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Welcome to Elf Capture 101: Lesson 2

Today we look at how to initiate group elf captures using simple traps.

The slime pit trap is one of the most effective elf capture devices.
You require the following to contruct a trap suitable for at least 6 girls:

1. A shovel, available from hardware shop
2. A few mattresses, available from your local mall
3. 5 large tins of "Slime" ooze, available from toy shops
4. Animate slime spell, available from most spell shops
5. A large net.
6. Chloroform, available from all alchemist shops
7. A captive elf used as bait.
8. Enough rope to securely bind 6 girls.

Once you get these items ready, follow these easy steps to catch your group of elves:
1. Locate a suitable foresty area with lots of fallen leaves on the ground in which elves are often sighted. This should be no problem, since elf girls are always running around forests clad in their underwear.
2. Once you have located a nice spot, clear the leaves and start digging with your shovel. Quit complaining and put in some elbow grease! The trap is no good until its at least 6 feet deep and 8 feet across.
3. Line the base of the pit with the mattresses. Make sure you have purchased proper spring mattresses that can cushion a 6 feet fall. You don't want to explain to the hospital staff how you ended up with a group of elf girls with fractures.
4. Cast the animate slime spell on the contents in the slime ooze tins. You have to instruct the slime spell to only target elf girls. You don't want to accidentally capture an angry ogre or troll. To do that, train the slime on the captive elf girl you captured in the previous lesson. After a couple of hours of intense practice on your captive, the slime will recognise the body type of an elf girl, and mould into slime hands to restrain them.
5. Pour all the slime into the pit, and cover the the pit with the net. stake the net over the sides of the pit with twigs designed to break under the weight of an adult.
6. Cover your trap with the leaves you have set aside earlier.
7. Take the elf girl captive out. Knock her out with chloroform and tie her to a tree in an area with lots of visibility in front of the trap. Keep the elf blindfolded and unconscious (tie a chloroform soaked cloth over her nose) until you're ready to spring the trap. Make sure she can only be approached in the direction of the trap. I dunno, block the sides of the clearing with boulders or fake trees or something. You're a wizard, right? Conjure something up and quit complaining.
8. Once you've spotted a group of elf girls nearby, its time to spring the trap! Gag your captive with a loose cleave gag, so she can make audible muffled cries without being able to warn her friends of the trap. Remove her chloroform cloth and wake her up - pinch her butt or something. She'll make loud distressed screams through her gag once she's awake.
9. Time to hide behind the bushes and watch as the group of elf girls come to her rescure...
10. ... and tumble into the pit.
11. Let the slime hands do their work. The slime hands should be restraining your new captives (and feeling them) up with gusto if you have trained them well.
12. Once you are sure the elves are safely secured, you should check out the frantic girls struggle in the pit. This should be fun to watch. The slime hands never tire, although the girls might pass out after a few hours of intense frottage.
13. When you tire of watching, toss in some chloroform soaked cloths and instruct the slime hands to knock the captives out, then the them out of the pit.
14. Securely bind and gag the fainted elves.
15. Use a teleport spell to transport the group to your home.

Description
Welcome to Elf Capture 101: Lesson 2

Today we look at how to initiate group elf captures using simple traps.

The slime pit trap is one of the most effective elf capture devices.
You require the following to contruct a trap suitable for at least 6 girls:

1. A shovel, available from hardware shop
2. A few mattresses, available from your local mall
3. 5 large tins of "Slime" ooze, available from toy shops
4. Animate slime spell, available from most spell shops
5. A large net.
6. Chloroform, available from all alchemist shops
7. A captive elf used as bait.
8. Enough rope to securely bind 6 girls.

Once you get these items ready, follow these easy steps to catch your group of elves:
1. Locate a suitable foresty area with lots of fallen leaves on the ground in which elves are often sighted. This should be no problem, since elf girls are always running around forests clad in their underwear.
2. Once you have located a nice spot, clear the leaves and start digging with your shovel. Quit complaining and put in some elbow grease! The trap is no good until its at least 6 feet deep and 8 feet across.
3. Line the base of the pit with the mattresses. Make sure you have purchased proper spring mattresses that can cushion a 6 feet fall. You don't want to explain to the hospital staff how you ended up with a group of elf girls with fractures.
4. Cast the animate slime spell on the contents in the slime ooze tins. You have to instruct the slime spell to only target elf girls. You don't want to accidentally capture an angry ogre or troll. To do that, train the slime on the captive elf girl you captured in the previous lesson. After a couple of hours of intense practice on your captive, the slime will recognise the body type of an elf girl, and mould into slime hands to restrain them.
5. Pour all the slime into the pit, and cover the the pit with the net. stake the net over the sides of the pit with twigs designed to break under the weight of an adult.
6. Cover your trap with the leaves you have set aside earlier.
7. Take the elf girl captive out. Knock her out with chloroform and tie her to a tree in an area with lots of visibility in front of the trap. Keep the elf blindfolded and unconscious (tie a chloroform soaked cloth over her nose) until you're ready to spring the trap. Make sure she can only be approached in the direction of the trap. I dunno, block the sides of the clearing with boulders or fake trees or something. You're a wizard, right? Conjure something up and quit complaining.
8. Once you've spotted a group of elf girls nearby, its time to spring the trap! Gag your captive with a loose cleave gag, so she can make audible muffled cries without being able to warn her friends of the trap. Remove her chloroform cloth and wake her up - pinch her butt or something. She'll make loud distressed screams through her gag once she's awake.
9. Time to hide behind the bushes and watch as the group of elf girls come to her rescure...
10. ... and tumble into the pit.
11. Let the slime hands do their work. The slime hands should be restraining your new captives (and feeling them) up with gusto if you have trained them well.
12. Once you are sure the elves are safely secured, you should check out the frantic girls struggle in the pit. This should be fun to watch. The slime hands never tire, although the girls might pass out after a few hours of intense frottage.
13. When you tire of watching, toss in some chloroform soaked cloths and instruct the slime hands to knock the captives out, then the them out of the pit.
14. Securely bind and gag the fainted elves.
15. Use a teleport spell to transport the group to your home.