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Published: 2009-04-05 23:37:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 236; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 6
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Description The day had, as was its want, started pretty normally for the trainer. Other trainers had challenged him and he had defeated them, again  in some cases. But in the midst of the chaos his Beldum had evolved into a Metang and he was ecstatic to say the least. But due to it's still advancing mind the other Poke's had left him to his own devices and he had some as yet unexplained eccentricities developing such as a habit of hugging anything he could catch, ussualy his trainer.
The trainer, when he reached the city of  Hearthome, released his pokemon from their poke-balls to allow them their freedom and stretch their various limbs. His Torterra, called Axalon, is the last to be released but the first to talk to the others.
"AHHH, It's good to be free again."
"Too true Axxy" said the Magnezone called Magnum
"I told you not to call me that, you floating fool."
"Floating fool, thats a new one, continental clod.
"My quarreling comrades..." interjected a Gallade called Jack "Why must we argue so?"
"Us..." mused Magnum "Arguing, heavens forbid!"
"Hey, what's happening 'bout tonight?" gruffly asked a large, old Tentacruel called Posiden.
"I dun'no' Pos' , really I don't, mate." stated a Regirock, with a Scottish accent, called Crag.
"Wheeeeeee!!" sounded the loud call of an exitable Metang called Jazz
"Aw crap! Duck, guys!" bellowed Magnum, as Jazz whizzed past overhead.
"Hugs for all!" shouted Jazz.
"Scatter guys, ahem, and girl." yelled a somewhat terrifyed sounding  Magnum.
"Good that you are remembering that you are travelling with a girl" drawled a Roserade with a southern accent called Julia
"Och, shut yer trap, lassie an' start running!" called Crag form the corner of an alleyway.
"Yeah, Jazz is on another one of his hugging rampages." agreed Magnum.

And so with no-one to hug, Jazz went on the hunt for his trainer unaware that he was being watched a a melevolant force. One so evil that no-one has ever dared chronicle its actions before nor will its past actions be mentioned  for fear of, well, fear itself.
"Yeth" the being squelched "thith one will proffide an adaquete hotht. Capthoor him for me."
"Certainly, your exelency," said his lackey, but as soon as he was out of earshot. "That disgusting bastard wants me to capture a young child of a pokemon, that does it..." and speaking into a wrist communicator " It's time."

"Och, I hav'nae seen either nose or claw of that flying, hugging menace an' ah'm gettin' worried." thought Crag aloud.
"We know you are big guy. Heck you and him are pretty close, almost like brothers from another mother." called Magnum.
"If you don't quit it with those movie references, I'm going to kill you." said Axalon
"But-"
"No buts. You aren't supposed to watch those particular ones till your older." replyed Jack
"Snooch to the -overlay favourite lorry-passing noise-  Noonch!" Yelled Magnum.
"YOU! LANGUAGE! NOW!" Shouted Posiden
"Whoah, Whoah,Whoah. No need for that sort of talk." said a very scared looking Magnum.
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Comments: 8

Ciel-Hedgehog [2009-04-06 01:31:23 +0000 UTC]

This trainer has...some interesting pokemon. And a Scottish Regirock? Win.
I also like Jack. :3

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master-arbiter2 In reply to Ciel-Hedgehog [2009-04-06 15:32:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... interesting, that's one way of putting it.

The variety was actually based upon my party in Diamond at the time.

Jack is based on a character called Mandorallen from David Eddings' Belgariad.

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Ciel-Hedgehog In reply to master-arbiter2 [2009-04-06 23:33:43 +0000 UTC]

Mwahaha~

I wonder how crazy my Poke's would be...

Never heard of it, but it sounds cool, at least!

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master-arbiter2 In reply to Ciel-Hedgehog [2009-04-07 07:57:20 +0000 UTC]

I GOTS ME AN ARCEUS, LEGITIMATLLY.

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Ciel-Hedgehog In reply to master-arbiter2 [2009-04-07 13:23:53 +0000 UTC]

SWEETNESS!

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master-arbiter2 In reply to Ciel-Hedgehog [2009-04-08 15:18:18 +0000 UTC]

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Ciel-Hedgehog In reply to master-arbiter2 [2009-04-09 03:12:29 +0000 UTC]

Best emoticon thingy EVER.

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master-arbiter2 In reply to Ciel-Hedgehog [2009-04-09 09:02:40 +0000 UTC]

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