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Owner of the dog is watching from the window enjoying the view while taking pictures
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neither electric nor with wire, so i guess she is going to overcome this one bite at a time
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Now we just need to come up with a silly rhyme. Something to do with a painful postie behind.Β
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it's just early summer, but it's quite a bummer,
for the local postie girl, who is trying to hurl,
herself against the fence, cause her timing is tense,
the wall is quite high, and she still can't fly,
and the dog is close, first snaps at her toes,
she tries to climp up, but this mutt is no pup,
and with a fast jump, it bites the plump
bottom of hers, the meat it prefers,
her jeans are falling, she is loudly exhaling,
still hanging right there, flaunting and aware,
that her big butt is toast, and the dog will roast,
her booty quite long, this weeent sooo wrong!
But one moment later, the furry bad hater,
is poking again, with intents so plain,
her round cheeks quite hard, which gives her a start,
the pain and the shame, and the result - not tame,
help her pulling her weight, climbing quite straight,
over the stupid fence, that crappy defense!
With a big smile, gloating for a while,
and rubbing her assets, feeling some regrets,
the postie jumps down, without any frown,
on the other side, tired and tried,
and still full of pride - but luck was denied....
this was a new garden - and begging you pardon,
take this as epilogue - there was a bulldog,
standing and drooling .....this day wasn't cooling
the post girl could only gape, and failed to escape,
the teeth markes her ass, and gone was the lass...
running screaming and cursing right through the next fence.....
and with the postie-shaped hole, this narrative ends.
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....SO MANY WORDS!!!!!!!!!!! Β But Good thou!
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thx - just wanted to see if i could.
and trust me, this is a real pain in a foreign language
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For some I am sure it is a pain in other places as well....I KEED I KEED!!!!
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haha 
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Always love anything similar to Jacqueline Hook!Β
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Jacqueline Hook
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Ya! Sorry is that a question or a Correction?Β
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Oh sorry, wasn't sure there for a second. Have you not seen Malphasbcs Jacqueline Hook's stuff? Its these gifs of a female Captain Hook being eaten by The Crocodile similar to this one. Highly recommend you go check his gallery for them!Β
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oh her. i remember seeing her but i didnt know she had a name lol
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Hahaha, don't worry happens to the best of usΒ
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