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Published: 2008-09-15 01:42:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 2386; Favourites: 51; Downloads: 50
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How many licks does it take to get someone to bother someone?ONE!
..I tried to do cute.
Jackle and Chamelan (c) Sega
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HOW MANY LICKS!?
D8
And now we wait for the abundace of not-so-subtle Tootsie Pop jokes that we will definetly see rollin' (in).
And we most certainly will be hatin'.
XP
The picture was hilarious though so it's all good 8D
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I'm still waiting on those not-so-subtle jokes. Most I see if "Poor Jackle." XD
Chamelan, the victim of hate crimes! What a world...
Thank you so much! ^_^
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omg XD chamelan looks soo cute X3 i wanna hug em,power to the lizards!
and poor jackle XD *gives him a new lolli*
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Thanks! Lizard power! XD
And Jackle will make sure not to get with in ten feet of Chamelan with his new lolli!
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He always gets the short end of the stick. XD
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O_o But does it come with the tootsie roll center still on it?
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...can I use this as my desktop? Please? 8D I love Chamelan's expression...I can just picture what they're saying:
Chamelan: ^_^ My mummy says I'm a GOOD boy!
Jackle: Hey, no fair, no fair! D8 You cheat!
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Sure thing! Go ahead! I actually designed this in thought of a background. X3
That's what I was going for. 8D
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I've noticed that about those two...they've got SUCH a love-hate relationship going on, don't they?
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It looks like it. It's probably one of those friendships where you annoy the heck out of one another, but hang out anyways. XD
Probably the only ones that will tolerate playing card games is each other.
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Those are some of the best kinds. ^^ ESPECIALLY when you're planning an apocalyptic world war with the Real World Badguys versus the Fictional ones...
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..and you KNOW they can do it! They're like...Power Rangers. Only better. XD
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The only problem is, after ACHIEVING world domination..how will they divide it up?
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But what about all the villains in the army? Won't THEY want something?
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Chamelan and Jackle with strategically have them knocked off during the course of the venture! At least the ones they don't like...
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Or the ones they can't use anymore? And that's a VERY excellent observation. o_o
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I had to use my keen detective skills I learned from BATMAN!
You just know they'd think the herds a bit. X3
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Good point...but they'd need a generous retirement plan! o_o Or better yet! Give 'em all really good life insurance and watch them all kill eachother so they can collect...
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That's even better! They won't even have to get their hands dirty! XD
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But what should they promise for the insurance?...
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Hmm...*debates about the insurance*
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"...FREE! One Princess Zelda and One Princess Peach in two Slave Girl bakinis to the last man standing!"
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I'm sure a few heroes would go in for that too! XD
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8D A PACKAGE deal! Not only will the lesser villains be killed off, but so will a few MAJOR heroes! I can imagine...
Peach: >_< I'm freezing! *in a slave girl bakini* This is inhumane!
Customer Service: Oh, pipe down. *holding chains for both of them...*
Zelda: The king of Hyrule WILL hear about this! )8<
CS: *smug* He already has--he's the highest bidder so far.
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OH YES!
...Yay Customer Service!
Marx: ...I will spare your life if you give meh the womenz. >3
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Yeaaaaaah. >3
...Do you think Meta Knight is bidding?
Peach: *Checking the length of her chain to see if itβs long enough to strangle either Customer Service, or herselfβ¦*
Zelda: *whispering to Peach* Wait, Peach! 8D I have an ideaβ¦*whisperwhisperwhisper*
CS: >D Suuure, you can have them...for the right PRICE, that is...
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Hmm...I don't know about Meta Knight. He probably snoops around the villain circles, because anti-heroes can do that kind of thing. XD
Marx:...Err...I've got...glittering....er...jewel...things...LOOK OVER THERE! *swoop and steal*
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What about anti-VILLAINS? You know, like Hannibal Lector, whoβs actually a very charming hostβ¦up until itβs time for dinner, that isβ¦can they go wandering around the HEROES circle? 8D
Zelda: O8< Transform! *turns into Sheik, and is suddenly a man!*
Peach: *shrieks* EEEEEK!
CS: D8< Get BACK here! *fires a tranquilizer dart* *it hits Marx in the back*
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Everyone but Hannibal. He's on the not invite list. XP
Marx:...He just shot my hat...YOU JUST SHOT A BIG DART INTO MUH HAT! I'MA FIRING MUH LAZER! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARH!
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Aww. But he made his special recipe, though! D8 He even cooked up some Mexican food!
Hannibal: >8D Yes, yes, I believe the gentleman WAS Latino...
CS: *dodges it* I'm sorry, I didn't mean to--HOLY CRAP WHAT'S THAT?! D8 *points to something just behind Marx, fires a trapgun at him* *it catches him in a huge, inbreakable bubble* I'll be taking THOSE back, thank you. *takes back the two girls, then stops a minute*...oh, to heck with it. *drags Marx back, too*...Ladies and Gentlemen, and Fangirls of all ages! It seems we have a NEW item up for sale!
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And thus, the politically correct heroes find that racist and put him on the ban/block list. Better luck next time, Lector. Du
Marx: Wot wot? I KEEEEEEEEEEEEELL JOO ALL! RWEJASPDFJSPFOJ! *blasting away around bubble*...oh wait...yeah...*teleports out*
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Poor Hannibal. D=>...what about all the politically INcorrect heroes? 8D
Customer Service: *pulls out a megaphone* Ladies and gents, I'm afraid our top item tonight is on the run. Feel free to track him down and rip eachother to pieces trying to win him, as he will go to the last man standing!
*the mob of Marx Fans charges after him, shouting death cries*
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Hmm. They walk a fine line. XD
Marx: *scream and flies up* Wait wait wait! If you...HELP ME RIP CUSTOMER SERVICE TO SHREADS...I will...er...make you all ...something special when I rule Popstar...yesss.
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Because on one hand, they're saving the world or something, but on the OTHER, they ARE being a total jerk! XD
CS: *snakesmile* You'll have to wait years from now to be able to get it! But by following MY directions, you get instant gratification, guaranteed!
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bad chameleon! bad! no licking jackle's loli!=[
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Someone needs to get him his own candy! XD
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xD Omg, That s-so funny! Poor Lolly pop, i feel for you.
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Chamelan: Tastes like Nightopian! ^o^!
Jackle: *sniffle*
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Wizeman: What have I told you, Chamelan. Keep your tongue to yourself! *waves finger at him*
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Chamelan: but it looks so yummy! ^o^
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Wizeman: I will get you your OWN candy. Don't lick other peoples!
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