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i use you
to wipe my ass
and other parts of my disgusting body

i use you
in my science project
to make the fucking model
of whatever it's called

i use you
to decorate the neibors tree
and occasionally their house

i use you
to clean the coke
i just spilled on my shirt

i use you
as last minute christmas gifts
for people i forgot about

i use you
to put my used gum in
when it starts to taste like monkey ass

i use you
to clean the stick fuzzy thing
off my floor

i can name a million other ways
i use you
but i'm too damn lazy

so thank, toilet paper
for being there when i needed you

Description
i use you
to wipe my ass
and other parts of my disgusting body

i use you
in my science project
to make the fucking model
of whatever it's called

i use you
to decorate the neibors tree
and occasionally their house

i use you
to clean the coke
i just spilled on my shirt

i use you
as last minute christmas gifts
for people i forgot about

i use you
to put my used gum in
when it starts to taste like monkey ass

i use you
to clean the stick fuzzy thing
off my floor

i can name a million other ways
i use you
but i'm too damn lazy

so thank, toilet paper
for being there when i needed you