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Published: 2014-11-28 13:53:51 +0000 UTC; Views: 10068; Favourites: 91; Downloads: 146
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My cave is in a neighbourhood that regularly gets visited by celebrities, and I often see my clients out and about. It was not so strange for me to see Ms Ricci at the pumps, buying water,Β while I was filling up my broom the other day.I was very happy to take her on as a client, cos as she put it, "..skinny girls like booty too!"
I'm pretty sure I could hear the fabric of her yoga pants creaking under the strain of my newest Inflatolager formula (now with Helium) while we were talking, but she seemed very happy to see me, and told me all about her date for that evening..
"..After I finish my jog, he's going to take me to this awesome beach restaurant! And he's a rider, so we will go on his bike! I love going fast, and its fun to get to hold on to him too!"
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My, my, my... Lil' Wednesday Addams surely has grown up... and in all the right places, too!
... Great, now I'll have to sing the theme song for the whole day. Well, why not, there are worse things to do!
Alltogether now (*Snaps fingers*):
"They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky..."
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"ItΒ rubs the Lotion on its skin..." Yes, a definite winner!
It should have known not to try to lift them...
It takes muscles of steel to hurl them around!!!Β
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the Lulu family..
indeed. I love her as an actress, when I was a kid she was one of my idols.. shes quite amazeballsΒ ;D
though these days im more like morticia
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Yup, she's amazing... I loved Sleepy Hollow, she fits very well in Burton's visuals!
Aww, Morticia... say something in French, will ya?
I'd be the Thing... in German it's called "Eiskaltes HΓ€ndchen" wich means "little ice-cold hand"...
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handchen lol
german is so cute
I always thought the thing was cute.. I know, im creepy lol
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That makes two of us... I always thought it's quite cute, too (as far as disembodied hands go at least).
Aaaand... yes, most people think, I'm creepy... but you learn to live with that...
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well he would be the perfect boyfried for me hahaha
his fingers are quite large.. and he cant talk
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... and choosing a restaurant for date night would be a piece of cake... since he can't eat.Β
And I can imagine where he'd spent the movie... (very dirty chuckle)... Massaging your shoulders, of course!
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he must eat something.. maybe vitamin enriched hand cream lol
idk if hed like the movies, though, it would seem, he can see, somehow lol
oh, no, he fell off my shoulder and is stuck in my cleavage! accidentally! honest!
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Indeed, I never really thought that through. And that would explain that staggering amount of handcreams on the market... (Beef jerky flavour?)!
And you're right, he must have some perceptual sense. Wonder what movies he likes? "Manos: The Hands of Fate" is a likely candidate...
Woops... I'm afraid we'll never get him out of there... though I'm not so sure about that "accidentally"!
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lol I prefer coconut butter myself.. makes the skin very soft.
hehe Hannibal Lecters silence of the lambs maybe, as he tends to remove body parts..
well last time, he broke a finger trying to lift one. so hes learnt how dangerous they are
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The bubble is real. The skinny girl bubble butt body type is pretty common where I'm at, so I know she's satisfied.
And now with with helium. For that extra lift ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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you better believe it.. watching all the guys crash their cars as she jogged by was hilarious too
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Ah, the Inflatolager Helium label, I'll take a case!
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Inflato He
yup, im a nerd lol
*writes down order*
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you must be using the tootsie pop potion as these buns are soooooo round! lol
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11 secret herbs and spices, and a dash of Hubba Bubble
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LOL so THAT's the secret lol
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yyyyyup
just blow till the bubbles grow
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lolΒ you must have a good set of lungs 
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what do you think I keep in my bra? lol
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a spare pair of lungs? 
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well its complex, but lets call them.. Mass Storage Devices
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so they store mass?
ahh...that's where the nuclear stockpile is kept, eh?
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weeeeeeell, I use mine to store water, mostly for long trips, or to hold my fone and keys and stuff
my irradiated plutonium, I usually keep in my fridge. makes the milk glow green, but keeps the apples nice and crisp
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wow...had no idea how handy they could come in!Β maybe guys should start wearing them just to put things in? lol
glad it has a positive side, and hear I keep hearing all the bad things about it! lol
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Boobs? theres no bad side to having boobs.. people who complain about their back are just lazy, they just need to go to the gym like me.. if i can haul my big boys around with no issue, then i don't see why others have issues, unless they are too weak
and yes, hahaha you should. perhaps you could use balloons?
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so I'm taking it that you like them just the way they are on you, eh?
yep, I guess if you're over a C cup you'll need to have some kind of workout/stretching routine or it could be bad on your back. lolΒ I guess I could walk behind you holding them up all the time if you wanted. lol
aww...then where would I put my wallet and keys if I had a balloon in it?
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CΒ cup? hahahaha keep going.. i haven't been aΒ C since school lol
i lift weights.. so i can lift the.. ladies. lol
if you did, youd have some sexy arm muscles, pretty fast lol
nono.. you blow two up, and put them in the bra, then put it on, then put your keys between them.. safe as houses.
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guess I better come over and start lifting with you!Β always nice to have sexy arm muscles lol
sure my keys won't burst the balloon? LOL
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well my keys don't pop my boobaloobies
and youd be welcome to, but be warned, i lift heavy
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maybe I need some made of the same material as you?
ok...well then, I will need to work out from how heavy you're insinuating they are lol
got ask...have you ever weighed one?
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this is a public commentary.. try asking again.. elsewhere
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my bad...oops...sorry bout that
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lol no worries, just think ill keep some things private lol
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yeah...wasn't sure if I was going overboard or not.
thought you were going to do some kind of fun or silly analogy
I do have to admit that I sometimes wonder how women are able to deal with all they have to deal with AND still keep a happy face about everything.
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woah
heavy, boyo
we do all you guys do
you manage.. why wouldn't we?
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I'm meaning you do all we do, and then some!
Do you see guys bleeding every month?Β If they did you'd see a bunch of panicked guys not able to deal.
Do you see guys making themselves up nearly every day just to go out?
Do you see guys giving childbirth?
Some guys are starting to be stay at home dads, but that is still a rare thing.
Then you have the women who try to be a mom AND have a career.Β Rarely do men do that unless they're single dads.Β There are more and more of them, so don't get me wrong, but these are still a rare breed of man in this world.
So I'm not say why wouldn't you, I'm saying I applaud how much more you do with rarely saying anything negative about it.
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yup I see them bleed, every time I get in the ring
(of course youd deal.. its not like we don't know its coming lol)
*shopping.. "do de dum.. ooo these are nice pants I thin.. HOLY MOTHER OF GOD IM DIEINGGGGG*
it really isn't like that lol
yeah, but you shave your face every day, and you deal with what I assume is an unreasonable amout of chaffing every day from the dongalong in the way..
theres plenty of guys that are great dads, and plenty of us who suck with kids..
I hear what youre saying.. and thankyou
but honestly.. I work with guys, almost exclusively, at work. and they do literally everything I do. im your equal, not a weakling struggling to keep up..
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that has been my experience with women at work, too.Β so I was trying to praise those women who do, do, more than their fare share of handling the burden of life in so many ways.Β definitely not saying it goes for all (both men & women) just a good number that I have seen.
actually not much chaffing at all.Β especially if you wear briefs as they support pretty good...kinda like a bra for one's crotch lol
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a mini bra for the balls, and the banana in a pouch in the middle lol
you should make those >
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lol that sounds pretty silly
a mini bra for the balls, and maybe a sling of some kind for the shaft lol
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yup
bet itd be comfy though
I know I wouldn't like to try running without a bra lol
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lol bet it would be comfy.Β guess i'll have to come up with something lol
well you could run, but you'd be feeling the forces of gravity upon your body.
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try a sock, with strings on each side of the hole lol
and a pair of black eyes..
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lolΒ yep, I could make it a pirate theme with two eye patches and a white/red striped "sling" lol
yep, well depending on your stride.Β if you took a smooth stride it wouldn't get quite that high...or I'd hope not! lol
am gravity has taken it's toll on them?
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Long john silver.. eh?
well, see, that's why I ride a motorbike, instead of running lol
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lol there ya go!Β that'll be the brand name of the support devices lol
ahh...so that's why, eh?
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just in time for Christmas.. talk about a stocking stuffer.. haha
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yep, will need a pretty large stocking for this stuffer! lol
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