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Despite having forgotten almost every word I learned in school, I arrogantly chose to write this in German using a combination of Wiktionary and Google Translate. This has the obvious disadvantage that non-German speakers (such as myself) cannot understand it. For this reason, an approximate translation is presented below.

Colonel Hans Landa: Legendary manhunter.
"Colonel, we have thoroughly searched the room. We can't find any jews!"
"Hmm. Have you searched... under the floor??"
"...nnnno..?"
"It's... it's literally the ONLY hiding place in the building. Where have you been looking??"
"In the barrel, under the table, and in the barrel again."
Later:
"Congratulations, Colonel Landa!"
"Another triumph of intelligence and psychology!"

Description
Despite having forgotten almost every word I learned in school, I arrogantly chose to write this in German using a combination of Wiktionary and Google Translate. This has the obvious disadvantage that non-German speakers (such as myself) cannot understand it. For this reason, an approximate translation is presented below.

Colonel Hans Landa: Legendary manhunter.
"Colonel, we have thoroughly searched the room. We can't find any jews!"
"Hmm. Have you searched... under the floor??"
"...nnnno..?"
"It's... it's literally the ONLY hiding place in the building. Where have you been looking??"
"In the barrel, under the table, and in the barrel again."
Later:
"Congratulations, Colonel Landa!"
"Another triumph of intelligence and psychology!"