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Description: In a show and game with RED and BLUE team colors against each other we have those flame shooting arsonists! Which pyromaniac will burn the other to a crisp?
INTRODUCTION
BoomStick: FIRE, the most badass, ultimate weapon of all time and these two are all about it!
Wiz: The Pyro, Team Fortress 2's insane Pyromaniac.
BoomStick: And SharkFace the insurrection flame solider. He's Wiz and I'm BoomStick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to see who would win a death battle!
Note: YES, I know the second sprite used is of Master Chief not Sharkface but it's the closest thing to a Sharkface sprite I could find since Sharkface has no sprites.
(Starts off showing Pyro burning everything down with flamethrower.)
(Shows Heavy talking)
Heavy: I fear no man but that THING... it scares me.
Wiz: Hired by Mann CO as 1 of the 9 mercenaries fighting under the RED and BLU team corporations the Pyro is the most mysterious and most feared person in the Team Fortress 2 universe. Assuming Pyro is even a person.
BoomStick: According to Valve only two things are known about the mysterious Pyro; it shoots fire and doesn't speak. And... well, that's pretty damn accurate!
Wiz: Yes, the Pyro's origins, age, and even gender is unknown. The Pyro wears a black gas mask and a fully covered fire-resistant suit with handling gloves. The mask,suit,and gloves completely cover Pyro's body not even letting you see an inch of skin making it impossible to even get the slightest hint as to who and what Pyro is.
BoomStick: Well, I hope Pyro's a she who looks like...
Wiz: NO BOOMSTICK! You're NOT showing that fan-art pic...
BoomStick: Oh yeah! That's what I call HOT!
Wiz: GOD DAMN IT BOOMSTICK! ...ANYWAY, Pyro wears a fire proximity suit, a fire proximity suit is able to withstand temperatures up to 2,000 degrees Fahrenheit making Pyro immune to being caught on fire. However, the Pyro is not immune to fire so e will still be damaged by fire but with significantly reduced damage so think of it like fire armor. What's Pyro's weapon you ask? It should be pretty obvious, you see while Pyro's teammates wield some guns, knives, explosives...
BoomStick: Pyro burns their asses with a flamethrower to death like a badass!
Wiz: The Pyro's flamethrower is a long metal pole, connected by a hose to a propane tank, the tank is attached to the pole via fastening bands, a continually lit pilot light can be seen at the nozzle, and the trigger is made out of a team-colored gas pump handle. What I'm getting at here is that it's homemade.
BoomStick: That doesn't make it any less deadly! It's flames upon contact with a victim instantly catch their entire body on fire, constantly burning them causing them to bleed rapidly as well. Ouch! That's really gotta burn!
Wiz: However, Pyro's flamethrower is a very unique one because it doesn't only shoot fire. It has an alternative function allowing it to release a blast of compressed air called the air-blast. This air-blast has enough force and pressure to push the human body a few feet into the air! Also, it's able to instantly extinguish fire.
BoomStick: Not only that but it's also able to reflect any kind of projectile. Rockets, grenades, bombs, arrows, even laser beams! Holy shit! What an OP flamethrower!
Wiz: But, it has it's limits. It only holds up to 200 ammo which sounds like a lot but it chews up 12.5 ammo per second of flame. Also, using the air-blast takes up 20 ammo each time used.
BoomStick: Luckily, Pyro's got more flamethrowers! Like the back-burner which is designed exactly the same as Pyro's original flamethrower except it has a dragon head for a nozzle. The fire that shoots from it does insane damage when shooting at a person's back killing within seconds.
Wiz: I don't know how that's possible, it must have a way of internally damaging their spine or...
BoomStick: WIZ!
Wiz: What?
BoomStick: It's just a game Wiz, it's not supposed to make sense. Science can't always explain the bullshit logic in games.
Wiz: ...Fine. Anyway, the back-burner however takes up 50 ammo when using the air-blast instead of the 20 ammo from the regular one. Pyro's next flamethrower is the degreaser. It is a flamethrower that is comprised of a gas pump, a car muffler, an exhaust pipe, a team-colored fire extinguisher, and a stove top burner. So, yeah you guessed it it's also homemade. The degreaser gives the Pyro 65% faster switching between weapons. But the degreaser's downside is that it's less powerful than other flamethrowers. It has a -10% damage penalty upon burning and a -25% after-burn damage penalty.
BoomStick: But, Pyro's final and ultimate flamethrower puts everything else to shame. Behold, the phlogisnator!
Wiz: Wow, what a surprise this one isn't homemade! It was created by a scientist named Dr.Grordbort, the phlogisnator is a retro-futuristic ray blunderbuss with some metal parts. The huge difference contrasting it from Pyro's other flamethrowers is that the phlogisnator does not shoot actual flames. It instead shoots waves of energy essentially fake flame that sets the victim on fire.
BoomStick: The phlogisnator has a meter that fills up the more damage Pyro does towards enemies. When the meter is full Pyro holds the good ol phlog up in the air and it heals any injuries or damage Pyro has taken fully restoring em good as new AND it supercharges the weapon causing it to be so powerful that it can pretty much instantly disintegrate anyone to ashes in seconds! And while holding it up to activate the supercharge it gives Pyro 75% resistance to damage so e's not completely vulnerable while doing it. Oh yeah and it kills people by disintegrating them to ashes did I mention that yet?
Wiz: But, it's not flawless. This supercharge only lasts several seconds and the Phlogisnator suffers a -10% damage penalty compared to Pyro's other flamethrowers. Also, it has no air-blast likely because it was created by Dr. Grordbort and not homemade like the others which were likely made by the Pyro em-self.
BoomStick: We're not nearly done yet! That was just Pyro's flamethrowers, there are many more of Pyro's weapons to talk about. In order to make sure Pyro has a way to fight at range or underwater Pyro's got my personal favorite weapon of all time, a shotgun! A pump action-style, sawed off shotgun that fires 10 pellets at a time every 0.6 seconds.
BoomStick: Then, there's Pyro's alternative shotgun the reserve shooter a green shotgun. Since it's a way lighter shotgun it allows Pyro to switch between weapons 15% quicker, and it does extra damage to enemies that are in the air. But, it only holds four shells per shot.
BoomStick: But, just in case these 2 don't work fast enough Pyro's got a third shotgun called the Panic Attack. This one has 50% faster reload time than the other two, holds up to 4 shells at start but fire rate increases over time as Pyro's health decreases... somehow but weapon spread and inaccuracy will increase as Pyro's health decreases... somehow. Ok, now I can see why you're annoyed by this game logic stuff Wiz.
Wiz: Finally, you get it! Anyway, the Pyro has other long ranged weapons that are well, more fire related like the flare gun. It shoots 1 flare projectile per shot to ignite enemies on fire at long range. And if it hits someone who is already on fire it will do double the damage. But, of course it does have his faults being only able to hold 16 ammo, 1 per shot meaning only 16 shots and of course a flare shot is a lot slower than a shotgun shot so it can easily be avoided.
BoomStick: Apparently, Pyro em-self was aware of this little problem so e has a second flare gun called the detonator. With this flare gun Pyro is able to pull a second trigger that allows a flare shot to detonate in mid-air allowing to hit anyone nearby it's radius. It also has a function where if Pyro shoots downwards at the ground e can do a flare jump just like how the Solider does rocket jumps.
Wiz: It also does extra damage to victims who are already burning but it has a -25% damage penalty compared to the original flare gun and using the flare jump will cause self-inflicted damage
Wiz: Then there's the scorch shot which does EXTREME damage to enemies that are already burning, the flare causes an explosion when it hits the ground, causes knock-back upon hit on target, can roll around on the ground and hit anyone stupid enough to walk on it and can perform the flare jump. But, it has a -35% damage penalty compared to other flare guns.
BoomStick: And finally, we have the Manmelter a grey, retro-furturistic Ray gun laser pistol created by Dr. Grordbort just like the Phlogisnator. Despite it, shooting lasers when it hits an enemy they are lit on fire. It requires no ammo, has +50% projectile speed, doesn't need to be reloaded, can extinguish fire and just like the phlogisnator it can disintegrate an enemy into ashes! And wow, no downsides! Sounds OP.
Wiz: Ok, great lots and lots of cool weapons now can we can move on to...
BoomStick: But wait! Pyro's got more!
Wiz: GAH...
BoomStick: Pyro's also got a collection of axes! Yes, that's right AXES! Man, is this guy psychotic or what? Or girl... nobody knows! Anyway, first Pyro's got the fire axe which sadly NO it's not actually made of fire it's just a regular axe.
BoomStick: But Pyro does have another axe that is! The Sharpened Volcano Fragment is an axe that was created when a regular axe fell into a freakin volcano! Badass! This obsidian axe is composed of lava with extremely sharp edges, upon hit it ignites the enemy on fire but the hit itself is slightly less powerful than the regular axe. Well, that's bullshit isn't it Wiz? An axe that fell into a volcano has less striking power than one that some pussy firemen holds?
Wiz: ( Sleeping and snoring)
BoomStick: ( Shotgun blast is heard)
Wiz: AAH! Sorry! I'm up!
BoomStick: Damn right you are! Now, finish up listing the rest of the axes and then we'll be done with all the weapons alright?
Wiz: Alright, about time, ok so the axtinguisher does extreme damage to those set on fire but does less to those who aren't, game logic.
The Third degree is a futuristic axe created by Dr Grordbort that can hit multiple targets at once telepathically just by physically hitting a first target.
Wiz: The last three are Melee weapons but aren't axes. The power-jack is a sledgehammer that increases Pyro's speed by 15% ( game logic) and heals Pyro slightly when e gets a kill ( game logic). But, it makes Pyro 20% more vulnerable to damage while it's being used. ( GAME LOGIC!!!)
BoomStick: The BackScratcher is a green garden rake that's stained with blood. Ouch, talk about getting kids off your lawn! And ironically this thing does 25% more damage than any of the axes.
But, last but certainly not least is the Neon Annihilator! A neon sign that will instantly kill any target that is wet by freakin vaporizing them! Holy shit! Where can I get one? Try and eat me while I'm surfing now sharks!
Wiz: But, it's practically useless against enemies that are dry so it's good only in aquatic environments. And... wait, that's it! Finally!
BoomStick: Yeah, a lot of weapons right? Oh, but one more thing, it turns out the Pyro is actually not defenseless without a weapon. The Pyro is able to generate a fireball from is hands doing massive damage. This move is literally called Hadouken! That's right, Valve straight up just admits that they stole the move from Street Fighter.
BoomStick: Damn, the Pyro is one badass, psychotic killer. I love em!
Wiz: Well...
BoomStick: Huh? Is there something you didn't tell me Wiz?
Wiz: Well, you see BoomStick all of these weapons may make Pyro seem like a merciless, heartless killer but actually e's quite the opposite.
BoomStick: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!
BoomStick: .........................................
Wiz: I know it's a lot to process but let me explain. You see, the Pyro suffers from an extreme case of Schizophrenia, a disorder in which the victim sees things that aren't real. So, with the Pyro e sees everyone who e is killing as little babies e is playing with. Pyro sees the flamethrower as a rainblower which shoots out rainbows instead of fire, the scorch shot as a bubble blower, the fire axe as a giant lollipop and so on. So, despite having no idea of what's really going on the Pyro somehow manages to not only survive but destroy everyone and everything in the way.
BoomStick: ...OH...MY...GOD...
Wiz: And all of the other mercenaries fear the Pyro even Pyro's own teammates think e is a heartless monster.
RED Scout: Look, I'm not talking about that freak alright? Wait, he's not here is she?
RED Heavy: I fear no man, but that THING... it scares me.
RED Spy: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained CRUELTY?!
BoomStick: Well, e's certainly still insane just not in the way anyone would expect.
Wiz: The Pyro certainly is horrifying in a whole new way.
A large soldier walks in dramatically, holding a flamethrower.
Washington: What the fuck is with this guy?
"This guy" fires his flamethrower and the two freelancers dive for cover.
Boomstick: This guy's fucking badass.
Wiz: They call him Sharkface and he really loves burning people. Though before all this, his brith name was Terrence Ephemera. His history is rather unknown...
BoomStick: AT LEAST HIS DAMN GENDER IS CONFIRMED!
Wiz: Right... anyway but apparently he was orphaned at a young age. Once he grew up, he joined the Insurrection and finally met "the only family he ever had".
Boomstick: Yeah. I actually feel sorry for this guy. When you watch the show, it looks like Terrence and his buddies are the bad guys. But actually, they're not. The Insurrection pyro boy joined is actually an organization that works for the government. They retrieve technology from the wrong people and give it to the right hands.
Wiz: However, in a mission to secure the "Sarcophagus", Sharkface and his team were supposed to protect the weapon from Project Freelancer. But because of the power of plot, Terrence was defeated and the Freelancers took away the Sarcophagus and dropped a building on him.
Boomstick: No, really! They freaking dropped a giant fucking skyscraper on him. And...somehow he survived.
Wiz: After getting imprisoned for...some reason, Terrence was saved, or rather, recruited, by the Space Pirates being lead by Locus and Felix. After finding out the Space Pirates are after the very same agents that killed his friends and dropped a building on him, Terrence joined them and now, he goes by the name of Sharkface.
Boomstick: Sharkface's weaponry is composed of the M7057 Flamethrower. The M7057 is a standard chemical flamethrower, which projects and ignites a stream of a volatile, semi-liquid fuel.
BoomStick: Wait, so it shoots, or spews out, hot liquid and the gun itself is pretty big? They should call this thing my dic--
Wiz: The Flamethrower is a very powerful weapon, laying waste to any opponent in close quarters. It can be used strategically to put flame in front of entry ways as a denial of entry, or to shoot it while running backwards around a corner, giving the user the ability to damage enemies while denying them a direct line of sight to the user.
Boomstick: The spread, stickiness, and lethality of the flame makes it nearly impossible to escape when in the hands of a skilled soldier. Hehehe...Innuendos.
Wiz: Oh shut up. The Flamethrower can also be used as a psychological weapon, as its mere appearance and use strikes fear into the enemy. Another thing to remember is that the flame remains on the ground for a couple of seconds, allowing a user to temporarily block a door or corner in a confined space or trap his/her foes and finishing them off with a different weapon.
Boomstick: And aside from his big flame gun, he also has built in smaller, wrist mounted flamethrowers. These new flamethrowers effectively do away with several of the disadvantages regarding how cumbersome traditional flamethrowers are, as he can still move at normal speeds and engage in melee combat while they are active, and he can even use the two flamethrowers as fiery jet streams to propel himself. No, really! He did!
Wiz: While I undoubtedly question the physics in that since flamethrowers don't normally provide rocket propelling capabilities, it...really did happen.
BoomStick: It's flamethrowers being used as mini jet packs! Why must you question that awesomeness? Anyway, Sharkface has more weapons than just flamethrowers, he's got an assault rifle with rapid fire shooting and a function to fire off explosives.
BoomStick: He's got a grappling hook which can attach to anything and bring it to him or zip line him to that surface.
BoomStick: A magnum gun...
BoomStick: And Frag grenades to blow shit up!
BoomStick: Also a light shield; a blue colored force shield that can deflect bullets and blasts.
Wiz: Sharkface is also extremely heavily armored as shown when he was attacked with a barrage of bullets and they didn't effect him at all and when he was directly hit by a grenade and all it did was knock him down. And his strength is quite formidable as well. He's able to carry a large fuel tank on his back, and can deny metal bars just by punching them. Sharkface is a deadly soldier you do not want to get heated up.
(Sharkface is shown firing his flamethrower at an incoming grenade destroying it and continues walking through bullets that don't hurt him at all.)
PRE-FIGHT
Wiz: Alright, the combatants are set! Let's end this debate once and for all!
BoomStick: It's time for a DEATH BATTLE!!!!
BATTLE
A land of wooden buildings is completely covered with fire as the Pyro burns them down with the flamethrower having already killed the entire BLU team. A Scout was shot with a flare gun, a Heavy has an axe in his head, and a Sniper was burned until he was disintegrated into ashes. The Pyro thinking e is in the happy PyroLand walks away happily as a BLU Soldier's chest has a hole ripped through it as he falls and dies. Buildings collapse behind the Pyro as e continues to walk away. Pyro then picks a bag containing all of Pyro's weapons or as e sees them toys and puts the backpack on Pyro's back. In the distance another masked, suited arsonist approaches. It is none other than Sharkface. Sharkface looks around and sees everything on fire with buildings collapsed and destroyed and all of the corpses of the BLU team stacked together. Sharkface then sees and looks at Pyro.
Sharkface: Whoa, did you do all of this?! Hmm, alright look pal I don't know who you are but here's how I see it. Having another Pyro would be a valuable asset to my team but I can't allow a huge threat like you to continue being not on my side. So, I'm gonna give you two options. You join my team the Space Pirates OR I'm going to have to kill you. Your choice!
Pyro: MMMMPPPPHHHH!!!!!!!
Sharkface: I can't understand you. Take off the mask fool!
The Pyro picks up ammo puts it in the flamethrower and holds it up in the air. Sharkface gets his own flame-thrower ready to fight.
Shark-face: Oh, I'll take that as a NO. That's too bad you would have been helpful. Not much of a talker huh? Good, then you won't mind when I burn your vocal cords to ashes!
Shark-face and Pyro run at each other and activate their flamethrowers. Both start shooting fire that rapidly burns each other. Shark-face starts to catch on fire in some areas as Pyro of course doesn't due to the fire proximity suit but does get slightly burned. They both then step back a bit and spread fire around each other. The fire closes in and burns each of them. They then step back up for a bit and continue burning each other until Pyro then air-blasts Shark-face away and then Pyro takes out the fire axe as Pyro then runs up at Shark-face but just as Pyro swings Shark-face activates his light shield blocking the attack. So Pyro then takes out the Third Degree axe and continuously smacks the shield which chains through it and hurts Shark-face too. So Shark-face de-activates the shield and continues to burn Pyro hurting em as Pyro then air-blasts him away again. Shark-face notices this pattern and throws a frag grenade at Pyro but Pyro reflects it with an air-blast and it explodes on Sharkface and knocks him down but he quickly gets back up not really effected.
Sharkface: Eh, it's happened before.
Sharkface takes out his grapple hook. Shark-face aims it at Pyro and shoots it towards em.
Shark-face: Get over here!
Pyro tries to air-blast it back but the flamethrower is out of ammo. Pyro switches to the back-burner but before e can use it the grapple hook then successfully attaches to Pyro and pulls em in the air upside down and reels Pyro towards Shark-face. Sharkface then gets ready to burn Pyro but as Pyro comes towards Shark-face, Pyro starts charging something in the hands. When Pyro reaches in front of Shark-face, Pyro releases a Hadouken fireball blasting it in Shark-face's face. This powerful attack knocks Shark-face to the ground and sets him on fire all over. Pyro takes out the axtinguisher and jumps towards Shark-face and swings down at him but Shark-face activates the light shield again blocking it. Before Pyro has time to switch to the Third Degree again, Shark-face takes out his magnum gun and shoots Pyro in the stomach hurting and knocking em away. Shark-face then de-activates his shield and rolls around on the ground to brush the flames off of himself. Shark-face then gets up now suffering various bad burns. Meanwhile,Pyro is injured from the magnum gun shot.
Shark-face: You bastard! That's it! I'm done fucking around!
Shark-face shoots his grapple hook at Pyro again but this time when it attaches to Pyro, Sharkface doesn't reel Pyro towards him but instead holds Pyro in place upside down.
Sharkface: Burn in hell!
Sharkface takes out his assault rifle and starts shooting it at Pyro injuring Pyro's legs causing bleeding but Pyro quickly shoots the assault rifle with the ManMelter's laser disintegrating the assault rifle into ashes. Pyro then cuts the grapple hook line with a fire axe and is set free. Sharkface gets pissed and takes out his magnum gun but Pyro shoots it with the ManMelter too disintegrating it into ashes.
Sharkface: Son of a bitch!
Sharkface takes his flamethrower back out and angrily runs up to the Pyro. The Pyro takes out the back-scratcher and lays it on the ground. Sharkface doesn't see this and he steps on it piercing and hurting his feet causing him to fall on his back to the ground and can't get up. Pyro then uses the back-burner on him but Sharkface protects himself with the light shield again. Pyro smacks the shield repeatedly with the third degree hurting Sharkface repeatedly too until after several smacks the shield finally breaks. Pyro then burns Sharkface's back with the back-burner severely hurting him a lot setting fire all over. Sharkface is near death and must escape quickly. In the distance Sharkface sees a nearby train driving by. Sharkface sees his grapple hook on the ground next to him, quickly grabs it and shoots his grapple hook line at the train and zip-lines away towards it. Pyro takes out the power- jack to increase speed to follow him. Sharkface is on top of the train as he sees Pyro incoming. The train is about to leave the area and enter a track that is above a large, bottomless pit. Just in time Pyro flare jumps and makes it on. Sharkface gives him a "warm welcome" by burning em with his flamethrower continuously. Pyro burns Sharkface back and then uses the back-burner's last of ammo to air-blast Sharkface off the train down to the bottomless pit. But, while falling Sharkface attaches his grapple hook to the train and zip-lines his way back. But, Pyro cuts the line with a fire axe and breaks it causing Sharkface to fall back down to his death.
Sharkface: YOU PIECE OF SHI...
Pyro holds up the back-burner in victory... OR so it would seem! Down below Sharkface just before landing on the ground attached his wrist-mounted flamethrowers and propelled himself up to stop from hitting the ground and flies back up to the train!
Sharkface: If anyone's falling in a pit it's you, INTO THE PITS OF HELL!!!
Sharkface flies towards Pyro, as Pyro shoots at the air-borne Sharkface with the reserve shooter but it does nothing. Sharkface continuously burns Pyro with his wrist-mounted flamethrowers. Pyro takes out the degreaser and burns back but it's no match for Sharkface's constant flames as his flames disperse Pyro's. Pyro tries to air-blast it away but it keeps coming back and Sharkface's flames quickly disintegrates the weak degreaser.
Sharkface: HA! Feel the fire of a real Pyro!
The constant burning severely injures Pyro as e has a hard time standing up to retaliate. Pyro retaliates with the Sharpened Volcano fragment and starts smacking Sharkface with it setting fire to him. This keeps going on burning each other until the train then enters a new area with a large lake of water underneath. The train then starts shaking extremely becoming unsteady causing Pyro and Sharkface to fall off.
Sharkface: AAH!
Pyro: AWH!
They crash into the water plummeting deep underneath. Pyro takes out the neon annihilator and swims after Sharkface. Sharkface grapples at the neon to stop it but Pyro swings at it and this causes the neon to vaporize the grappling hook. After seeing that and realizing the lethality of the weapon Sharkface drops a frag grenade just as Pyro swings at him again which blows up the neon and the splash damage hurts Pyro. Sharkface then swims out of the water and escapes to the surface ground. Pyro soon submerges out of the water too on the other side of the lake.
Sharkface: That's it you crazy motherfucker! I'm ending this shit!
Sharkface flies over to Pyro with his wrist mounted flamethrowers landing a few feet away. Sharkface then takes out his regular flamethrower too planning to use all 3 flamers at once.
Sharkface: What's your answer for this?
Pyro takes out the phlogisnator.
Sharkface: I see, well it all comes down to this.
Pyro and Sharkface both suffer extreme injuries at this point. Pyro with various burns, bleeding from a bullet shot, legs bleeding from the assualt rifle, hurt by frag grenade blast, Sharkface with various burns, bleeding from multiple axe hits with cuts all over.
Sharkface: DIE!!!!!
Sharkface and Pyro charge at each other and burn each other. Sharkface's flames from all 3 flamethrowers quickly over-power Pyro's Phlogisnator's flames but Pyro stands ground and keeps burning back at Sharkface anyway. Pyro getting extremely burnt and over-heated near to death.
Sharkface: THIS IS YOUR END!!!!!
However, the Phlogisnator's meter becomes full and Pyro holds it up super-charging the weapon and healing all of the damage Pyro took during the entire fight!
Sharkface: WHAT?! NO!... AAAH!!!!!
Pyro then burns Sharkface with all the fully-charged fire possible burning him to a crisp as Sharkface screams in intense pain until he is disintegrated into ashes. The Pyro then holds up the phlogisnator and laughs.
KO!
BoomStick: DAMN! That was one heated firefight!
Wiz: Sharkface may have had the edge in strength and durability but Pyro's pure skill/experience at killing and varied arsenal ultimately won over giving Pyro a counter for anything Sharkface could throw at em and an answer for every situation.
BoomStick: Frag grenades easily countered by air-blasting (except underwater), grapple hook countered by axes, guns countered by a disintegrator laser pistol, even the light shield could be countered by the Third Degree's chain reaction.
Wiz: So ultimately, it came down to Sharkface's flamethrower as his weapon to take out Pyro. Sharkface's flamethrower is incredibly powerful but, due to Pyro's fire-resistant suit, that's extremely hard to do. Especially with Pyro's phlogisnator that could heal the Pyro off completely and be supercharged to disintegrate anything to ashes. Sharkface no matter how armored could not survive that.
BoomStick: Plus, keep in mind that Sharkface was ultimately defeated when 2 people ganged up on him while Pyro completely annihilated an entire team of skilled mercenaries single-handedly. Sharkface just really couldn't handle the heat.
NEXT TIME
Bowser VS Ridley;
TRIVIA
. Sharkface's line " Get over here!" during the fight when shooting the grapple hook at Pyro is a reference to Scorpion from Mortal Kombat who shoots his kunai to grab people and says that same line.
. FireMaxUltimatePyro had originally wrote the battle, " Team Fortress 2 Pyro VS Marvel Pyro" which was posted on the Death Battle Fanon Wiki. He was considering re-posting it here but saw that Pyro and Sharkface have more similarities so he decided to do this new matchup for Pyro.
. The results of this fight were not biased for the Pyro, Max legitimately feels that Pyro would win. You can respectfully disagree but any comments claiming bias will be deleted.
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Comments: 2
MD360 [2017-10-08 21:02:46 +0000 UTC]
Try hiding your bias all you want, but this was legitimately biased in almost every way you can think of. Aside from the name and profile pic, you clearly barely know ANYthing about Sharkface and his true capabilities, verses Pyro where you claim he can do a variety of things that he quite clearly can't, whether it'd be carrying all of his weapons at once, self-healing with the phlogisnator, counting the light shield with Third Degree, and incinerating Sharkface with the fully-charged phlogisnator, even though the only enemies he's shown killing with it aren't even armored. I made a debunk of this, so there you'll find more detail on my thoughts on this.
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MadMaxPyro In reply to MD360 [2018-01-22 08:26:44 +0000 UTC]
I applaud you. You're correct, I was extremely biased. Go to the comments of your debunk of my battle. There I have wrote exactly how I feel about it.
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