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LIGHTS, CAMERA, CHICKENS?! 2: ON THE ROAD AGAIN
SCRIPT FRENZY! 2008 WINNER

SCENE ???: O, Ontario, Canada! DAY

The buses of Chickendom (...THIS IS BECOMING JUST TOO UNSCRIPTLIKE) are sitting behind the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ontario. The camera changes scenes to show a young man (THAT'S YOU, LIGHT. XD) (Light Takashi. [Light] REAL NAME WITHELD TO PROTECT IDENTITY. ) wearing a red t-shirt and a pair of cream carpenter shorts (...this okay, Light? XD). His arms are crossed, and he's leaning against the Air Canada Center. Another young man (THIS BE YOU, ADAM. XD) (Adam Butler [Adam]) wearing a black t-shirt and jeans (...this okay, Adam? XD) curiously looks at him.

ADAM: Who are you?
LIGHT: Likewise, man.
ADAM: I'm Adam, I'm here to see Medli, DM and the Chicken Fivesome and Crew.
LIGHT: I'm Light, and I'm here to see Medli, DM and the Chicken band.

Obadiah and JJ then go running by.

OBADIAH AND JJ: EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIILLL!!!

Adam and Light look at eachother.

ADAM AND LIGHT: ...Chicken band.

DM and Medli go running by. They both stop and look at the two.

MEDLI: Adam!
DM: Light!
ADAM: Medli!
LIGHT: DM!

The four all run towards each other and hug.

MEDLI: Say, did you see Obadiah and JJ run by just now?
ADAM: I guess.
LIGHT: Two chubby guys, one wearing a Superman shirt and red cape, the other wearing what seemed to be lettuce?
MEDLI: Yeah, that's them.

DM then makes a few gasping noises. The three look at her.

DM: I'M CHOKING. LET GO.

Everyone does such.

DM [DEEP INHALE]: Thank you.

The five Matts then run by.

MEDLI: HOLD IT!

They all stop.

MEDLI: Where are you guys going?
MLATT: THERE'S EVIL AFOOT!
MATT: Yeah!
LIGHT: Evil?
DM: Obadiah, JJ, and just about everyone else on the tour think that there's an evil following the CnC.
MEDLI: Us, included.
ADAM: Are you like superheroes or something?
MEDLI: No, everyone else is though. We're what's known as the Pactio Girls.
LIGHT: Bless you.

DM stares at him for a second.

DM: Never mind.

The scene then changes to show the four walking to the back of the Air Canada Center. They all stand shocked as they watch Obadiah, JJ and the five Matts as they attempt to "defeat" Pigeon John (Pigeon John).

LIGHT AND ADAM: Who's that?
DM: Pigeon John.
LIGHT: And that is...
MEDLI: Well, obviously, he's not a Chicken.
LIGHT: I picked up that much. Thanks.
DM: He's evil. He was John Reuben's best friend, but then he turned on us. That's why we let Obadiah and them do what they do. Because their fake powers protect us from the likes of Pigeon Johnny and the other Reject Chickens.
ADAM AND LIGHT: ...
DM AND MEDLI: Chicken band.
ADAM: We should be superheroes!
DM: Adam, are you out of your mind?!
ADAM: Most of the time, yes.

The two stare at eachother for a minute.

ADAM [SINGING TO THE TUNE OF RICK ASTLEY'S "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"]: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
DM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. RICKROLL'D.

DM fake cries. Adam shakes his head at her, and looks back at Obadiah, JJ and the Matts.

LIGHT: I think it could fun.
MEDLI: It's your funeral.
DM: LIGHT. DON'T DO IT. I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. I LOVE YOU.

This time, DM and Light stare at eachother for a minute.

DM: N-N-Not in the way Sky thinks.
LIGHT: I was gonna say...
DM: I'm with you. I need some action.

Light's eyes enlarge as he stares at DM. Adam joins him.

DM: NOT THAT KIND!

Light pulls a plastic Pokeball out of his pocket. He then runs to where Obadiah, JJ and the Matts are fighting Pigeon John.

ADAM: That boy's crazy.
MEDLI: He's our friend, isn't it?
DM: You're our friend too, aren't you, Adam?
ADAM: ...this is true.

The camera zooms in on Light's face.

LIGHT: TRUTHINESS, I CHOOSE YOU!
ADAM, DM AND MEDLI: ...wut.
LIGHT: DM, GET UP HERE!

DM looks back at the two, shrugs and walks up. She then crouches down behind light. Obadiah, JJ, the Matts and Pigeon John all stare at him.

LIGHT: Pokeball malfunction. TRUTHINESS, I CHOSE YOU!

DM jumps out behind him and makes a cawing sound. Light looks down at her.

DM: IT'S AN EAGLE, OKAY?

Light shrugs.

LIGHT: QUICK! USE PATRIOTISM ATTACK!

DM flaps her arms and caws as she runs towards Pigeon John. She then kicks him in the butt.

LIGHT: ...what?
DM: "I Am America (And So Can You)!", chaper one on family: Stephen quotes Toby Keith's song...ah, I forget the name.
LIGHT: Doesn't explain why you kicked the pigeon in the butt.
DM: We'll put a boot in your...arse, it's the American way?
LIGHT: ...gotcha. NOW! USE...USE...
MEDLI: USE WRISTSTRONG! NOW!
LIGHT: YEAH, WRISTSTRONG!

Light looks back at Medli.

LIGHT: My Pokemon. Get your own.
MEDLI: Sorry.

DM then shoves her wrist in Pigeon John's back.

MATT: ...this is so weird.
HAMMITT: Tell me about it.
MEDLI: Adam, you wanna be a Pokemon?
ADAM: ...I think.
MEDLI: GO, PUBBIES!
LIGHT AND DM: What the hell?!

DM begins to laugh. So hard, she is now on the ground. She holds a finger up (FIRST ONE. NOT SECOND ONE, PLZ. XD).

DM: TRUTHINESS IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! ...for the moment.
PIGEON JOHN: ...I try and bring doom to the CnC, and you do this?
OBADIAH: YOU KNOW IT, PIGEON JOHN.
PIGEON JOHN: I'm not Pigeon John, I'm...

He pulls his cape over his mouth, and reemerges with a beak on his nose.

PIGEON JOHN: SUPER PIGEON! Rejects, assemble!

Three more people hop out from behind a tree. One of them nearly misses DM..

DM: HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING, PETER!
PIGEON JOHN: May I present to you Tim Hawkins, Peter Furler and Dirk Thompson? Or rather, Buck-Tooth Boy, The Evil Ghost and Lord Dirk?
DIRK: I TOLD YOU! IT'S LORD DIRK THE OVERLORD OF EVIL!
PIGEON JOHN: Whatever.
OBADIAH: FRONTLINE, ASSEMBLE!

Nothing happens.

OBADIAH: FRONTLINE, ASSEMBLE!!!

Nothing happens.

OBADIAH: Matt, go be useful and get Mike, David, Reu, Thor and Toby.
MATT: I'm not your servant!
OBADIAH: Fine. Hoopes, go be usefull and get Mike, David, Reu, Thor and Toby.
HOOPES: Okay.

Hoopes walks to the buses. He then comes back with the Chickens named, excluding David.

OBADIAH: FRONTLINE, ASSEMBLE!
HOOPES: David wouldn't come. Something about a superhero-like entrance?
OBADIAH: Okay, yeah.
ADAM: Okay, this is now getting weirder...
MEDLI: Hey, you're still a Pokemon!
ADAM: Oh yeah. PUB-PUB!

DM begins to laugh again.

LIGHT: DM-I MEAN TRUTHINESS, SHUT UP AND USE PATRIOTISM!
DM: Oh yeah.

She makes another cawing sound and kicks Pigeon John in the butt again. He spins around and growls at her.

PIGEON JOHN: QUIT THAT.
DM: NO, PIGEON JOHNNY.

She then kicks him in the...nether regions. Everyone stares.

PIGEON JOHN: WHAT'D I DO TO YOOOUUU...?

He falls to the ground, doubled over in pain.

DM: PIGEON JOHN IS UNABLE TO BATTLE. VICTORY GOES TO TRUTHINESS. I MEAN, DM. I MEAN...oh, forget it.

Reu then grabs a pair of nunchucks and begins to spin them. He then throws them at Peter, who simply dodges them. Peter evilly laughs.

REU: Not funny, dude.
MEDLI: PUBBIES, USE...CHATSPEAK ATTACK!
ADAM: ORLY YARLY LYK NOWAI.
HOOPES [WHISPERING TO MATT]: DM and Medli's friends are almost as strange as them.
MATT: Yeah.

West pulls a slingshot out of his pocket, and a purple grape. He then aims it at Peter, and hits him in the face.

MATT: Nice shot, Matt!
MATTS [EXCLUDING MATT...THIESSEN. XD]: Which one?
MATT: West.
WEST: WHOO!

West then begins to dance. DM runs over and joins him. She then spontaneously combust--, I mean, Hare Hare Yukai's. XD

WEST: MY DANCE, DM. GET YOUR OWN.
DM: Sorry.

She walks back over and joins Light, Medli and Adam.

MEDLI: PUBBIES! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! USE...
LIGHT: WRISTSTRONG ATTACK?
MEDLI: NO.
ADAM: Pubbies has de-evolved. Meaning, Pubbies is gonna get a drink.
MEDLI: Okay.
DM: This is so weird.
MEDLI: Pigeon John has good timing, doesn't he?
LIGHT: This is stu--

DM puts her hand over Light's mouth.

DM [SHOUTING TO CHICKENS]: STUPENDOUS!

All the Chickens give her a thumbs up and continue...doing something. XD

DM: Don't say the "S" word around the Chickens. It offends them.
LIGHT: Sorry.
MEDLI: What "S" word?

Matt then comes flying backwards towards DM, Medli and Light. All three of them catch him in their laps,'cos they're like...laying on the ground and stuff.

DM: Matt, you okay?!
MATT [MUMBLING]: No, Mommy! Don't put away the kotatsu!
MEDLI: I think that's a "no", doncha think?
DM: Yeah.
LIGHT: What does this guy do?
DM: Throw grapes at people.
LIGHT: Well, he's not a big loss.
DM: He's the lead Matt of five.
LIGHT: Maybe he is a big loss.
MATT [MUMBLING]: I am SOOO not feeling groovy anymore.
DM: And now he's quoting LunyLucy's Goblet of Fire parody...AND I'M JUST FINE WITH THAT!

DM leans close to Matt's ear.

DM [WHISPERING TO MATT]: Matt, Lord Voldemort is your father's aunt's neighbour's cousin's daughter's boyfriend's hamster's previous owner.
MATT [MUMBLING]: What does that make us?
DM [OUT LOUD]: Absolutely nothing.

Matt then snaps awake and looks at DM.

DM: Also, a bunch of the Chickens who should be mentioned for the sake of the fans told each other to tell Hoopes to tell you that Obadiah wants to see you.
MATT: Well, you can tell Hoopes--
DM: I’VE FILLED MY QUOTA OF HUMOROUSLY COMPLICATED SENTENCES FOR TODAY. NOW GET BACK OUT THERE AND FIGHT!

She shoves Matt off of her lap and points to the back of the Air Canada Center.

DM: GO!
MATT: Fine, fine. Sheesh.

He walks back.

MEDLI AND LIGHT: ...amazing.
DM: My hormones tell me we're soulmates.

Medli, Light and DM all look at eachother.

MEDLI, LIGHT AND DM: ...AWKWARD.

Adam then comes back.

ADAM: What have I missed?
DM: Matt and I quoted LunyLucy's Goblet of Fire parody.
ADAM: Okay...
DM: And that's pretty much it.
ADAM: Okay. Where were we?
MEDLI: Pubbies de-evolved.
ADAM: PUBBIES IS BACK.
LIGHT: It's like Pokemon and Digimon mixed together, with Harry Potter references.
DM: Isn’t this just so much fun? Fun fun fun, yay!
LIGHT: Okay, DM-cha. Quit quoting the parody now.
DM: Actually, that wasn't quoting the parody.

DM and Light stare at eachother for a minute.

DM: ...naah, I'm kidding. It was.
LIGHT: SCHTOPPIT.
DM: NOO.
MEDLI: QUIET, BOTH OF YOU. We need to think of a plan.
LIGHT: Chicken band seems to be doing pretty good.

Light points to two of the Rejects who have passed out since they joined the battle (Peter and Tim [Hawkins]). The only Reject standing now is Dirk.
David then comes runs past the four wearing a toga and sandals, flapping his arms all along the way.

LIGHT: Uh, who's that?
MEDLI: That's David.
ADAM: He looks like a goat.
DM: That's why he's a Chicken.
LIGHT: A Chicken, that's a goat?
MEDLI: It's what the CnC's all about, man.
DAVID [SHOUTING AS HE RUNS TO THE BACK OF THE AIR CANADA CENTER]: THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! THE PIGEONS ARE COMING!
DM [SHOUTING]: DAVID! THE PIGEON'S ALREADY DEAD!

David turns around with a frantic look on his face. He then turns to Pigeon John's seemingly lifeless body.

DAVID [SHOUTING]: I SAW HIM TWITCH, HE'S STILL ALIVE!
DM: Okay, carry on then.

David goes flapping his arms and running towards the Frontline.

DAVID [SHOUTING]: THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! THE PIGEONS ARE COMING!
LIGHT: Can I take a guess and say that his superhero name is "The Hair"?
DM: You hit the nail right on the head, dude.

DM gets up off the ground. She walks halfway between Medli, Adam and Light, and the Rejects and the Frontline. She points at Dirk.

DM: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, STUFF IN THE BOWL EATS YOU.

Everyone stares at DM.

DIRK: Are you hinting that I need to quit eating?
DM: No, I'm hinting that you need a bath. SOAPFOAM SPELL OF DOOM.

DM holds her hands up. Nothing happens.

DM: Dang it...SOAPFOAM SPELL OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM.

Nothing happens.

DM: ....O-M-G, I BURNED THE VOLDY-SOUP.
DIRK: Leave the superpowers to those of us who are actually superpowered.

DM looks back at Medli, who is gasping.

MEDLI: LEETS SHOW 'EM.
DM: YAH.

DM and Medli run towards the buses.

ADAM: Wonder what they're gonna do.
LIGHT: Knowing them, we'll never know.

DM and Medli then run back with two pillows in each hand. They are both dressed as Fuka and Fumika Narutaki from Mahou Sensei Negima (Negima! Magister Negi Magi). They each drop a pillow and hold up a card.

DM AND MEDLI [SHOUTING]: Exorceas potentiam Fuca et Fumica Narutaci!
ADAM: What'd they say?
LIGHT: I didn't catch.
ADAM: Yeah, me neither.

They each remain silent, staring at eachother.

LIGHT: ...Pubbies, huh?

The camera then shows DM and Medli attacking Dirk with their pillows.

DIRK: NOOO.
OBADIAH: NOOOO I WANTED TO DO IT.
DM: Did you pick that up from Matt?
OBADIAH: I don't want to talk about it.
MATT: Hey, in fact he didn't talk about it!
LIGHT: ENOUGH WITH THE PARODY ALREADY!
DM, OBADIAH AND MATT: NOOOOO.
DM: I WANTED TO DO IT.
LIGHT: They're hopeless.
ADAM: Not hopeless. They're Chickens.
LIGHT: Yep.

Dirk passes out.

DIRK [MUMBLING]: Too much softness.
DM AND MEDLI: YEAH!

Pigeon John is now struggling to get up. JJ throws a sandwich at him (mmm...how does turkey sound? XD) and he passes back out.

OBADIAH: WHOO.
OTHER FRONTLINE MEMBERS (MIKE, THOR, REU, DAVID, TOBY AND THE MATTS): WHOO.
DM AND MEDLI: WHOO.
LIGHT AND ADAM: ...whoo?

DM and Medli then go back and join them.

ADAM: Nice pillows, girls.
DM: Thanks, DM With Two As.
LIGHT: Huh?
DM: DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN...
LIGHT: I sense a song.
ADAM: We take the world by storm...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: We are the graphics team of the world...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: No one is better at graphics then us...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: Everyone will envy our graphics...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: We will make everyone like we...
DM: And we will have our graphics for freeeeeeeeee!!!
ADAM AND DM: DM and DM with two A's!
DM: Cha!

DM snaps her fingers.

LIGHT: I knew I was sensing a song.
MEDLI: ...so, what do we do now?

Everyone stares at each other and remains quiet for a minute.

DM: ANBERLIN KARAOKE!!!

DM and Medli then go running off back to the buses.

LIGHT AND ADAM: ...what?
LIGHT: Oh, well. Let's go find out.

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LIGHTS, CAMERA, CHICKENS?! 2: ON THE ROAD AGAIN
SCRIPT FRENZY! 2008 WINNER

SCENE ???: O, Ontario, Canada! DAY

The buses of Chickendom (...THIS IS BECOMING JUST TOO UNSCRIPTLIKE) are sitting behind the Air Canada Center in Toronto, Ontario. The camera changes scenes to show a young man (THAT'S YOU, LIGHT. XD) (Light Takashi. [Light] REAL NAME WITHELD TO PROTECT IDENTITY. ) wearing a red t-shirt and a pair of cream carpenter shorts (...this okay, Light? XD). His arms are crossed, and he's leaning against the Air Canada Center. Another young man (THIS BE YOU, ADAM. XD) (Adam Butler [Adam]) wearing a black t-shirt and jeans (...this okay, Adam? XD) curiously looks at him.

ADAM: Who are you?
LIGHT: Likewise, man.
ADAM: I'm Adam, I'm here to see Medli, DM and the Chicken Fivesome and Crew.
LIGHT: I'm Light, and I'm here to see Medli, DM and the Chicken band.

Obadiah and JJ then go running by.

OBADIAH AND JJ: EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIILLL!!!

Adam and Light look at eachother.

ADAM AND LIGHT: ...Chicken band.

DM and Medli go running by. They both stop and look at the two.

MEDLI: Adam!
DM: Light!
ADAM: Medli!
LIGHT: DM!

The four all run towards each other and hug.

MEDLI: Say, did you see Obadiah and JJ run by just now?
ADAM: I guess.
LIGHT: Two chubby guys, one wearing a Superman shirt and red cape, the other wearing what seemed to be lettuce?
MEDLI: Yeah, that's them.

DM then makes a few gasping noises. The three look at her.

DM: I'M CHOKING. LET GO.

Everyone does such.

DM [DEEP INHALE]: Thank you.

The five Matts then run by.

MEDLI: HOLD IT!

They all stop.

MEDLI: Where are you guys going?
MLATT: THERE'S EVIL AFOOT!
MATT: Yeah!
LIGHT: Evil?
DM: Obadiah, JJ, and just about everyone else on the tour think that there's an evil following the CnC.
MEDLI: Us, included.
ADAM: Are you like superheroes or something?
MEDLI: No, everyone else is though. We're what's known as the Pactio Girls.
LIGHT: Bless you.

DM stares at him for a second.

DM: Never mind.

The scene then changes to show the four walking to the back of the Air Canada Center. They all stand shocked as they watch Obadiah, JJ and the five Matts as they attempt to "defeat" Pigeon John (Pigeon John).

LIGHT AND ADAM: Who's that?
DM: Pigeon John.
LIGHT: And that is...
MEDLI: Well, obviously, he's not a Chicken.
LIGHT: I picked up that much. Thanks.
DM: He's evil. He was John Reuben's best friend, but then he turned on us. That's why we let Obadiah and them do what they do. Because their fake powers protect us from the likes of Pigeon Johnny and the other Reject Chickens.
ADAM AND LIGHT: ...
DM AND MEDLI: Chicken band.
ADAM: We should be superheroes!
DM: Adam, are you out of your mind?!
ADAM: Most of the time, yes.

The two stare at eachother for a minute.

ADAM [SINGING TO THE TUNE OF RICK ASTLEY'S "NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP"]: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN.
DM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. RICKROLL'D.

DM fake cries. Adam shakes his head at her, and looks back at Obadiah, JJ and the Matts.

LIGHT: I think it could fun.
MEDLI: It's your funeral.
DM: LIGHT. DON'T DO IT. I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE. I LOVE YOU.

This time, DM and Light stare at eachother for a minute.

DM: N-N-Not in the way Sky thinks.
LIGHT: I was gonna say...
DM: I'm with you. I need some action.

Light's eyes enlarge as he stares at DM. Adam joins him.

DM: NOT THAT KIND!

Light pulls a plastic Pokeball out of his pocket. He then runs to where Obadiah, JJ and the Matts are fighting Pigeon John.

ADAM: That boy's crazy.
MEDLI: He's our friend, isn't it?
DM: You're our friend too, aren't you, Adam?
ADAM: ...this is true.

The camera zooms in on Light's face.

LIGHT: TRUTHINESS, I CHOOSE YOU!
ADAM, DM AND MEDLI: ...wut.
LIGHT: DM, GET UP HERE!

DM looks back at the two, shrugs and walks up. She then crouches down behind light. Obadiah, JJ, the Matts and Pigeon John all stare at him.

LIGHT: Pokeball malfunction. TRUTHINESS, I CHOSE YOU!

DM jumps out behind him and makes a cawing sound. Light looks down at her.

DM: IT'S AN EAGLE, OKAY?

Light shrugs.

LIGHT: QUICK! USE PATRIOTISM ATTACK!

DM flaps her arms and caws as she runs towards Pigeon John. She then kicks him in the butt.

LIGHT: ...what?
DM: "I Am America (And So Can You)!", chaper one on family: Stephen quotes Toby Keith's song...ah, I forget the name.
LIGHT: Doesn't explain why you kicked the pigeon in the butt.
DM: We'll put a boot in your...arse, it's the American way?
LIGHT: ...gotcha. NOW! USE...USE...
MEDLI: USE WRISTSTRONG! NOW!
LIGHT: YEAH, WRISTSTRONG!

Light looks back at Medli.

LIGHT: My Pokemon. Get your own.
MEDLI: Sorry.

DM then shoves her wrist in Pigeon John's back.

MATT: ...this is so weird.
HAMMITT: Tell me about it.
MEDLI: Adam, you wanna be a Pokemon?
ADAM: ...I think.
MEDLI: GO, PUBBIES!
LIGHT AND DM: What the hell?!

DM begins to laugh. So hard, she is now on the ground. She holds a finger up (FIRST ONE. NOT SECOND ONE, PLZ. XD).

DM: TRUTHINESS IS UNABLE TO BATTLE! ...for the moment.
PIGEON JOHN: ...I try and bring doom to the CnC, and you do this?
OBADIAH: YOU KNOW IT, PIGEON JOHN.
PIGEON JOHN: I'm not Pigeon John, I'm...

He pulls his cape over his mouth, and reemerges with a beak on his nose.

PIGEON JOHN: SUPER PIGEON! Rejects, assemble!

Three more people hop out from behind a tree. One of them nearly misses DM..

DM: HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE WALKING, PETER!
PIGEON JOHN: May I present to you Tim Hawkins, Peter Furler and Dirk Thompson? Or rather, Buck-Tooth Boy, The Evil Ghost and Lord Dirk?
DIRK: I TOLD YOU! IT'S LORD DIRK THE OVERLORD OF EVIL!
PIGEON JOHN: Whatever.
OBADIAH: FRONTLINE, ASSEMBLE!

Nothing happens.

OBADIAH: FRONTLINE, ASSEMBLE!!!

Nothing happens.

OBADIAH: Matt, go be useful and get Mike, David, Reu, Thor and Toby.
MATT: I'm not your servant!
OBADIAH: Fine. Hoopes, go be usefull and get Mike, David, Reu, Thor and Toby.
HOOPES: Okay.

Hoopes walks to the buses. He then comes back with the Chickens named, excluding David.

OBADIAH: FRONTLINE, ASSEMBLE!
HOOPES: David wouldn't come. Something about a superhero-like entrance?
OBADIAH: Okay, yeah.
ADAM: Okay, this is now getting weirder...
MEDLI: Hey, you're still a Pokemon!
ADAM: Oh yeah. PUB-PUB!

DM begins to laugh again.

LIGHT: DM-I MEAN TRUTHINESS, SHUT UP AND USE PATRIOTISM!
DM: Oh yeah.

She makes another cawing sound and kicks Pigeon John in the butt again. He spins around and growls at her.

PIGEON JOHN: QUIT THAT.
DM: NO, PIGEON JOHNNY.

She then kicks him in the...nether regions. Everyone stares.

PIGEON JOHN: WHAT'D I DO TO YOOOUUU...?

He falls to the ground, doubled over in pain.

DM: PIGEON JOHN IS UNABLE TO BATTLE. VICTORY GOES TO TRUTHINESS. I MEAN, DM. I MEAN...oh, forget it.

Reu then grabs a pair of nunchucks and begins to spin them. He then throws them at Peter, who simply dodges them. Peter evilly laughs.

REU: Not funny, dude.
MEDLI: PUBBIES, USE...CHATSPEAK ATTACK!
ADAM: ORLY YARLY LYK NOWAI.
HOOPES [WHISPERING TO MATT]: DM and Medli's friends are almost as strange as them.
MATT: Yeah.

West pulls a slingshot out of his pocket, and a purple grape. He then aims it at Peter, and hits him in the face.

MATT: Nice shot, Matt!
MATTS [EXCLUDING MATT...THIESSEN. XD]: Which one?
MATT: West.
WEST: WHOO!

West then begins to dance. DM runs over and joins him. She then spontaneously combust--, I mean, Hare Hare Yukai's. XD

WEST: MY DANCE, DM. GET YOUR OWN.
DM: Sorry.

She walks back over and joins Light, Medli and Adam.

MEDLI: PUBBIES! BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! USE...
LIGHT: WRISTSTRONG ATTACK?
MEDLI: NO.
ADAM: Pubbies has de-evolved. Meaning, Pubbies is gonna get a drink.
MEDLI: Okay.
DM: This is so weird.
MEDLI: Pigeon John has good timing, doesn't he?
LIGHT: This is stu--

DM puts her hand over Light's mouth.

DM [SHOUTING TO CHICKENS]: STUPENDOUS!

All the Chickens give her a thumbs up and continue...doing something. XD

DM: Don't say the "S" word around the Chickens. It offends them.
LIGHT: Sorry.
MEDLI: What "S" word?

Matt then comes flying backwards towards DM, Medli and Light. All three of them catch him in their laps,'cos they're like...laying on the ground and stuff.

DM: Matt, you okay?!
MATT [MUMBLING]: No, Mommy! Don't put away the kotatsu!
MEDLI: I think that's a "no", doncha think?
DM: Yeah.
LIGHT: What does this guy do?
DM: Throw grapes at people.
LIGHT: Well, he's not a big loss.
DM: He's the lead Matt of five.
LIGHT: Maybe he is a big loss.
MATT [MUMBLING]: I am SOOO not feeling groovy anymore.
DM: And now he's quoting LunyLucy's Goblet of Fire parody...AND I'M JUST FINE WITH THAT!

DM leans close to Matt's ear.

DM [WHISPERING TO MATT]: Matt, Lord Voldemort is your father's aunt's neighbour's cousin's daughter's boyfriend's hamster's previous owner.
MATT [MUMBLING]: What does that make us?
DM [OUT LOUD]: Absolutely nothing.

Matt then snaps awake and looks at DM.

DM: Also, a bunch of the Chickens who should be mentioned for the sake of the fans told each other to tell Hoopes to tell you that Obadiah wants to see you.
MATT: Well, you can tell Hoopes--
DM: I’VE FILLED MY QUOTA OF HUMOROUSLY COMPLICATED SENTENCES FOR TODAY. NOW GET BACK OUT THERE AND FIGHT!

She shoves Matt off of her lap and points to the back of the Air Canada Center.

DM: GO!
MATT: Fine, fine. Sheesh.

He walks back.

MEDLI AND LIGHT: ...amazing.
DM: My hormones tell me we're soulmates.

Medli, Light and DM all look at eachother.

MEDLI, LIGHT AND DM: ...AWKWARD.

Adam then comes back.

ADAM: What have I missed?
DM: Matt and I quoted LunyLucy's Goblet of Fire parody.
ADAM: Okay...
DM: And that's pretty much it.
ADAM: Okay. Where were we?
MEDLI: Pubbies de-evolved.
ADAM: PUBBIES IS BACK.
LIGHT: It's like Pokemon and Digimon mixed together, with Harry Potter references.
DM: Isn’t this just so much fun? Fun fun fun, yay!
LIGHT: Okay, DM-cha. Quit quoting the parody now.
DM: Actually, that wasn't quoting the parody.

DM and Light stare at eachother for a minute.

DM: ...naah, I'm kidding. It was.
LIGHT: SCHTOPPIT.
DM: NOO.
MEDLI: QUIET, BOTH OF YOU. We need to think of a plan.
LIGHT: Chicken band seems to be doing pretty good.

Light points to two of the Rejects who have passed out since they joined the battle (Peter and Tim [Hawkins]). The only Reject standing now is Dirk.
David then comes runs past the four wearing a toga and sandals, flapping his arms all along the way.

LIGHT: Uh, who's that?
MEDLI: That's David.
ADAM: He looks like a goat.
DM: That's why he's a Chicken.
LIGHT: A Chicken, that's a goat?
MEDLI: It's what the CnC's all about, man.
DAVID [SHOUTING AS HE RUNS TO THE BACK OF THE AIR CANADA CENTER]: THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! THE PIGEONS ARE COMING!
DM [SHOUTING]: DAVID! THE PIGEON'S ALREADY DEAD!

David turns around with a frantic look on his face. He then turns to Pigeon John's seemingly lifeless body.

DAVID [SHOUTING]: I SAW HIM TWITCH, HE'S STILL ALIVE!
DM: Okay, carry on then.

David goes flapping his arms and running towards the Frontline.

DAVID [SHOUTING]: THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! THE PIGEONS ARE COMING! THE PIGEONS ARE COMING!
LIGHT: Can I take a guess and say that his superhero name is "The Hair"?
DM: You hit the nail right on the head, dude.

DM gets up off the ground. She walks halfway between Medli, Adam and Light, and the Rejects and the Frontline. She points at Dirk.

DM: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, STUFF IN THE BOWL EATS YOU.

Everyone stares at DM.

DIRK: Are you hinting that I need to quit eating?
DM: No, I'm hinting that you need a bath. SOAPFOAM SPELL OF DOOM.

DM holds her hands up. Nothing happens.

DM: Dang it...SOAPFOAM SPELL OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM.

Nothing happens.

DM: ....O-M-G, I BURNED THE VOLDY-SOUP.
DIRK: Leave the superpowers to those of us who are actually superpowered.

DM looks back at Medli, who is gasping.

MEDLI: LEETS SHOW 'EM.
DM: YAH.

DM and Medli run towards the buses.

ADAM: Wonder what they're gonna do.
LIGHT: Knowing them, we'll never know.

DM and Medli then run back with two pillows in each hand. They are both dressed as Fuka and Fumika Narutaki from Mahou Sensei Negima (Negima! Magister Negi Magi). They each drop a pillow and hold up a card.

DM AND MEDLI [SHOUTING]: Exorceas potentiam Fuca et Fumica Narutaci!
ADAM: What'd they say?
LIGHT: I didn't catch.
ADAM: Yeah, me neither.

They each remain silent, staring at eachother.

LIGHT: ...Pubbies, huh?

The camera then shows DM and Medli attacking Dirk with their pillows.

DIRK: NOOO.
OBADIAH: NOOOO I WANTED TO DO IT.
DM: Did you pick that up from Matt?
OBADIAH: I don't want to talk about it.
MATT: Hey, in fact he didn't talk about it!
LIGHT: ENOUGH WITH THE PARODY ALREADY!
DM, OBADIAH AND MATT: NOOOOO.
DM: I WANTED TO DO IT.
LIGHT: They're hopeless.
ADAM: Not hopeless. They're Chickens.
LIGHT: Yep.

Dirk passes out.

DIRK [MUMBLING]: Too much softness.
DM AND MEDLI: YEAH!

Pigeon John is now struggling to get up. JJ throws a sandwich at him (mmm...how does turkey sound? XD) and he passes back out.

OBADIAH: WHOO.
OTHER FRONTLINE MEMBERS (MIKE, THOR, REU, DAVID, TOBY AND THE MATTS): WHOO.
DM AND MEDLI: WHOO.
LIGHT AND ADAM: ...whoo?

DM and Medli then go back and join them.

ADAM: Nice pillows, girls.
DM: Thanks, DM With Two As.
LIGHT: Huh?
DM: DUN DUN DUN DUNNNN...
LIGHT: I sense a song.
ADAM: We take the world by storm...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: We are the graphics team of the world...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: No one is better at graphics then us...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: Everyone will envy our graphics...
DM: DM and DM with two A's!
ADAM: We will make everyone like we...
DM: And we will have our graphics for freeeeeeeeee!!!
ADAM AND DM: DM and DM with two A's!
DM: Cha!

DM snaps her fingers.

LIGHT: I knew I was sensing a song.
MEDLI: ...so, what do we do now?

Everyone stares at each other and remains quiet for a minute.

DM: ANBERLIN KARAOKE!!!

DM and Medli then go running off back to the buses.

LIGHT AND ADAM: ...what?
LIGHT: Oh, well. Let's go find out.