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ALISA-CHANS FIRST and last DOUBLE ESSPRESSO.

Alisa took the cup from her lips and placed it down on the table.
The strange drink left a strange taste in her mouth and an even stranger feeling brewing in both her stomach and her brain.
And then suddenly it exploded within her.
The electric lighting crackled and sparkled and fizzed and whirred and whizzed and zoomed and zapped through her mind tickling and tingling her brain.
Alisa suddenly felt the impulsive urge to have a fit of Kogoro-like laughter, and then run around incredible quickly in a small circle.
"Er...what?" Nebula floated off of Alisa's head and hovered in the air in his usual blob-ish form, studying his adoptive daughter with a very very confused look in his single purple eye.
"FATHER OF MINE!" Alisa suddenly yelled, with very dramatic pointing.
"F-father of...?"
"YES, YOU! WHAT IS OUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?!"
"...To make you human, of course." Nebula answered "Although, right now it looks as if you're a human on LSD..."
"EXACTLY! WE MUST FIND LSD!" Alisa announced.
"What?! No! We hunt the Dark Race, not drug dealers!" Nebula morphed himself and foot and stamped it down on the floor.
"YES, OF COURSE, I GOT TOO AHEAD OF MYSELF THERE!" Alisa pointed dramatically again "WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, WE MUST FIND THE DARK RACE!"
Nebula sighed. "Yes, well done."
"AND HOW DO WE DO THAT?!" Alisa demanded.
"Huh? Well, usually, we just fly around in circles and catch anything that looks like the Dark Race." Nebula answered "But lately we've been using Fuyuki-san..."
"EXACTLY! WE MUST FIND FUYUKI!" Alisa sprinted over to the window and jumped through it.
"Ah! Wait- Alisa, I'm not in wings form-let alone on your head- you'll fall!" Nebula called to her.
"ALREADY FELL!" She shouted back, after a distinctive thud sound.

At the Hinata house, Natsumi was quietly enjoying her unusually peaceful cup of tea, of which had very low caffeine in it, while Fuyuki was in his room reading a rather dubious magazine.
Suddenly, shattering the tranquillity, Alisa very literally burst through the living room wall.
"Al-Alisa-chan?!" Natsumi shouted with shock.
"WHERE IS FUYUKI?" Alisa asked.
"I-in his room..."
"YES, THAT WOULD BE OBVIOUS, THANK YOU KINDLY!"
Alisa sprinted up the stairs, briskly followed by Natsumi, curious as to what the commotion was.
Alisa burst into Fuyuki's room so dramatically, that the door broke away from it's hinges.
"FUYUKI!"
"Ah-I wasn't looking at- I mean-reading anything!" He stuttered, swiftly shoving his dubious magazine under his bed.
"YOU ATTRACT THE DARK RACE, DO YOU NOT, SIR?!" Alisa stated.
"Ur..I suppose...wait, 'sir'?" Fuyuki answered.
"AND MY ONLY RATIONAL REASONING IN MY NOW CAFFEINE RAVAGED MIND FOR THAT, IS THAT....YOU ARE THE DARK RACE, FUYUKI!"
"What?! How did-?"
"DADDY!" Alisa pulled Nebula from her head and addressed him "OUR JOB IS TO DEVOUR- IN OTHER WORD 'EAT'- THE DARK RACE, IS IT NOT?!"
"Well, yes, but-"
"THEN START EATING!"
Nebula morphed into his usual blob-ish form, shrugged his shoulders, and then ate Fuyuki in one mouthful.
A confused silence took hold of everyone in the room.
"What the f*ck was all that about?!" Nastumi erupted.
"Ah, well, you see," Nebula began to explain while Alisa had another fit of Kogoro-like laughter ",Alisa really wanted to try this new drink...I think it's called an "double espresso"..."
"You let your daughter have a double espresso?!" Natsumi asked in utter disbelief.
"Well, yes...Is that bad?"
"VERY! Not even humans can deal with that kind of caffeine. I remember the last time Fuyuki had a double espresso..."
Nastumi sighed sadly "I miss my other younger brother..."
Nebula decided not to ask about that seemingly disturbing subject.
Suddenly, he was alerted by the sound of Alisa's soft moaning.
"Caffeine rush...overrr....ugh..."
"Ah, looks like everything's going back to normal." Nebula said with a smile.
"Normal?! You've just ate Fuyuki!" Natsumi shouted.
"Ah, right." Nebula morphed himself an arm, and punched himself in his stomach, making spit out, or throw up, a silvery-goo covered Fuyuki.
"S-s-so....c-cold...." Fuyuki stuttered, lying on the floor in the featal position and shivering, while Nebula and Kururu enjoyed Fuyuki's dubious collection of dubious magazines stashed under his bed.

The End

Description
ALISA-CHANS FIRST and last DOUBLE ESSPRESSO.

Alisa took the cup from her lips and placed it down on the table.
The strange drink left a strange taste in her mouth and an even stranger feeling brewing in both her stomach and her brain.
And then suddenly it exploded within her.
The electric lighting crackled and sparkled and fizzed and whirred and whizzed and zoomed and zapped through her mind tickling and tingling her brain.
Alisa suddenly felt the impulsive urge to have a fit of Kogoro-like laughter, and then run around incredible quickly in a small circle.
"Er...what?" Nebula floated off of Alisa's head and hovered in the air in his usual blob-ish form, studying his adoptive daughter with a very very confused look in his single purple eye.
"FATHER OF MINE!" Alisa suddenly yelled, with very dramatic pointing.
"F-father of...?"
"YES, YOU! WHAT IS OUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?!"
"...To make you human, of course." Nebula answered "Although, right now it looks as if you're a human on LSD..."
"EXACTLY! WE MUST FIND LSD!" Alisa announced.
"What?! No! We hunt the Dark Race, not drug dealers!" Nebula morphed himself and foot and stamped it down on the floor.
"YES, OF COURSE, I GOT TOO AHEAD OF MYSELF THERE!" Alisa pointed dramatically again "WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS, WE MUST FIND THE DARK RACE!"
Nebula sighed. "Yes, well done."
"AND HOW DO WE DO THAT?!" Alisa demanded.
"Huh? Well, usually, we just fly around in circles and catch anything that looks like the Dark Race." Nebula answered "But lately we've been using Fuyuki-san..."
"EXACTLY! WE MUST FIND FUYUKI!" Alisa sprinted over to the window and jumped through it.
"Ah! Wait- Alisa, I'm not in wings form-let alone on your head- you'll fall!" Nebula called to her.
"ALREADY FELL!" She shouted back, after a distinctive thud sound.

At the Hinata house, Natsumi was quietly enjoying her unusually peaceful cup of tea, of which had very low caffeine in it, while Fuyuki was in his room reading a rather dubious magazine.
Suddenly, shattering the tranquillity, Alisa very literally burst through the living room wall.
"Al-Alisa-chan?!" Natsumi shouted with shock.
"WHERE IS FUYUKI?" Alisa asked.
"I-in his room..."
"YES, THAT WOULD BE OBVIOUS, THANK YOU KINDLY!"
Alisa sprinted up the stairs, briskly followed by Natsumi, curious as to what the commotion was.
Alisa burst into Fuyuki's room so dramatically, that the door broke away from it's hinges.
"FUYUKI!"
"Ah-I wasn't looking at- I mean-reading anything!" He stuttered, swiftly shoving his dubious magazine under his bed.
"YOU ATTRACT THE DARK RACE, DO YOU NOT, SIR?!" Alisa stated.
"Ur..I suppose...wait, 'sir'?" Fuyuki answered.
"AND MY ONLY RATIONAL REASONING IN MY NOW CAFFEINE RAVAGED MIND FOR THAT, IS THAT....YOU ARE THE DARK RACE, FUYUKI!"
"What?! How did-?"
"DADDY!" Alisa pulled Nebula from her head and addressed him "OUR JOB IS TO DEVOUR- IN OTHER WORD 'EAT'- THE DARK RACE, IS IT NOT?!"
"Well, yes, but-"
"THEN START EATING!"
Nebula morphed into his usual blob-ish form, shrugged his shoulders, and then ate Fuyuki in one mouthful.
A confused silence took hold of everyone in the room.
"What the f*ck was all that about?!" Nastumi erupted.
"Ah, well, you see," Nebula began to explain while Alisa had another fit of Kogoro-like laughter ",Alisa really wanted to try this new drink...I think it's called an "double espresso"..."
"You let your daughter have a double espresso?!" Natsumi asked in utter disbelief.
"Well, yes...Is that bad?"
"VERY! Not even humans can deal with that kind of caffeine. I remember the last time Fuyuki had a double espresso..."
Nastumi sighed sadly "I miss my other younger brother..."
Nebula decided not to ask about that seemingly disturbing subject.
Suddenly, he was alerted by the sound of Alisa's soft moaning.
"Caffeine rush...overrr....ugh..."
"Ah, looks like everything's going back to normal." Nebula said with a smile.
"Normal?! You've just ate Fuyuki!" Natsumi shouted.
"Ah, right." Nebula morphed himself an arm, and punched himself in his stomach, making spit out, or throw up, a silvery-goo covered Fuyuki.
"S-s-so....c-cold...." Fuyuki stuttered, lying on the floor in the featal position and shivering, while Nebula and Kururu enjoyed Fuyuki's dubious collection of dubious magazines stashed under his bed.

The End