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Lbat1901 — Pitiful Present Me

Published: 2016-02-02 05:50:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 796; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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Description I actually found this on Tumblr.

Here's the link to the original one: [Link]

It turns out I found this in full color and it was never on DA. So here it is now.

Anyway here's newly revived dialogue, which is from one of my fan fictions: 

*//Glass Breaks//*

Warden: *Coughs* 

*//Footsteps//*

Future Warden: Well I'll be a monkey's uncle, it seems that someone is a little bit injured.

Warden: *//Grunts Angrily//*

Future Warden: Wow. I guess I was right about you. *//Laughs Evilly//*

Warden: Why? Why are you doing this?

Future Warden: Excuse me? What was that? 

Warden: *//Coughs//*

Future Warden: Well don't just lie there. SPILL IT OUT!!!

Warden: I SAID WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!? 

Future Warden: My, oh my. Looks like someone has an attitude and needs an explanation. 

Warden: *//Mutters To Self//* Well someone needs an explanation alright. When he has the right to almost kill and toss them into a glass window. Does that mean anything thi- 

*//Bones Begin To Break, By Pressure Of Boot//* 

Warden: *//Screams In Pain//* STOP IT!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!

Future Warden: *//Chuckles Evilly//* Oh, I just love to see a person in pain. Including my worthless present self. 

Warden: YOU GREAT BIG JERK!!! I TRUSTED YOU!!! NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO KILL ME!! I THOUGHT WE COULD BE JUST FRIENDS!! WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT!!? 

Future Warden: We are friends, but were until you think you could have the right to come into the future, so we could team up. So you thought that having friendship with your future counterpart was actually going to work? But guess what, you're nothing but a pawn to my own game and you couldn't win. 

Warden: What!? 

Future Warden: Did you understand what I just said? Like a minute ago? 

Warden: Not exactly.

Future Warden: *//Facepalms//* Oh my god! You're such an idiot! Fine I'll explain it nice and clear. 

Warden: Okay, now I'm listening.

Future Warden: It's very simple and it's not rocket science. Let's just say having a friendship with your future counterpart is nothing but a lackey. Understand now? 

Warden: Yes, yes I do. 

Future Warden: You know your such a moron, such as being my counterpart. 

Warden: HEY!! 

Future Warden: Well, I was just saying. Anyway you lose! 

Warden: You monster. I hope you don't think that this is the end. Because it's not over and since it's not over, once I regain my strength, you'll pay for this dearly.

Future Warden: *//Laughs//* Oh ’pay dearly'!? Oh my, I'm so scared that I'm shaking and trembling in my own boots. It is over, well it's over for you and you think you can stop me!? Well guess what, you can't!

Warden: You double crossing backstabbing dictator! You're nothing but a lying cheater! 

Future Warden: Cheater!? Hold on a minute, you think that this a game of kickball on the playground? You know I may mind the insults, but I didn't cheated. It's because I am the ultimate supreme ruler of the world and do you know why? 

Warden: Because you cheated. 

Future Warden: No it's not because I cheated. It's because I'm 10x better than you and you're just a over-grown man-child. That's right you are nothing but a stupid worthless over-grown man-child! *//Laughs Evilly//* 

Future Jared: Sir! I heard what happened! Are you ok-

Future Warden: Yes Jared. I'm just dandy and fine.

Future Jared: Are you peachy also? 

Future Waden: Yes. Anyway you came just in time, to take our new prisoner to his cell. 

Future Jared: Yes sir! Right away! 

Future Warden: Have a nice time in your new living place. Hope you feel comfortable and enjoy. Even if you don't like, I'll go down to were you are and I'll personally shove comfort and joyfulness down your throat. 

Warden: Why you backstabbing brute! This is the worst betrayul ever, it's even worse when Stingray betrayed me! When I get my hands on you, you're *beep*ed! 

 
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Comments: 206

Lbat1901 In reply to ??? [2018-05-24 05:34:01 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: you were so foolish enough to get turned by me when you offered for us to work together 

Warden: I thought we could be- wahh!!  *gets stomped by future warden* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-24 05:34:36 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: 😢

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-24 05:41:37 +0000 UTC]

Warden: *feels a couple of bones breaking* oh god.....that hurts

Future Warden: aww...I'm sorry, am I hurting you? 

Warden: *nods* yeah you are 

Future Warden: aww...well...TOO BAD!!! *stomps even harder* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-24 18:28:02 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: 0m0 *cries*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-24 18:46:30 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: *hears her crying before going over to her*

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-24 19:14:11 +0000 UTC]

Hailey:*cries*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-24 19:23:58 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: aww...what's the matter? Is there something wrong? 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-24 19:41:38 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: >_<

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-24 19:48:51 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: no, no, no don't cry. Please 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-25 14:31:28 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *cries*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-25 19:14:44 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: oh dear.....*picks her up and gently starts rocking her back and forth* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-25 20:16:59 +0000 UTC]

Hailey:>m <

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-25 21:23:19 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: hey, hey, hey calm down. It's okay

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-27 02:29:53 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *fusses*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-27 02:58:47 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: shh... it's okay I promise 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-27 02:59:41 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: ^_^

(( I started others if you look at my status))

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-27 03:33:34 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: *smiles* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-27 06:46:03 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *falls asleep*

*both wardens admire her *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-27 07:36:56 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: she's so cute when she's sleeping 

Warden: I know she is 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-27 19:19:44 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *sleeps*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-27 20:29:34 +0000 UTC]

Warden: *gently pats her head*

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-27 23:12:51 +0000 UTC]

hailey: ^W^

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 01:59:14 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: can I pat her head? 

Warden: sure you can 

Future Warden: *gently pats her head* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 02:34:37 +0000 UTC]

hailey: *coos*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 02:35:15 +0000 UTC]

*both wardens smile* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 02:35:59 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *sleeps*

(( I want this to be wardencest)

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 02:37:24 +0000 UTC]

Warden: *kisses future warden* 

Future Warden: *blushes a bit* *kisses him back* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 02:37:56 +0000 UTC]

hailey: ^w^

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 02:47:32 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: wow....I never knew that I can kiss like that

Warden: oh...you haven't seen nothing yet 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 02:51:13 +0000 UTC]

hailey: *coos *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 02:54:40 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: I guess that's true 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 02:55:40 +0000 UTC]

hailey: *yawns* *wakes up*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 02:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Warden: hello hailey we were just talking 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 05:37:37 +0000 UTC]

hailey: *coos *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 09:50:43 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: we were doing more than just talking 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 16:48:24 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: 0.0

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 21:24:23 +0000 UTC]

Warden: *smiles nervously* 

Future Warden: *kisses warden's neck a bit* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 21:34:39 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: ^w^ *coos *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 21:59:48 +0000 UTC]

Warden: *blushes wildly*

Future Warden: *smirks*

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 22:46:22 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *hugs her fathers* ^_^

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 23:09:25 +0000 UTC]

Warden and future warden: *hugs her back*

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-28 23:17:11 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: ^_^ *coos *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-28 23:28:22 +0000 UTC]

*both wardens smile*

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-29 01:54:09 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *stomach growls *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-29 02:17:00 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: someone looks hungry 

Warden: it must be lunchtime 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-29 02:21:43 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *fusses *

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-29 02:22:59 +0000 UTC]

Warden: you go get her a bottle, I'll watch her

Future Warden: okay

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-29 02:36:14 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: >m < *cries*

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Lbat1901 In reply to kittyfelcon [2018-05-29 02:47:20 +0000 UTC]

Future Warden: I'll be back with the bottle *quickly leaves* 

Warden: *picks up hailey* 

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kittyfelcon In reply to Lbat1901 [2018-05-29 05:32:39 +0000 UTC]

Hailey: *cries*

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