my chest :
Me: No YOUR NOT!!!!!! : Keeps crying : I'll miss you..... so much.......
Β
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I could erase your memory of him,(and everyone who knew him's memory) if you so desire. This is my fault, so, if you also desire, I will leave, and leave Chara in your care.
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Me: Baddinyan..........
Baddinyan: Yes, Sweet thing?
Me: Your gonna be ok.... : Hugs him and all of his missing parts come :
Baddinyan: Just kidding! I'm a Yokai! I can't die!
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WHAT. WHAT. LET ME AT HIM *sans holds me back again*
RAAAAAAWRRRR
Sans: And again... NEED A LITTLE HELP
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Me: Why do you hate him so much? : holds her up with physic power :
Sans: Yeah..... : Looks at Baddinyan : You little Lori stealer....
Me: What was that, Sans? : looks at him :
Sans: Nothing
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Tch. It's none of your business....*teleports* Anywaaaay, I have to bring Chara some ice cream. *looks away* Chara!Β
Chara: Yes?
Lets go get some ice-cream!
* walking away* *at the ice cream shop**i feel a tug on my jacket*
Hm?
Chara: *looks at me* Why do you have that mark on you? And why is it glowing?
Oh it's nothing... just symbolizes something very bad.Β
Chara: Will it hurt you?
It can, but it can also make me hurt others around me. But enough of that, here you go sweetheart! *gives her a chocolate sundae*
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Me: i don't think that this mark is a good idea...
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Well, it can't go away. And more markings will soon appear, most likely, if I am extremely violent. Which is bad, considering my job is basically killing people. Yay!
Chara: What do you work as?
Um... I uhhhh.... work as... a ummm... very bad person. Yeah.
Chara: Do I have to do that?
No no of course not, sweetheart! *hugs them* You are too precious for this world... (just imagine this basically:foxmermaidhybrid.deviantart.co⦠)
Chara: *whispering* But... who's gonna protect you?
No one, sweetheart, I'm not worth protecting. But you are, so I will protect you, with my life... whether you like it or not haha.
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Me: Lexi's right. You're just too cute to die. Also, if she dies, I know she'll trust us to take over.
Baddinyan: I'm going to be a dad!!! : He sniffs :
Sans: No, I'm the dad! Lori is.... y know.....
Me: WHAT? I AM?!?
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