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Name: Devin Whidoe(aka the Sad Puppeteer of Fools)Age: 5(time of death)
Height: about a few feet and a couple inches(3'06")
Species: Deceased Dridder(Demon?)
Abilities: Two puppet familiars(Marion and Marian) stored in her stomach(she ate the scroll -.-; ), her transformed state(shown here) is nigh undetectable by sound and smell, true form has a protective shell covering her lower body like her mother, permanent death is impossible(still feels pain tough)
Likes: Food, games, anyone who will be her companion, her familiars
Dislikes: Abuse, Dark Matt, pain, books(can't read)
Weakness: She is incredibly fragile! Do not give more than a light tap to the head! Her true form's legs are crippled and can not properly walk in their current state.
Devin Whidoe is the youngest of Entegra and James Whidoe's offspring but sadly didn't make it far past her fifth birthday where she was brutally murdered by Dark Matt just to test his new skill "Flame Grab". Even worse, Dark Matt injected a bit of his corrupted aura and thus has been sent to hell for crimes she never committed, fortunately she was given Marion and Marian for her protection by a mysterious man and at the very least Artemis plans to take care of her better than if she was left to her self. Oddly, the record of her murder was never recorded on Dark Matt's sins...
She also can not speak properly, and has not learned to use pronouns and past/future tense words
Theme: iNSaNiTY Frost Remix
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Devin: Devin is confused. Devin never see Matt when Devin's brothers and sisters go away.
Ben:*stares at Dark Matt* And then there's...
D.Matt: Don't look at me! I only killed this one.
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Flora: o_e; 
Annie: *is now directing a death glare at Dark Matt*
Pommy: This coming from the girl who was kidnapped by a big hungry ant at 2 years of age, and then strapped to its tush for six years.
Flora: ._.; *starts crying harder*
Luther: Dude, uncalled for!
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Devin: Devin is happy to have friend but... But Devin is sad that... That...*Begins crying while clinging to Flora* Why Do everyone be mean to Devin and Flora!?
D.Matt:*grins evilly at Annie* Aw, do you hate me know? It's going to get a lot worse... *weakly*Possibly or maybe not, I kinda don't know.
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Annie: Hmph. As bad as you may be, I doubt you could top Mysto. Seriously, she's pulled some really nasty tricks trying to exterminate my kinsmen.
Tails: Annie, you're talking to the guy who tried to commit genocide against the Seedrians, just because he could. I'm thinking Mysto wouldn't hold a candle to that. She does seem to have some standards.
Annie: Okay, genocide's one thing, but sending over 1,000 coyotes just to slaughter ten people, most of whom are under ten years old at the time?!? That's not something to take lightly!
Galaxina: Neither is genocide!!!
Luigifan: *is growing increasingly sick of the crying and arguing* Uh... Changing subject here before this argument gets out of hand... We received a tip from Legault about some drug dealer causing trouble in Empire City. Wanna come help us put a stop to him?
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Oh irony... I wrote this before making Mysto genocidal...
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D.Matt: Yeah, Yeah! Of course I committed genocide... Cuz I'm evil! And stuff... There is no way in heck that that fact or other evil killings will ever be retconned for any reason... Ever. Come along now Devin*puts a leash on Devin and tries to leave with her*
Devin:*still clinging to Flora* No! Devin want be good guy.
D.Matt:*trying to pull Devin off Flora* Don't make this harder than need be Devin! I have all day if I have to.
Matt: Are you turning into an evil father or something? Just pick her up later or something! And buy her something decent to eat... I think I just saw one of her ribs.
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Flora: *suddenly stops crying and begins glaring at Dark Matt furiously* Trying to act as a father figure to the girl that you killed?!? You are simply twisted... *begins blasting Dark Matt with holy power in sheer disgust*
Lindsay: Quite frankly, I'm worried about Legault... didn't he say that this drug dealer was really powerful?
Luigifan: Indeed he did... He also described him as being literally cold-hearted... Dunno why a yeti would be trying to control the illegal drug trade, but whatever.
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D.Matt:*dodging*I'm evil! Being twisted is part of the jo-*notices an attack he can't dodge*-Oh SH*dead*
Devin:*still clings to Flora, now out of admiration*
Matt: Jeez, is she ever going to let go?*Remembers the last time Entegra grabbed on to him* ... Sorry Flora but you're pretty much a Siamese twin now, at least until she falls asleep or something. Now Luigifan, are there any more facts we may need?
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Flora: *just now notices that Devin is a spider* o_e; *twitches a bit, but quickly regains her composure* I-I'm okay...
Luigifan: Well, we only know that this guy's been trying to seize control of Empire City, but that some wolf with the power to create and control hurricanes has consistently been stopping him all by himself. The drug lord, known only as "Mr. Snow", apparently left a few months ago to strengthen himself, and returned last week and somehow managed to curbstomp the wolf and damn near destroy him. He's also kicking the police force's arses single-handedly, so he's probably a full-blown supervillain now. Since hurricanes require a lot of heat to operate, I'm guessing that the superpower he gained is cyrokinesis , which is the ability to manipulate cold, snow, and ice. Therefore, Mr. Snow's new power would naturally trump that of his nemesis, leaving the poor guy completely helpless.
Annie: How is that a lack of information?!?
Luigifan: I'm just going off what Legault told me. I have no idea how strong Mr. Snow is, how many goons he has, if he has any fighting ability beyond his superpower, if his superpower is actually cyrokinesis, or anything about the extent of his criminal empire - just that he seems to be winning his war against order, cleanliness, and goodwill, that the wolf opposing him is pretty much screwed from behind without lube or cessation , and that Empire City could become a frakkin' Gotham if we don't do anything to stop him.
Sonic: Gotham? What the heck is Gotham?
Luigifan: ...-_-; Hoo boy. Let's just say it's not a pleasant place, even with one of the world's greatest crime-fighting badasses defending it.
Flora: *whimpers slightly*
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Devin:*clings to Flora out of fear* But bad man will be defeated by hero right?
Matt: I don't know, I'm not good with ice any more. Now that I'm some part snake I end up frozenAND asleep. Not a good combination for winter time.
Devin:*not feeling any better* Good bye second time world, Devin be leaving second time soon.
Matt: Hey! I can stand up to this guy! Especially since*copies the Absolute Victory Unloosing Ranger, looking much like a stereotypical sentai hero* I have the power of the Absa-etc.-etc.-Ranger! Onward, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!*runs across the road and gets hit by a car, and skids in front of Luigifan* I-I'm fine.
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Annie: *begins healing Matt* -_-;
Luigifan: *sigh* Well, then, onwards to Empire City...
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Matt:*shoves an entire medical kit down his throat and fully heals* Yes captain!*follows Luigifan*
After everyone leaves Entegra walks in where they used to be
Entegra:*looking around* ... Devin where are you?
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Luigifan: *opens a portal* Okay... Myself, Lindsay, and Matt will be the advance investigators - me to lead the team, Lindsay to sabotage the drug-growing operations, and Matt to fight off any trouble.
Reuben: No, I should come too. Chemistry's my specialty, so I'll be able to figure out what Mr. Snow's dealing in. That way, when we submit our findings to GUN to have Mr. Snow put away, we'll be able to press specific charges.
Sonja: I- I think I should come too... I have a bad feeling about this... and I'd be devastated if Reuben got hurt... Plus, I think the wolf Legault's referring to may be Damien...
Reuben: Damien?
Sonja: Yes - the same one who attacked you two months because he has a crush on me and he thought you're too weak to be my boyfriend. I doubt he'll be happy to see you, and I want to make sure you don't get hurt...
Luigifan: I was gonna have the rest fly in on Skyzapper for backup, but I see where this is going... Okay, we all go and the Rescue Squad will provide support from Skyzapper. Let's move!
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Matt:*gets Devin to transfer to him and catches up to Luigifan* I hope you don't mind me bringing Devin, but this form requires a girl to unlock full potential...*notices Luigifan giving him a disgusted look* Look, it's not like that! It's sort of like how a god is stronger the more faith he has. Either she comes or I half useless.
Devin: Devin is helping!
Matt: Dark me is really going to hear about this...
Meanwhile
Entegra:*closing in on Devin and the others*
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*Some time later, the group stumbles upon a hidden drug lab...*
Reuben: Okay, I'll go in first to find out what sort of drugs they're trying to make-
Sonja: I'm going with you... I have to make sure that you don't get hurt...
Luigifan: Okay, we'll wait out here to make sure that nobody tries to come into the building. If you need backup, just give us a holler and we'll be there ASAP.
Shadow: I think somebody with some sort of protective skills should go in there with them... We're taking on a drug lord on his home turf; he's bound to have lots of henchmen, and they're probably going to have guns of some sort.
Cosmo: I have to agree with Shadow here - sending in only two people sounds awfully dangerous...
Luigifan: You forget that Sonja can forsee disasters before they happen... they'll be fine.
Reuben and Sonja: *have already gone in*
Shadow: And you're forgetting that Sonja's developed a suicidal streak ever since Grodus started trying to capture her to abuse her timebending powers.
Luigifan: Oh... You're right, I did forget about that... Gorramnit!
Annie: >_<;
Luigifan: Fine, then, let's have some others move in, though let's remember that this is still a stealth operation, so I don't want everyone going in at once-
*Just then, sounds of screaming are heard inside the building.*
Luigifan: Er... scratch then... Charge!
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Matt: Agreed! True heroes rush in boldly!*rushes inside*
Devin: Devin give full support! Go Unlose something hunter!
Matt: (meh, it's better than nothing).
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*The group enters the main storage room to find Damien the Wolf angrily arguing with Reuben.*
Damien: Just how stupid are you?!? Trying to gather evidence on Mr. Snow's activities won't do squat - the police are too scared stiff of him to take any sort of action against him or his lackies! Hell, the most I'm able to do against him is suppress him, and I can't even do that if he's in the vicinity!!!
Reuben: I'm not going to the local police, I'm taking this right to GUN! If Mr. Snow is terrorizing this entire city, it's within their jurisdiction to intervene if the local police are powerless to do anything!!
Damien: Fine, if you want to get yourself killed on a wild goose chase. Only reason I'm here is because I can deflect bullets with my hurricane powers. But why in God's name did you bring Sonja here?!? Do you realize how much danger you're putting her in?!?
Sonja: Actually, I'm fully aware of it. I'm here to protect Reuben.
Damien: Sonja - you have no idea how much danger you're in! If Mr. Snow realizes how much you mean to me-
Sonja: How often do I have to tell you this, Damien! I'm with Reuben, and that's not changing! And I know what you're getting at - I've seen it dozens of times ... but if my presence distracts Mr. Snow enough to let Reuben get away with enough evidence of his activities to bring the full force of GUN down on him, then it'll be worth anything he can do to me.
Reuben: WHAT?!?
Damien: Are you suicidal?!?
Shadow: That's enough yapping! Any more of this and- *Sonja narrowly dodges a bullet* -that will happen.
Sonja: ._.; ...I saw that coming just in time... Everyone brace yourselves... *is suddenly frozen to the floor* What the?!?
???: That was all quite entertaining, but now I think it's time to get rid of the rats in my barn. *A Mobian snow leopard steps forward. He's dressed up in a classic tuxedo and holds a gemstone-tipped staff in his hand, clearly the mark of someone who sees himself as a social elite. He sneers at Damien.* Damien, I do have to thank you for letting me know exactly how to punish you more thoroughly for trying to interfere in my business.
Damien: Mr. Snow?!? Argh... *glares at Reuben* Now you've done it!!!
Reuben: What the... so you heard everything?!?
Mr. Snow: Heh heh heh... Of course I did. As soon as my henchmen told me Damien was in the area, I got here as soon as I could - but I didn't expect to be fortunate enough to be able to break his heart as well as his body!
Damien: Oh no...
Mr. Snow: 
Sonja: ._.;
Luigifan: Aha! So you're Mr. Snow! You're not murdering anyone on the Heroes' League's watch!
Mr. Snow: Ha... you really think you can stop me? I am as cold and unstoppable as a glacier! Anyone who tries to free this city from my grip shall be smothered by the frigid snow! *drops the temperature of the room and begins to freeze Sonja solid*
(Mr. Snow's theme song: "It Snows In Hell" by Lordi )
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Damien the Wolf's theme song: "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by Scorpions
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Matt: Hey! Snowman! You can not freeze me heart is ablaze with burning passion!*the ice around Matt's feet actually melt from hot blooded-ness and jumps up to Mr.Snow* Behold! Unloosing Punch!*Matt rapidly punches Mr.Snow at insane speed*
Devin:*summons Marion and Marian to assist*
M+M:*use magic to give Matt's fists a fire element*
Matt: Now release Sonja or pay the consequences!
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Mr. Snow: *reels back at first, but quickly regains his composure and hurls Matt away judo-style* Heh heh... You have spirit, boy, but I'm afraid I can't allow any goody-two-shoes to disrupt my business- *is promptly sucker-punched by Todd* Grrr... *starts fist fighting with Todd*
Felicia: Huh... Mr. Snow looks like he's pretty good at martial arts... be careful, Todd!
Reuben: *is trying (and failing) to lift Sonja off of the floor*
Sonja: *is trying to curl up in a desperate effort to stay warm* T_T Reuben, please, while he's distracted - just take those samples and go! I-I-I'll be fine!!!
Mr. Snow: *has managed to fling Todd away* I beg to differ...
*Meanwhile*
Lindsay: *is wandering around the compound and placing bombs; is also trying to contact Legault, to no avail* Oh no... What's happened to him... *opens a refrigerator and finds Legault stuffed inside* D:
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Matt:*lands hah, this guy's lame, (long as I got this magazine I'll be good... but Galaxina'll kill me for this), Goodie two shoes incoming! Prism Burst!*Pulls out a large gun as well as make some colorful copies of himself. With their combined firepower they fire a (colorful) laser at Mr.Snow. As expected there is an explosion. Also as expected, the explosion is just Matt making special effects and was an illusion. Oh and the laser was kinda weak as well.* I love it when things go boom!
Devin:*is really excited*
Matt:*notices Mr.Snow fine and dandy* Uh, Devin could you have your puppets help out below? I'm not sure if I can fight next Sonja. Collateral damage happens...
M+M:*focus on keeping Sonja safe using barriers and use fir magic to try and keep her warm*
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Mr. Snow: *as soon as he realizes that he wasn't seriously hurt, he shoots at Sonja, only to be thwarted by the barriers* Drat... Hmm... *shoots Marian and Marion, then Devin, then shoots Sonja* Perfect... Now that I've wounded her, I'll be able to freeze her blood and extinguish her life that much more quickly...
Sonja: *has survived the gunshot wound, but is now having a very difficult time not succumbing to said wound and the sub-zero temperatures Mr. Snow is conjuring up around her body*
Reuben: You bastard! *charges Mr. Snow*
Mr. Snow: *tries to shoot Reuben, only to realize that he's out of ammo; without skipping a beat, he stows the gun away, swats away the potion Reuben hurled at him, and judo-flips Reuben over his shoulder as he reaches him* Did you twats really think I'd go down that easily?
Damien: *is still struggling to summon a hurricane, to no avail* *thinking* [Heh, at least I wasn't dumb enough to mention my new girlfriend... But Sonja's still my friend, and I'm totally pissed that I can't do anything to help her... Argh!]
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Matt:*since he's carrying Devin some of her blood gets on him* EEE!*switches to white mage and begins healing Devin*
M+M:*quite understandably they are not happy with Devin being hurt. Marian enlarges Marion till he is a bit bigger than Mr.Snow*
Marion:*for a puppet familiar, gives a rather menacing glare at Mr.Snow before punching him across the room*
Entegra:*has just made it to the fight and saw Devin get shot by Mr.Snow* Y-You!*walks over to Matt*
Matt:*feels even chillier* EEP! Entegra I didn't do it! It was him! I swear it wasn't my fauuult!*Notices Entegra nodding, and turns into a leaf*
Entegra:*puts leaf on her head* Matt, I trust you'll make good choices... Right?
Matt:*still scared senseless* yeah...*turns Entegra into Double(looks like a Nun... but something is disturbingly wrong somehow)*
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Mr. Snow: *ukemis off the wall, bouncing back towards Marion, and punches him into Matt and Entegra*
Luigifan: Hmph. He's smarter than we thought... We're just gonna have to summon up all our pyrokinetic potential at once to wipe him out! *holds up Law Pendant*
Garcia: *flares up*
Cassandra: *copies Garcia's powers*
Pipsy: *does the same thing*
Sprout: Finally - I thought I was gonna freeze! *begins casting a fireball spell*
Mario and Luigi: *are absent*
Luigifan:
Mario: *runs into the room with Luigi; both of them are carrying a large number of Fire Flowers, and promptly begin handing them out to the rest of the Heroes' League*
Cassandra: All right, then... Surrender now or prepare to fry!
Mr. Snow: You're joking, right? *tries to lower the temperature even further... and promptly faints from the effort*
Sonja: 
Reuben: *has manage to regain consciousness and is now at Sonja's side*
Damien: I have to admit, Reuben, I'm impressed. You really gave it your all for her...
Lindsay: *runs back into the room, completely pissed off, and stuffs firecrackers down Mr. Snow's pants* This is for my brother, you jerk!
Lily: Wait, what?!? What's happened to Legault?
Tulip: ...Does anyone else smell smoke? *Just then, the floor of the warehouse catches on fire.*
Lindsay: O_O; ...Oh God... I just finished setting up bombs all around this compound!
Bomberman: -_-; Uh-oh...
Lily: Is Legault here?!?
Lindsay: Y-yes, actually... ._.; Follow me! *runs off*
Lily: *immediately follows*
Reuben: *rushes to collect drug samples*
Damien: *picks up Sonja and runs out of the compound*
Luigifan: Erk... The fire's getting bigger... Only a matter of time before it sets off the bombs! Let's hurry up and get outta here!!!
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Marion:*bounces off Entegra and shrinks to normal*
M+M:*pick up Devin and scurry outside much faster than expected*
Matt*as Entegra's hat*: Entegra! Summon the car! SUMMON THE CAR!
Entegra: What car? How do I do anything? Why the bloody hell am I a NUN anyway!?
Matt: Just think of a down, down-forward, forward motion and punching with both hands.
Entegra:*Does so and before she even understands what's going on is inexplicably in a convertible like car* What in blue blazes?
Matt: All people who don't want to get burned should get in the car, please.
Everyone:*get in the car* (this like some old cartoon joke)
Entegra: Sooo this thing moves forward when I-*pushes down the gas pedal with her foot. The car speeds off incredibly fast, even with little pressure on the pedal. She stops outside the blast zone, which didn't take long but the sudden stop sent Matt flying* I-I-I'll never use t-t-this vehicle type ag-g-gain.O_O*reverts to normal and the car disappears.*
Matt:*reverts to normal and lands face first on the ground*
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Luther: O_o; Lindsay and Lily are still in there retrieving Legault's body... Dear God>/I>, this may not end well...
Tulip: o_e;
Annie: *is busy healing Sonja*
*meanwhile*
Lindsay: Oh God, this place is gonna blow up any minute now! We have to hurry!
*meanwhile*
Lillian: *suddenly warps away*
Luigifan: Huh. Looks like Lillian's other personality has taken over to play Deus Ex Machina. I can only hope this ends well...
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Entegra:*is too busy dealing with trauma to respond*
Matt: How does that blob control that?
*the building explodes*
Matt: I hope they're alright.*sweating*
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Luigifan: How does what blob control what?
Lillian: *warps back with Lindsay and Legault, appearing to snap out of a trance somehow*
Lindsay: Phew... I thought my goose was cooked for a moment there... Thanks, Lillian.
Lillian: *looks slightly confused* Um, you're welcome...
Annie: *finishes healing Sonja, and begins healing Legault* What happened to him?!?
Lindsay: Mr. Snow must have frozen him solid and stuffed him into the refrigerator. >_<
Annie: Oh...
Damien: Doesn't surprise me... the guy's absolutely vicious. I just hope he died in that explosion... but I somehow doubt it...
Lindsay: *looks around* Uh... by the way, where's Lily?
Lillian: *facepalms* Oh dear. Marian must have taken a strong anti-undead hard-line stance again. [Marian is Lillian's other personality. She's essentially a super-powerful holy spirit that inhabits Lillian's body and occasionally takes over in order to help others in need with her phenomenal holy power. Unfortunately, Marian doesn't place a very high priority on Lillian's own survival (if Lillian died, Marian could just be reincarnated into somebody else), and also has a very strong dislike of unholy beings such as demons, vampires, zombies, etc. Lillian's holy powers are actually wielded by Marian, and are thus at their strongest when Marian is fully in control; Lillian had no control over this power when it first developed, but eventually became able to control it to some extent due to the Angelic Ankh, an artifact which the Heroes' League stole from Tatanga.]
Lindsay: Which means...?
Lillian: Marian must have decided to leave Lily behind to die in that explosion...
Tulip: What?!?
Luigifan: Oh, Legault's gonna be so mad at you when he comes to...
Lillian: -_-; Ugh...
*Meanwhile*
Lily: *is buried in the rubble, barely harmed but most definitely stunned* Ow... what the heck? I saw Lillian warp in, then grab Lindsay and Legault and warp out, leaving me behind... and the building exploded immediately after that... Thank goodness I was able to survive that explosion... Being a vampire has its perks, I guess. *tries to get up, but immediately falls back down, weighed down by several pieces of demolished wood and stone* >_<; Grrr... Lillian... you're gonna have some explaining to do!
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M+M:*dutifully take wood and stone off Lily in a frenzied pace*
Matt: Hm, they look distressed.
Entegra:*looks at Marian and Marion but only sees blank expressions* Are you sure those glasses actually help you see, or help you see things?
Marian:*Walks over to the Hero's League and uses magic to transform into Devin with swirlie eyes and pretends to stumble about, Then transforms into Dark Matt and gives a mock evil laugh before punching the air repeatedly punching the air and then lifting a sack and jumping away. She walks back and changes to her puppet form and is apparently pleading for the hero's league to do something*
Matt: What?! Devin has been kidnapped by Dark Matt trying to prevent her from being reunited with her mother and is planning unspeakable horrors for her back home!?
Entegra: You understand this creature?
Matt: Er, no, She had a note on her back by Dark Me.*picks up Marian and takes the note off* See?
Entegra:*coldly to Matt*I will kill you.
Matt:*hides behind Tulip*
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Tulip:
Lily: *finally manages to extract herself from the rubble* Argh... my head...
Tulip: *spots Lily* Lily! You all right there?
Lily: *turns to spot the rest of the Heroes' League* Yeah, I'm fine... How's Legault?
Tulip: Annie's tending to him, so he should be okay...
Sonja: *is sitting down next to Reuben, breathing heavily* I think we're good here... We just need to check on Mr. Snow and, if he's still alive, call for GUN to pick him up.
Reuben: *nods* Between Legault's investigation and the samples I picked up, we should have plenty of evidence to put him away.
Flora: *is trying to stay as far away from Entegra as possible*
Lily: Oh, and by the way... *has already joined up with the rest of the Heroes' League* Lillian? We need to talk...
Lillian:
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Entegra:*rushes off with Marian and Marion while dragging Matt behind her*
Matt: Help meeee.
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Flora: *winces*
Knuckles: *is searching for Mr. Snow's body in the rubble... and is suddenly frozen solid*
Luigifan: What the hell?!?
Julie-Su: ._.;
Mr. Snow: *rises from the rubble* Argh... now you've done it... There will be no more holding back. Prepare for a wintry demise!
Damien: o_O;
Garcia: Man, you're persistent... *smirks* Perhaps even as persistent as I am...
Julie-Su: 
Mr. Snow: ._o; *falls unconscious*
Everyone else: *slowly backs away from Julie-Su*
Garcia: *thaws Knuckles*
Knuckles: *did not lose consciousness at all* ...Huh. He sure didn't go down easy...
Sonic: ...You're trying to make a joke, right?
Randy: *is already calling GUN*
Annie: *finishes healing Legault* ...What just happened?
Sonja: Um... well... Mr. Snow just got curbstomped.
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Entegra:*rushes back*
Matt: Have you finally realized the power of friendship?
Entegra: No. I just know that in order to get Your other half I need them. And by extension...*Attempts to eat Mr.Snow but Matt pulls her away*
Matt: Hey, there's a legal system for this! Ask them if you can eat him! ... And since when were you big enough to eat this guy?
Entegra: Ever since pommyman stopped caring. Now let's arrest the leopard and kill Matt already!
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Damien: If you wanna dispose of him, be my guest...
Sonja: Damien!!!
Damien: What? I'm serious, the police aren't gonna be able to do a thing to him...
Luigifan: This case is going straight to GUN! If the info we got from Legault is correct, Mr. Snow's been having a reign of terror over this place; they're not going to let him off easy for what he's done!
Legault: *begins to regain consciousness* Ugh... where am I...
Lindsay: Legault! *hugs him* Are you okay, brother?
Legault: Lindsay? What are you doing here?!?
*some explaining later*
Legault: I see... So Mr. Snow is no longer a threat... Is GUN already on their way?
Luigifan: *nods*
Legault: Then, let's pursue this Dark Matt... I should warn you, though; based on what little intel I have on him, he's something of a wild card. He can either be an absolute joke or an absolute menace... it really depends on how motivated he is.
Luigifan: Heh, we've dealt with that cad before... not a bad way to sum him up, actually.
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Entegra: Hm, I really don't care about that. I just want my daughter back, SO! LET'S! GO!*grabs Matt and runs in Dark Matt's direction at breakneck speeds*
*meanwhile*
D.Matt:*stopped some time ago* Where are they? Did they... Did they forget about me?! Have I become a harmless villain?!
Devin:*struggles to break out of ropes*
D.Matt: Yeah, yeah, do whateva I'll still drag ya back home Dev.
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Sonic: Wow... She may even be half as fast as I am...
Luigifan: Ah, the wonders of adrenaline...
Luigi: How the heck are we gonna keep up...?
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Entegra:*has reached Dark Matt already* Matthew, prepare to-
D.Matt: Nonono. I have decided to be a party boss only. Unless you have four people(familiars not included) I'm not fighting. If you still try to fight, I'll just take your daughter and leave you to your own way of finding the netherworld so tough luck grandma.
Matt: Hey um, we do have more than four people Entegra just left them behind.
D.Matt: Here or they don't count! I'm a busy demon so I'll only give an hour for them to come.
Matt:*runs off to get the others*
Entegra: ... You sir a very very horrid wanker you know that.
D.Matt: Please, I'm at least a "Mother ******' *******"... And how'd you get away with saying "wanker"?
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Luigifan: *is being outran by the entire Heroes' League, and struggling to catch his breath* So... out... of... shape... must... get... more... exercise!
Sonic: Come on, step it up!
Luigifan: I am stepping it up! DX
Mario: *is easily keeping ahead of Luigifan*
Luigi: *is easily keeping up with Mario*
Sonic: Come on, step it up!
Luigifan: DX
Sonic: Come on, step it up!
Luigifan: DX
Tails: -_-;
Sonic: Come on, step it up!
Annie: Luigifan's stamina is horrendous. We get it already. You don't have to keep rubbing it in!
Sonic: Come on, step it up!
Knuckles: Do you want to get your face punched in?!?
Sonic: Come on, step it up!
Luigifan: *breathing very heavily* Now I see... why people... find that taunt... in Brawl... so annoying!!! DX *collapses*
Sonic: *pokes Luigifan* You're too slow!
Luigifan: T_T
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Matt:*runs in and picks up Luigifan* Onward! The boss is just up ahead!*collapses and dies from exhaustion. Revives immediately afterward*
Entegra:*ran over to get everyone to hurry up* Would you quit showing death as cheap and hurry up already!*grabs Luigifan and rushes to and fro picking up anyone she sees as struggling behind and throws them(literally) at Dark Matt*
D.Matt:*dodging* Alright I get it there's a lot of you, can we just fight now!?>_<
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Luigifan: *thrown at Dark Matt* T_T *collides with a building and loses consciousness*
Annie: *begins healing Luigifan*
Flora: *is flinging spheres of holy light at Dark Matt*
Sonja: *is still exhausted from nearly being frozen to death* *is hurled at Dark Matt* D: *manages to ukemi off the ground, but faints afterwards*
Reuben: o_o; *rushes in front of Sonja to protect her*
Sonic: *is running in circles around Dark Matt, occasionally zipping in to deliver a swift punch or kick before retreating out of range* Come on, step it up!
Knuckles: Shut up already! *grabs Sonic and tosses him at Dark Matt*
*meanwhile*
Rouge: So, you're Damien, right?
Damien: *nods* The Heroes' League told me you'd be able to take care of Mr. Snow...
Rouge: That's correct - we've been looking for a good reason to nail him for several weeks now.
Damien: What?
Rouge: Well, the Empire City Police Department was ringing our Justice Department on a regular basis... Kept telling us about this super-scary crime lord they couldn't do jack-shit about...
Damien: That'd be Mr. Snow, all right.
*Suddenly, there's a big explosion several blocks away.*
Mr. Snow: *jolts awake and looks in the direction of the explosion, a look of alarm on his face* Oh dear... The Widelane Theater is under attack?!? Whoever's behind this can't be allowed to get away with it...
Damien: *turns to notice that Mr. Snow has regained consciousness* Oh ****...
Mr. Snow: Hm? You're still here?!?
Rouge: Mr. Snow... You're under arrest for drug trafficking and numerous crimes against the people of Empire City.
Mr. Snow: ...I see. Unortunately, I have no time for you. I must protect the Widelane Theater at all costs. *runs off in the direction that the explosion came from*
Damien: ...Wait, what?
Rouge: ...
*meanwhile*
Marcus: *turns to notice the explosion* What the heck was that?!?
Luigifan: *now conscious again* We can find out after we've beaten Dark Matt!
Marcus: I have a really bad feeling about this...
*Meanwhile, at the Widelane Theater...*
Donald: *is fighting Lucy Round, trying to kill her yet again* Heh heh heh... Prepare to meet your maker, Lucy!!!
Lucy: I don't think so, Donald... You've got some nerve trashing this place!
Donald: Hmph! Theater, performances, acting... They're all nothing more than a bad joke! They are not art - they are too transient to deserve that name! Once you are no more and the Stuffner family reigns supreme, I will demonstrate that fact to the world!
Lucy: Pah! You really wanna know why my family's always been considered superior to yours? It's because you have no sense of ethics or good taste! You claim to be artists, but you're nothing more than madmen, murderers, and megalomaniacs! And until you learn to respect the value of life, you'll never amount to anything!!!
Donald: I don't need to hear your preaching, Round whelp! All I need to do is to destroy you and pave the way for my sons to achieve the artistic greatness that your family has always held out of the Stuffners' reach!
Lucy: *sigh* You just don't listen, do you... You just don't quit! You've tried to destroy me, my family, my friends, and my passion, all for the sake of your twisted ego... If you won't listen to reason, then I'll just have to crush you before you can do any more harm!
Donald: You're the one who's going to be crushed, Lucy!
Lucy: Ha, you wish-
Drawcia: *swoops in from out of nowhere and smashes Lucy with her bulk*
Lucy: DX
Donald:
Mr. Snow: *bursts onto the scene* YOU!!! How dare you destroy this magnificent theater?!?
Donald: ..."Magnificent"? Pah! It's nothing more than filthy pseudo-artistic trash that must be swept away so true artistic greatness can stand in its place! The greatness of the Stuffner clan!
Damien & Rouge: *arrive on the scene immediately after Mr. Snow, having chased him all the way to the theater*
Damien: All right, Mr. Snow, the game's up!
Mr. Snow: I don't have time to deal with you, Damien! This theater is under attack by a madman, and as ruler of this city, it is my duty to put him in his place!
Donald: Hmph. I don't have time for this. I have my nemesis at my mercy... and I don't intend to show her any.
Drawcia: *is keeping Lucy pinned with her Para-Sorceresses*
Lucy: *is struggling to get up, and notices Donald summoning an axe to behead her* ._.;
Donald: There's no escape for you now!
Rouge: *spots that Donald is about to issue a killing blow to Lucy* Mr. Snow has a point. We have a bigger problem to worry about! *immediately calls the Heroes' League*
Mr. Snow: Call for backup if you must, bat girl. I have bigger problems to deal with. *freezes and shatters Donald's axe*
Donald: What the?!?
Lucy: *has been flinching in preparation for the fatal blow, and upon notices that it's not coming, opens her eyes to see Mr. Snow standing between her and Donald* What?!?
Mr. Snow: So, Donald... your entire reason for attacking this theater was to take this girl's life? In that case... I'll make sure that you don't.
Donald: Ugh, another pest to deal with?!? Out of my way, vermin!
Mr. Snow: Those who threaten the Widelane Theater and the people who perform there are my enemies... And I am the last person you want as an enemy. Prepare yourself, Donald... for an icy grave!!! *begins to attack Donald and Drawcia*
Damien: O_o
Rouge: o_O
*meanwhile*
Luigifan: *receives an emergency call from Rouge* What now?!? *pulls back to answer the call*
Rouge: *on the other end of the line* Luigifan? This is Rouge the Bat!
Luigifan: Great. We're kinda busy here... *The rest of the Heroes' League is still fighting Dark Matt in the background* Have you got Mr. Snow?
Rouge: I met with Damien, but Mr. Snow ran off before I could make the arrest! We followed him to the Widelane Theater, and it turns out Donald's attacking the place!
Luigifan: ...What?!?
Rouge: He's about to kill Lucy, and - you're not going to believe this - Mr. Snow's trying to stop him!
Luigifan: ...What?!?
Rouge: Yeah, I can hardly believe it either. Apparently, Donald attacking the Widelane Theater really ticked Mr. Snow off...
Luigifan: Great... He's a real tough cookie, so if he can hold Donald off until we can get there, that'd be great. As is, we're in the middle of a fight, so... I'm gonna have to call you back. *hangs up and resumes fighting Dark Matt*
Marcus: What the heck was that?!?
Luigifan: *repeats what Rouge said*
Marcus: O_O;
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D.Matt: Playtime's over! Give me POWER!*mimics Feral Chaos(a even more monstrous form of Chaos from Final Fantasy)* GRAAAAAAH!
Entegra: What the bloody hell is that!?
Matt: Feral Chaos, an insane version of Chaos. It is highly unstable as a mimicry form, the same attack doing little or lethal damage. At the same time, it is fast despite it's size with unpredictable attacks... In a nutshell one of the highest mimic forms. Of course we'll be fine since he probably can't use EX mode.
D.Matt: DISCORD!*his skin gains a lava like texture*
Matt: fug...*copies Onion Knight and rushes into battle with Entegra*
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Heroes' League:
Luigifan: Feral Chaos?!? ****... At this rate, it'll be a miracle if we make it to the Widelane Theater in time to save Lucy... I can't believe I'm saying this, but I hope Mr. Snow's holding his own in there...
Marcus: *glares angrily at Julie-Su* After having been blasted with a shotgun?!?
Randy: Regardless, since Entegra's never met Lucy, I can't imagine that she'd give a crap about her well-being... If we try to help Lucy before finishing Dark Matt, we're just gonna get dragged back here.
Luigifan: And since Feral Chaos will take a long time to take down... Yeah, we're gonna be lucky if there's anything left of Lucy by the time we find her.
Marcus: *whimper* Then I guess we'll have to hurry... Chaos Boost! *charges at Dark Matt and begins pulverizing him with Chaos Blasts*
*meanwhile*
Donald: *is kicking Mr. Snow's ass* It was really foolish of you to confront me when already wounded... There's no way you can outlast me.
Mr. Snow: I won't let you win, Stuffner! You will answer for your crimes against this bastion of culture!
Drawcia: *is busy smashing Lucy to a pulp*
Lucy: DX
Damien [the wolf]: *is doing absolutely nothing to stop Donald or Drawcia*
Rouge: *is trying to protect Lucy from Drawcia, and failing miserably* For the love of God, Damien, do something!
Damien: I've been defending this city from Mr. Snow for most of my life. Donald Stuffner is my enemy's enemy; there's no reason for me to get in his way.
Rouge: WHAT?!? What kind of defender of justice are you?
Damien: The kind who's content to sit back and watch a lesser evil destroy a greater one. Donald said himself that he's only interested in eliminating his rival. If Mr. Snow's gonna get himself killed trying to stop him, then that's fine by me. And if this Lucy girl has to get killed along with him, oh well.
Rouge: WHAT?!?!?
Damien: Technically, Donald's doing me a huge favor by eliminating Mr. Snow. So I'm not gonna get in his way. The Widelane Theater can always be rebuilt. Sometimes big prices must be paid to put down a huge threat.
Rouge: Trust me, Mr. Snow is small potatoes compared to Donald! Am I gonna have to read out Donald's rap sheet to you?
Damien: *is already walking away*
Donald: *punches Mr. Snow across the room* Now the curtains close on the Round family legacy... never to rise again!!!!
Lucy: T_T
Rouge: 
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Matt:*stabbing D.Matt like crazy* There's some good news though...
Entegra:*has managed to break one of Dark Matt's legs* I wouldn't "give a crap if a knew her.
Matt: *ignoring Entegra* As stated the form is unstable, a lucky attack could end up doing infinite damage but*Dark Matt gets a hit on Matt and follows with Ragnum Dei, but skips the forality right into Nexus Ultimus [link] . Matt falls to the ground but gets back up immediately.*
Everyone: *mildly shocked that he survived*
Matt: What, just because he has EX mode doesn't mean he has much else. Anyway I'm not needed here, see ya.*heads back to save Lucy*
Entegra: *has grabbed Dark Matt by the tail and is doing Metronomic Man Mashing with him* Coward.
D.Matt:*the force of the impacts force Dark Matt into pommy mimicry*>_<
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Pommy: ._. *just stares at Dark Matt* Ummm...
Everyone else: *leaves Dark Matt to be mauled by Entegra*
Marcus: *rushes to the Widelane Theater*
*at the Widelane Theater*
Mr. Snow: *is barely managing to protect Lucy with Rouge's assistance*
Donald: *If you know what's good for you, you will step aside!!!
Marcus: *arrives on the scene in the nick of time* Lucy!!! *rushes to protect her*
Lucy: ... *in a very feeble voice; clearly, she's already almost done for* M-Marcus??
Donald: Wha- not you!!!
Annie & Sonja: *have pretty much dragged Damien back to the Widelane Theater*
Sonja: Some hero you are!!!
Damien: Ow! Okay, fine, I'll help Lucy... But only 'cause you're asking me to!
Mr. Snow: Ugh... Not you guys...
Annie: Relax, Mr. Snow, we don't like Donald either. ...Though you're still going to jail after this.
Mr. Snow: If the Widelane Theater and its performers are safe, I can live with that. Now, let's eliminate that scoundrel! *directs one last death glare at Donald*
Remainder of the Heroes' League: *arrive on the scene immediately afterwards*
Shadow: *immediately rushes to support Rouge*
Knuckles: *mutters something about being disappointed that Rouge isn't dead by now*
Sonic: *gives Knuckles a dirty look*
Donald: I won't retreat... Not when I'm so close... Lucy. Will. DIE!!!!! *summons The Magician from The House Of The Dead to assist him, then summons a huge storm of knives and launches them directly at Lucy*
Lucy: ._.; *braces herself for the impact*
Marcus: Chaos Wall! *erects a wall of Chaos Energy in front of Lucy to deflect the knives*
Lucy:
Magician: *fries Marcus*
Lucy:
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(The Magician's theme: "Theme of the Magician" from The House of the Dead)
Here's the remix from The House of the Dead 4 Special. Not as good as the original IMO, but the fight is awesome.
Finally, the HOTD wiki article for the Magician. Because I might as well.
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Matt:*mistakes the Magician for Rahu and mimics a custom robo as a counter* Moer DAKKA time!*uses machine gun like crazy but misses quite a lot*
M+M:*suddenly appear and try to hold the Magician in place*
Matt: Huh?
Devin: Friends! Devin and mommy will help now!
Entegra:*doesn't seem pleased to be helping Matt*
Magician:*throws off Marion who hits Matt*
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*Quite a few of Matt's shots actually do connect... but fail to hit the Magician's weak spots, and therefore do no damage*
Magician: ... *flicks Marian off, as if swatting away an annoying fly*
Luigifan: *is also firing at the Magician, and barely resisting the urge to facepalm* Aim for the exposed muscles!!!! That's the only way you'll cause any damage!!!
Annie: *is healing Marcus*
Drawcia: *is trying to launch a sneak attack on Lucy*
Kirby: *notices Drawcia* ...You again...
Drawcia: ...Kirby. It's been a while since our last encounter.
Kirby: Indeed it has. Causing trouble as usual?
Drawcia: Hmph. Trouble, you say... All I want is to expand the Art Flow... to weaken the barriers between it and your world...
Kirby: And kill the vast majority of lifeforms in the universe in the process? Hell, no. You're going down. *attacks Drawcia*
Drawcia: *begins fighting Kirby*
Mr. Snow: *is trying to freeze Donald solid, but isn't having much success thanks to the Magician's presence* Those who defile this city will feel my wrath!!!
Legault: Like your drug trafficking hasn't defiled it already?
Mr. Snow: Shut up before I kill you again.
Lily: Try it and there won't be a teaspoon of blood left in your body by the time I'm finished with you!
Legault: ...*is trying not to blush upon hearing Lily defend him*
Sonja: *is explaining the list of Donald's atrocities to Damien, including demolishing a theater in Station Square during the middle of a large performance and trying to murder all of Lucy's friends in an attempt to destroy her will to live*
Damien: *is completely horrified* And I thought Mr. Snow was bad... this Donald guy is a megalomaniac!!!!
Sonja: And yet you seriously considered letting Donald win, just so he'd get rid of Mr. Snow?!?
Damien: I didn't even know about all the stuff he's done... All that just to get rid of one girl?!? Just because he hates her family for one-upping his?!? Dear God, I think I'm going to be sick...
Luigifan: Yeah, Damien, that was a pretty horrible Lelouch Lamperouge impersonation you pulled there.
Sonja and Damien:
Annie: *finishes healing Marcus, and begins healing Lucy*
Donald: Don't even think about it! Magician, attack!!!
Magician: *launches a fireball at Annie*
Luigifan: *shoots the fireball down without missing a beat* Nice try, Donald, but I've gotten pretty good at deflecting projectiles over the years. Keeping Pipsy from getting scorched by Garcia was great practice, now that I think about it.
Garcia: *notices Matt looking at him curiously* Argh! Why did you have to bring that up?!?
Luigifan: The Magician's fighting style is quite similar to yours; the comparison was just too easy to make. *continues battling the Magician*
Garcia: >_<;
Pipsy: *to Matt* It's a long story... I'll tell you after this is done.
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Matt: How was I supposed to know? I've never played house of the dead!*Fires like crazy at the magician, His aim is no better though*
M+M:*deflect some of the bullets at the Magician's weak point*
Entegra:*turns her focus on Donald since she doesn't have any other target*(I wonder what he tastes like)*hides in the shadows to prepare a sneak attack*
Devin:*is trying not to freak out from the excitement*
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Magician: *continues hurling fireballs at Annie and Lucy, all of which are shot down by Luigifan*
Donald: Hmph... I'm getting tired of this... *summons a tendril of paint and grabs Luigifan*
Luigifan: Oh crap...
Donald: *snarls at Luigifan* I won't allow you to continue defending my target... Prepare to die! *is bitten by Entegra*
Entegra: *falls violently ill due to inadvertently consuming essence from the Art Flow*
Donald: *chuckles as he notices Entegra* The Art Flow is deathly poisonous to those who cannot harness its power. Squirm in your folly, spider, for your remaining time in this world is short. As for those who can harness the power of the Art Flow... It continually fills them with strength, granting them superhuman endurance. Your foolish attack has done virtually nothing- *begins succumbing to Entegra's venom* Urk! W-what?!? *drops to the ground, unable to continue levitating* Th... this cannot be!!!
Luigifan: *is released from Donald's attack and dropped to the ground* Oof! *quickly checks to make sure that he didn't land on Entegra*
Lucy: *slowly gets up as the combination of her own regenerative abilities and Annie's healing gives her enough energy to rise back to her feet* The Art Flow can only do so much at once... Looks like the spider's venom is strong enough to overcome your regenerative capabilities. It's over now!
Drawcia: *is smashed into the wall behind Donald, having taken a vicious blow from Kirby* Oof...
Kirby: Hah! Have you bothered to learn any new tricks? I could beat you with my legs tied together!
Donald: *struggles to his feet* T-this isn't the end! Your death will come soon enough, Lucy! This I promise! I will destroy you and everything that you hold dear! Acting is nothing more than a farce... *collapses*
Drawcia: Donald? *picks him up, then glares at the Heroes' League* You insolent little pests... You will soon pay the price for interfering with the vision of the King and Queen of Art! *retreats into the Art Flow with Donald*
Lucy: You cowards!!!
Mr. Snow: *snarling* He... he got away?!? No! I can't allow this! *bolts out of the Widelane Theater*
Damien: What the... Gah! *chases Mr. Snow* Get back here, you sonuvabitch!
Luigifan: *looking around for Entegra, and finally finds her* Oh dear... Hey, Annie, we need some help over here!!!
Annie: *heads over to Luigifan* What is it- *notices Entegra dying* ...Oh... *begins healing Entegra*
Luigifan: Entegra... If you can hear me... Thanks for saving me.
Lucy: Uh, guys... *points to the Magician, who is charging up an enormous fireball*
Luigifan: 0_o; Oh crap... *begins frantically shooting the Magician's weak points in an effort to disrupt the attack*
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Devin: MOMMY!!!:cryng:*runs over to Entegra, but by loosing her will to fight has rendered Marion and Marian as useless as normal puppets*
Matt:*runs in between the Magician and everyone* Mimic skill 66! Martyr!*takes the entire fireball and prevents anyone else from being hit. Looses a life tough*
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