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"Do I know you?"
"I'm Jeb Cain. You work with my father."
"He talks so much about you, it's great to finally meet you!"
"We've met before."
"We have?"
"You were tied up at the time."
"That happens to me alot."
" ..."
"What is it?"
"Well, there was something I wanted to ask you, but I think you just said the only thing that could make it more awkward."
"Well, at least we know it can't get worse from here! What's on your noggin, little Cain?"
" ..."
"Do you want advice? I'm good at advice. It used to be pretty much my job. I can also give dance lessons."
"Are you and my dad lovers?"
" .... Wow, you're right; in context, the tying up thing was really awkward."
"Glitch."
"I was wrong. I was very wrong. This could get more awkward than it was."
"Glitch."
"I mean, it did."
"Glitch."
"I mean, I don't even know how I'd feel if I thought I might be my new mommy."
"Glitch!"
"Yeah?"
"Just tell me. I can't ask him, he's my dad. Are you two... together?"
"You know, whether or not I'm dating really sounds like something I would know."
"Why is your brain not back in yet?"
"I don't know."
"Just-- try. Did you sleep with my dad?"
"Well, when we were traveling in the O.Z., we did stop to sleep, so technically I did sleep with Cain. And D.G. ... and Raw."
"Tutor, too."
"Wow, I get around!"
"Ye-ah. Okay, let me put it this way. Do you now, or have you ever, had a romantic or carnal relationship with my father?"
"Well, when you put it that way, it's an easy question. I- ..."
"..."
"..."
" ..."
"Hi. Name's Glitch, do I know you?"

Description
"Do I know you?"
"I'm Jeb Cain. You work with my father."
"He talks so much about you, it's great to finally meet you!"
"We've met before."
"We have?"
"You were tied up at the time."
"That happens to me alot."
" ..."
"What is it?"
"Well, there was something I wanted to ask you, but I think you just said the only thing that could make it more awkward."
"Well, at least we know it can't get worse from here! What's on your noggin, little Cain?"
" ..."
"Do you want advice? I'm good at advice. It used to be pretty much my job. I can also give dance lessons."
"Are you and my dad lovers?"
" .... Wow, you're right; in context, the tying up thing was really awkward."
"Glitch."
"I was wrong. I was very wrong. This could get more awkward than it was."
"Glitch."
"I mean, it did."
"Glitch."
"I mean, I don't even know how I'd feel if I thought I might be my new mommy."
"Glitch!"
"Yeah?"
"Just tell me. I can't ask him, he's my dad. Are you two... together?"
"You know, whether or not I'm dating really sounds like something I would know."
"Why is your brain not back in yet?"
"I don't know."
"Just-- try. Did you sleep with my dad?"
"Well, when we were traveling in the O.Z., we did stop to sleep, so technically I did sleep with Cain. And D.G. ... and Raw."
"Tutor, too."
"Wow, I get around!"
"Ye-ah. Okay, let me put it this way. Do you now, or have you ever, had a romantic or carnal relationship with my father?"
"Well, when you put it that way, it's an easy question. I- ..."
"..."
"..."
" ..."
"Hi. Name's Glitch, do I know you?"