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Published: 2013-04-30 04:49:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 293; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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The story behind this is:There are multiple people with my name working at the museum, so I was designated the nickname "Arm" because ARM are my initials, and when you prepare and label specimens in a museum, your initials get put everywhere. I dooon't love the nickname (though it's not baaaaad), gence the giant arm in the picture.
Also I've been flensing the face-skin off of channel island foxes a lot, so that's why there's a fox head on a tray and I'm holding a scalpel. Because that's my job.
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Plus, being a Gecko, you can grow another ARM whenever you want. (?)
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That would be a tail (though some geckos can and some can't).
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But you're the MASTER of Geckos, you can do things other Geckos cannot, like growing an arm and sing opera
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Yeah that makes sense. I can fight crime and shoot lasers from my eyes.
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You can use your giant arm to punch the skin off, of course.
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But the skull underneath is supposed to be intact.
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Sounds like you need to find a more manly museum.
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One that lets me punch bears on a daily basis.
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"WELCOME TO THE BEAR PUNCHING MUSEUM"
"I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO PUNCH SOME BEARS"
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"WHAT'S THAT? YOU DON'T WANT TO? YOU'RE NOT MANLY ENOUGH? WELL WHY DON'T YOU GO OVER TO THE SOAP OPERA-WATCHING AND MITTEN-KNITTING MUSEUM INSTEAD?"
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OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY OUT THE KNITTING AND BASKET WEAVING MEMORIAL ACROSS THE STREET, PATCHOULI OIL SMELLING HIPPIE.
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