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This was a request fromBefore I begin, let me tell you about invention exchanges, for those that don't know: During the Joel era of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Joel & the bots on the Satellite Of Love & Dr. Forrester & TV's Frank in Deep 13 would usually show off their wacky inventions in a contest before Dr. Forrester sent their movie (experiment) of the day. For instance, in 424- the infamous "MANOS" The Hands Of Fate, the Mads presented a chocolate bunny guilloutine for cutting the heads off chocolate bunnies, since most people usually bite the heads off first, & Joel & the bots presented the Cartooner, which combined two different comic strips together, like The Family Circus/ The Far Side & Garfield/Ziggy. Mike did a few when he first started, but it eventually became clear that it was more of a "Joel" thing, & the whole thing was dropped altogether.
Now, came up with & requested this idea for an invention exchange: an NES cartridge of The Complete LJN Library! LJN is the infamous toy/video game company back when the NES was in its prime. It's one of the Angry Video Game Nerd's least favorite game companies, & also a constant target for his vulger bashing. In fact, he even came up with a way to describe the colors for the LJN Rainbow, and match them with the games' quality:
AVGN: Purple for "Putrid Gameplay", Blue for "Bad Musical Abominations", Green for "Graphical Farts and Garlic", Yellow for "Piss-Poor Lack of Loyalty to Source Material", Orange for "Orange you a fucking idiot!", and Red for "High-stress Anger-Inducing Masochism"! Put that all together, and you've got all the colors of the shit rainbow. Hooray, LJN!
So I had Dr. Forrester present the cartridge, while Frank is being forced to play one of the games on it. I had to get reference from the final Torgo sketch of that same episode for the background of Deep 13.
Hope ya enjoy it!
MST3K, Joel, Mike, The Bots, Dr. Forrester, TV's Frank (c) Best Brains, Inc.
Angry Video Game Nerd (c) Jason Rolfe, ScrewAttack
LJN (c) themselves, I guess...
Art (c) me
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Comments: 55
Yoshiman17 [2014-04-18 16:30:37 +0000 UTC]
Dr. Forrester is the ultimate Laughin' Jokin' Numbnuts!
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MDTartist83 [2012-03-17 00:28:22 +0000 UTC]
It's not just the AVGN. A lot of people hated LJN for their notorious reputation for making some of the worst games ever made. It's a miricle that they're out of buisness now.
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ManiacalDude In reply to MDTartist83 [2012-03-17 02:20:07 +0000 UTC]
I kinda figured that, to be honest.
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DURAMATRIX1123 [2011-01-02 06:27:54 +0000 UTC]
i dont have any ljn games i just have 2 by acclaim..one is Tiger Heli for the nes and George Forman KO boxing(sucks). XD
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KAIJUfreak [2010-07-28 07:22:24 +0000 UTC]
HAHA! That's funny! Truly, a dastardly invention! Love the show, and love this! Nice work!
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GindyDraws In reply to ManiacalDude [2010-07-27 15:05:11 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome.
I will admit that I do have an LGN game that I do enjoy playing every now and then (WWF Royal Rumble on the Super Nintendo), but by and far, they were a crappy developer.
In my opinion, Acclaim is the worst developer, folowed by Titus.
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ManiacalDude In reply to GindyDraws [2010-07-27 15:08:35 +0000 UTC]
What did Acclaim do to make them "the worst developer"? I know Titus was responsible for Superman 64, though. ("This doesn't even qualify as shit! It's like the equivalent of shit taking a shit!")
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GindyDraws In reply to ManiacalDude [2010-07-27 15:14:26 +0000 UTC]
Well, in my honest opinion, Acclaim's job as a porter for various games throughout the early to mid 1990s was pretty horrid, especially considering the work done by their wing responsible for mostly Sega Genesis: Flying Edge. While they may have partnered with some other developers (particularly helping port the home versions of Mortal Kombat), by and large I felt that their list of games was pretty bad, and were simply cheap excuses to push hastily-done shovelware (RoboCop, the Terminator, The Simpsons, etc).
Another developer I'd like you to look at is Phoenix Games.
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ManiacalDude In reply to GindyDraws [2010-07-27 15:21:12 +0000 UTC]
Huh...
I already know about them.
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ManiacalDude In reply to Whammy51 [2010-07-27 02:28:53 +0000 UTC]
I know. But let's face it, he's always the butt monkey.
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quackington [2009-07-31 21:04:41 +0000 UTC]
Suddenly,
The Angry Video Game Nerd shows up and confronts Dr. Fucking Forrester! ^_^
Angry Video Game Nerd: So, your the one behind those shitty LJN games, Laughing Joking Numbnut!
Dr. Forrester: As a matter of fact, yes I am! By the way, That's Dr. Forrester to you! (Traps the Angry Nerd with his rope gun)
Angry Video Game Nerd: Fuck!
Dr. Forrester: Now, prepare to face my greatest creation yet: The Complete LJN Library!
Angry Video Game Nerd: NO! NO! NO!
Dr. Forrester: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
(The Angry Video Game Nerd is forced into playing the "Complete LJN Library" Cartridge)
Narrator: Will the Angry Video Game Nerd escape Dr. Fucking Forrester? What Horrible LJN games does this diabolical game cartridge have up its sleeve?
TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE!!
SAME NERD TIME!!
SAME NERD CHANNEL!!
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quackington In reply to quackington [2009-08-10 01:15:34 +0000 UTC]
EPILOGUE
(Eventually, after going through the Shitty LJN Collection, The Angry Video Game Nerd becomes pissed off at his greatest)
Angry Video Game Nerd: That fucking does it! I've had enough!! Prepare to die, you fuckrat!!
(Angry Video Game Nerd breaks away from the ropes)
Angry Video Game Nerd: Come on, Dr. Fuckster! Let's fight!
Dr. Forrester: No! You're not gonna move!
(The Angry Video Game Nerd and Dr. Forrester beat each other up. However, AVGN laid so many severe blows on Dr. Forrester that it rendered the mad scientist immobile!)
(At this point, The Angry Video Game Nerd pulls out as many LJN games as he can find)
Angry Video Game Nerd: I'm going to shove these fucking games up your ass!
(For every name of an LJN game said, the AVGN pulls out a game cartridge with the respective name and shoves it up Dr. Forrester's ass, which causes severe pain to the mad doctor)
AVGN: Bill And Ted's Excellent Video Game Adventure!
Dr. Forrester: Oh!
AVGN: Beetlejuice!
Dr. Forrester: Ow!
AVGN: T & C Surf Designs: Wood & Water Rage!
Dr. Forrester: ARRGGH!!
AVGN: The Incredible Crash Dummies!!
Dr. Forrester: AHH!!!
AVGN: Marvel's XMEN on NES!
Dr. Forrester: Arrrggh!!
AVGN: Wolverine!
Dr. Forrester: OW!!
AVGN: WWF RAW!!
Dr. Forrester: UUGGHH!!
AVGN: WWF ROYAL RUMBLE!!
Dr. Forrester: OW!!
AVGN: Terminator 2: Judgement Day!
Dr. Forrester: OW!!
AVGN: The Karate Kid!!
Dr. Forrester: NO!!!
AVGN: Friday The 13th!!
Dr. Forrester: UGH!!
AVGN: A Nightmare On Elm Street!!
Dr. Forrester: YOW!!!
AVGN: Spider-Man: Return of the Sinister Six
Dr. Forrester: OW!! STOP!!
AVGN: Town & Country Surf Designs
Dr. Forrester: OH!! I SURRENDER!!
AVGN: Who Framed Roger Rabbit!
Dr. Forrester: AARRGGHH!!
AVGN: The Punisher!!
Dr. Forrester: OW!! Cough Cough!!
AVGN: Spirit Of Speed 1937!!
Dr. Forrester: ARGH!! And I didn't even torture you with that one yet!!
AVGN: And last but not least...
Dr. Forrester: Aw, Fuck! This Is The End! No movement and now, no life!!
AVGN: The Complete LJN Library!!
Dr. Forrester: OW! ARRGGH! OH! OW!! ARRGGHH!! COUGH COUGH COUGH! CHOKE!! Uhhhhhh..........
Dr. Forrester dies from the overload of LJN games shoved up his ass!
Angry Video Game Nerd: Rest in pieces, LJN...Once a horrible game company, always a horrible game company...The nightmare is finally over...
(As The Angry Video Game Nerd leaves to return back home, he says his final line)
Angry Video Game Nerd: It's all over for this soldier...
THE END
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R55 In reply to quackington [2009-08-20 00:52:50 +0000 UTC]
*Facepalm* WWF, I always get those mixed up
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R55 In reply to quackington [2009-08-01 00:25:45 +0000 UTC]
Titles such as...
JAWS
BILL AND TED'S EXCELLENT VIDEO GAME ADVENTURE
T & C SURF DESIGNS
THE INCREDIBLE CRASH DUMMIES
BEETLEJUICE
and a load of WWE games
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quackington [2009-07-31 20:51:53 +0000 UTC]
Somebody makes a complete game library multicart, Why in the love of fuck does it have be "LJN?"
You take one look at that logo and you just know: There is no gold at the end of that rainbow, because this, my friends, is the unholy "STAMP OF DEATH!!"
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ManiacalDude In reply to quackington [2009-07-31 21:29:08 +0000 UTC]
I actually think the rainbow logo is actually pretty & well designed, but yes, images are deceiving.
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pytko3 [2009-07-30 10:14:08 +0000 UTC]
Dr Forrester might actually kidnap the the Nerd and force him to watch that awful Super Mario Bros. movie with Mike and the bots.
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R55 In reply to pytko3 [2009-07-31 01:17:08 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, and every other word would be bleeped out!
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ManiacalDude In reply to pytko3 [2009-07-30 15:21:55 +0000 UTC]
Who knows? Maybe the Nostalgia Critic as well.
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AngelAndz [2009-07-30 01:16:18 +0000 UTC]
I knew this was MST3K related before I even clicked on the picture Nice one
*faves*
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AngelAndz In reply to ManiacalDude [2009-07-30 02:09:41 +0000 UTC]
You're welcome
Speaking of MST3K, have you ever watched Rifftrax? Me and my brother are laughing like idiots right now at a Rifftrax short
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jbwarner86 [2009-07-29 01:40:37 +0000 UTC]
Frank's got a bad history with video games - remember his first attempt at playing "Super Mario World"? ("What's the point? He's dead! Dead! DEAD!") Nicely done!
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R55 In reply to jbwarner86 [2009-07-29 02:10:55 +0000 UTC]
Was that in "Godzilla vs. Megalon"?
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jbwarner86 In reply to R55 [2009-07-29 02:22:10 +0000 UTC]
Sure was! The Brains must have been in a Japanese mood.
I'm reminded of Mike's riff from "Prince of Space": "Two Italian guys dodge mushrooms thrown by a monkey! What do you think?" Sort of a bizarre amalgam of "Super Mario World" and "Donkey Kong Country" - and yeah, I know Mario first appeared in a Donkey Kong game, but it still seems like a weird riff.
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R55 In reply to jbwarner86 [2009-07-29 16:11:06 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, considering the Mario franchise originates in Japan.
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ManiacalDude In reply to jbwarner86 [2009-07-29 01:42:54 +0000 UTC]
I don't think I saw that one...
Thanks, though!
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Psychic-girl [2009-07-28 23:05:50 +0000 UTC]
oh ROFL! if anything is worse then SEGA from 3 years ago, it's gotta be this company... XD
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ManiacalDude In reply to Psychic-girl [2009-07-29 01:16:59 +0000 UTC]
Why, what's SEGA from 3 years ago done? Wait... you mean the Sonic Next-Gen game?
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Psychic-girl In reply to ManiacalDude [2009-07-29 02:36:34 +0000 UTC]
yep... Sonic 06 alright...
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ManiacalDude In reply to Psychic-girl [2009-07-29 02:39:33 +0000 UTC]
Why was it so horrible. I mean, I know somewhat, but could you tell me what all was wrong with it?
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Psychic-girl In reply to ManiacalDude [2009-07-29 04:12:13 +0000 UTC]
the gameplay and glitches is what killed it.
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ManiacalDude In reply to Psychic-girl [2009-07-29 04:21:49 +0000 UTC]
Really, huh? Could you list some of those issues?
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Psychic-girl In reply to ManiacalDude [2009-07-29 04:48:10 +0000 UTC]
well first the controls are EXTREMELY sensitive, you gotta be careful otherwise you'd screw up.and the glitches consist of things odd or one that effect gameplay, one recognizable glitch is the "Blaze is dead" glitch -> [link]
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