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Hope you like this crap oneshot LOL

Not really Sansxreader lovey dovey shit... but eh, close enough
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The day was hot. Unbelievably hot, and here you were in the living room, lounging on the comfy green couch with music blasting through your earbuds while desperately fanning yourself. All the windows were open, the mini fans were set in each corner of the room on max, and multiple popsicle sticks were all cluttered in a pile on the coffee table where your feet were currently resting on top of.

For now, it was just you and Papyrus; Sans was nowhere to be seen, so you assumed he went out. Papyrus had mentioned going with Alphys and Undyne to the public pool, which he offered for you to join, but you declined, too lazy and sweaty to move about, more or less swim.

Speaking of Papyrus, he burst through his room and bounded down the stairs in his spaghetti-printed swim trunks and orange arm floaties.

“Looking fabulous, Papyrus” Pulling out your earbuds, you snickered slightly at his choice of outfit. Papyrus frowned for a split second before smiling widely,

“HUMAN, NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS OF MY FASHION! IT IS TRUE THAT I AM QUITE TRENDY, WHICH YOU SEEM TO LACK IN SOME SENSE, BUT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ADAPTING MY PERCEPTIVE EYE!” your jaw dropped, completely offended.

“Eh! Sweatpants and hoodies are fashionable... errr.. Well at least i’m not wearing spa-”

Papyrus cut you off with a shout, “OH GOODIE! ALPHYS AND UNDYNE ARE HERE! FAREWELL, HUMAN” with a swoop of an arm, he disappeared with the click of a door following behind him.

“Since when did Papyrus get sassy? Mettaton must be rubbing off on him” you grumbled while plugging back you earbuds.

After a few more minutes of sitting in silence and groaning uncomfortably by the stickiness and overall humidity, you finally decided to take a cold shower. Rolling off the couch, you continue to play your music as you scuttled up the stairs and into your room, pulling out a fresh pair of clothes.

As you sift through your closet, the most obscene song began to play and you paused for a moment. Yanking out an earbud, you listened closely for any sound within the house. You stood there for a good couple seconds before assuring yourself confidently that nobody was home. However, once placing the earbud back, you failed to hear the start of the shower running.

Swaying your hips, you opened your mouth and sung out -horribly- beautifully,

“ Look at that booty. Show me the booty.

Gimme the booty. I want the booty.

Back up tha booty. I need tha booty.

I like the booty. Oh, what a booty.

Shakin' that booty. I saw tha booty.

I want the booty. Lord, what a booty…! ”

You swung around towards the bathroom with no shame, and oh how proud and confident you were feeling. You opened the bathroom, continuing to seizure dance while singing loudly,

“ Bring on tha booty. Give up tha booty.

Lovin' th- ”

Upon opening the bathroom door, you were met with a feminine shriek which broke your vocalization. There standing in the shower was none other than Sans in all his boneful glory,

“W-what the hell, kid!!” Sans yelped in mortification as he poorly attempted to shield his skeletal body from your prying eyes, a heavy hue of blue dashing his cheekbones.

Ripping out your earbuds, you hurriedly apologized, embarrassed, “ OH FUCK I’M SO SORRY, SANS!!”

You stood there, blanked, as your brain furiously tried to conceive and process the situation. You couldn't help but let your eyes wander over his form. I mean, you didn't expect much, he looked like what he is, an average skeleton. But damn.. now you kind of want to touch him...

Noticing a perverted grin grace your lips, the stout skeleton’s shocked expression exchanged to one of distress as his face bloomed in a darker shade of blue, “G-get out!!”

A bone narrowly missed your face and you snapped out of your daze, “EH! What the heck was that!!”

Sans glared at you menacingly, his right eye burning blue, and you swore you could hear the faint sound of music, not your own, crescendo-ing in the background. You barely dodged as another bone flew past.

“K-kid, do you want to have a bad time??” Sans threatened, completely flushed.

You backed up, “OHSHITIMSOSORRYDONTKILLME!! BUT HEY! IN MY DEFENSE, I ALREADY SEEN YOU GUYS NAKED IN MY ANATOMY BOOKS SO TEC-”

Before you could finish, you were KO’d by a shampoo bottle slamming straight into your face.

When Papyrus came back home later that day, he found you lying on the couch with an ice pack on your face and Sans huddled in a corner blushing profusely. He sighed, “Do I need to ask?”

“No!” You and Sans stated simultaneously.

In all honesty though, it was worth catching Sans naked. It was enough to fuel your fantasies for weeks

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Crappy one shot, but whatever! I enjoyed writing this nonetheless xD Sorry there was a lack of romance. I guess i was aiming more for the comedic aspect lol

BTW

Sorry for not updating for a couple of months I’m honestly going to come out and just say that the ATSB series is on hiatus because I goofed up with the ending of the last chapter and now I am stuck with this one scene which i have yet to decide how it should pan out lol but that doesn’t mean I’ve completely given up on the series. For now i’m just going to keep coming up with some random one shots and other crap until i finally get pass this writer's block. However, since school is almost over and I have a lot of projects and final exams to work/study for, I probably won’t be able to work on the series as much. We’ll see.

Anyway, thank you for the comments and favourites! YALL ARE SO KIND!!

:D (Big Grin) — Description
Hope you like this crap oneshot LOL

Not really Sansxreader lovey dovey shit... but eh, close enough
---------------------------------------------

The day was hot. Unbelievably hot, and here you were in the living room, lounging on the comfy green couch with music blasting through your earbuds while desperately fanning yourself. All the windows were open, the mini fans were set in each corner of the room on max, and multiple popsicle sticks were all cluttered in a pile on the coffee table where your feet were currently resting on top of.

For now, it was just you and Papyrus; Sans was nowhere to be seen, so you assumed he went out. Papyrus had mentioned going with Alphys and Undyne to the public pool, which he offered for you to join, but you declined, too lazy and sweaty to move about, more or less swim.

Speaking of Papyrus, he burst through his room and bounded down the stairs in his spaghetti-printed swim trunks and orange arm floaties.

“Looking fabulous, Papyrus” Pulling out your earbuds, you snickered slightly at his choice of outfit. Papyrus frowned for a split second before smiling widely,

“HUMAN, NO NEED TO BE JEALOUS OF MY FASHION! IT IS TRUE THAT I AM QUITE TRENDY, WHICH YOU SEEM TO LACK IN SOME SENSE, BUT YOU ARE CAPABLE OF ADAPTING MY PERCEPTIVE EYE!” your jaw dropped, completely offended.

“Eh! Sweatpants and hoodies are fashionable... errr.. Well at least i’m not wearing spa-”

Papyrus cut you off with a shout, “OH GOODIE! ALPHYS AND UNDYNE ARE HERE! FAREWELL, HUMAN” with a swoop of an arm, he disappeared with the click of a door following behind him.

“Since when did Papyrus get sassy? Mettaton must be rubbing off on him” you grumbled while plugging back you earbuds.

After a few more minutes of sitting in silence and groaning uncomfortably by the stickiness and overall humidity, you finally decided to take a cold shower. Rolling off the couch, you continue to play your music as you scuttled up the stairs and into your room, pulling out a fresh pair of clothes.

As you sift through your closet, the most obscene song began to play and you paused for a moment. Yanking out an earbud, you listened closely for any sound within the house. You stood there for a good couple seconds before assuring yourself confidently that nobody was home. However, once placing the earbud back, you failed to hear the start of the shower running.

Swaying your hips, you opened your mouth and sung out -horribly- beautifully,

“ Look at that booty. Show me the booty.

Gimme the booty. I want the booty.

Back up tha booty. I need tha booty.

I like the booty. Oh, what a booty.

Shakin' that booty. I saw tha booty.

I want the booty. Lord, what a booty…! ”

You swung around towards the bathroom with no shame, and oh how proud and confident you were feeling. You opened the bathroom, continuing to seizure dance while singing loudly,

“ Bring on tha booty. Give up tha booty.

Lovin' th- ”

Upon opening the bathroom door, you were met with a feminine shriek which broke your vocalization. There standing in the shower was none other than Sans in all his boneful glory,

“W-what the hell, kid!!” Sans yelped in mortification as he poorly attempted to shield his skeletal body from your prying eyes, a heavy hue of blue dashing his cheekbones.

Ripping out your earbuds, you hurriedly apologized, embarrassed, “ OH FUCK I’M SO SORRY, SANS!!”

You stood there, blanked, as your brain furiously tried to conceive and process the situation. You couldn't help but let your eyes wander over his form. I mean, you didn't expect much, he looked like what he is, an average skeleton. But damn.. now you kind of want to touch him...

Noticing a perverted grin grace your lips, the stout skeleton’s shocked expression exchanged to one of distress as his face bloomed in a darker shade of blue, “G-get out!!”

A bone narrowly missed your face and you snapped out of your daze, “EH! What the heck was that!!”

Sans glared at you menacingly, his right eye burning blue, and you swore you could hear the faint sound of music, not your own, crescendo-ing in the background. You barely dodged as another bone flew past.

“K-kid, do you want to have a bad time??” Sans threatened, completely flushed.

You backed up, “OHSHITIMSOSORRYDONTKILLME!! BUT HEY! IN MY DEFENSE, I ALREADY SEEN YOU GUYS NAKED IN MY ANATOMY BOOKS SO TEC-”

Before you could finish, you were KO’d by a shampoo bottle slamming straight into your face.

When Papyrus came back home later that day, he found you lying on the couch with an ice pack on your face and Sans huddled in a corner blushing profusely. He sighed, “Do I need to ask?”

“No!” You and Sans stated simultaneously.

In all honesty though, it was worth catching Sans naked. It was enough to fuel your fantasies for weeks

--------------------------------------------------------

Crappy one shot, but whatever! I enjoyed writing this nonetheless xD Sorry there was a lack of romance. I guess i was aiming more for the comedic aspect lol

BTW

Sorry for not updating for a couple of months I’m honestly going to come out and just say that the ATSB series is on hiatus because I goofed up with the ending of the last chapter and now I am stuck with this one scene which i have yet to decide how it should pan out lol but that doesn’t mean I’ve completely given up on the series. For now i’m just going to keep coming up with some random one shots and other crap until i finally get pass this writer's block. However, since school is almost over and I have a lot of projects and final exams to work/study for, I probably won’t be able to work on the series as much. We’ll see.

Anyway, thank you for the comments and favourites! YALL ARE SO KIND!!