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I've seen many bizzare pairings in the history of fandom including fanfics about someone's Hunchback OC going out with Frollo (and said character being from a time period that takes place AFTER Hunchback, millions of years after), a Human Centipede fanfic in which the main character falls for Doctor Heiter (both of these fanfics exist), numerous poor trollfics including one with a character who is borderline genocidal (said character in fact KILLS the leader of one of my fanon species, that species being 'Grinches' and eats his heart), as well as WTF fanfics like for example a Twilight fanfic in which Bella goes out with different guys including believe it or not Russell Brand (yeah, the comedian) and even ones such as the infamous one where apparently Justin Beiber has a daughter in high school. But there was never been any pairings quite as insane as this....and that's counting the alternate Biker Mice Fanwork I read in which Charlene Davidson is pregnant and guess who's the father....Limburger is! Yeeeah...I seriously doubt that Limburger would make a good parent. The pairing in particular...Donald Trump and Dawn Bellwether.

As you know the character of Dawn Bellwether has been compared to him and it has gotten to the point that someone has ever paired the two of them up. Why? Just why? First of all.. for those who don't know, Trump is well...he's pretty much who he is, Donald J.Trump, businessman, reality show host, real estate mogul, tax returns-evader and just about everything you can think of. He has had cameos in shows like The Drew Carey Show, Fresh Prince Of Bel Air and quite a few movies including Zoolander and Home Alone 2, he also is partially responsible for ruining the WWE. He also appeared as Waldo's Dad in 'Little Rascals' , appeared in commercials for McDonalds AND Pizza Hut, has had his own terrible bad boardgame, is the inspiration for Biff Tannen from Back To The Future (alternate 1985 Biff is based on him too), and more than likely inspired Christopher Walken's character in Batman Returns. And out of all the Disney villains to get compared to him, it's Dawn? Not Frollo, Not Ratcliffe...not even Scar or Prince John but Dawn? All those comparisons are extremely harsh. Also...yeah, someone thought it would be clever to pair them up. Eeeeew...I have no idea. What's wrong with this picture? Well let's take a look.

Let's see....one is an adorable anthropomorphic sheep who is a tragic villain with a crippling fear of predators and the voice of Jenny Slate and the other is a real life former reality game-show host, business-man and now politician with the worst display of attitude problems I have ever seen. The first one is a small, cuddly little sheep-woman and the latter is 6'2 and 236lbs of stupid who looks like a humanoid goldfish. This is bizarre and just plain icky. For one thing...eeeew! I don't know what drugs or psycho serum you've been taking but there is no way Dawn would love a man as horrible and repulsive as Trump. Also Trump has kids AND grand-kids, and has been married three times and divorced twice. Dawn was in a movie that won an Oscar. And Trump was in a movie that won several Razzies and won him one as well. That movie for the former by the way is of course Zootopia. And the latter was a movie called Ghosts Can't Do It which was a depressing 'comedy' about a man who kills himself due to not being able to get it on due to being too old and features a scene where Trumpty here is flirting with legendary sex symbol Bo Derek. I'm not kidding, that scene is actually real and it is on Youtube - she even calls him 'pretty'. Okay...that's just something that I find hard to believe. Unless of course you like people who resemble goldfish, tabby cats or any other orange creature. It just is sickening that someone would pair up Dawn with THIS idiot. Have they any idea how sick that is? That man is in the words of Newman from Seinfeld...a useless pustule.

Dawn and Trump will NEVER look good together no matter what anyone thinks. They have nothing in common and they are nothing alike in the slightest. Also in case you can't already tell, it's disgusting and wrong and this type of thing irks me. Dawn would NOT fall for that orange loser since she is not like him and is more than likely made of stronger stuff than that.

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I've seen many bizzare pairings in the history of fandom including fanfics about someone's Hunchback OC going out with Frollo (and said character being from a time period that takes place AFTER Hunchback, millions of years after), a Human Centipede fanfic in which the main character falls for Doctor Heiter (both of these fanfics exist), numerous poor trollfics including one with a character who is borderline genocidal (said character in fact KILLS the leader of one of my fanon species, that species being 'Grinches' and eats his heart), as well as WTF fanfics like for example a Twilight fanfic in which Bella goes out with different guys including believe it or not Russell Brand (yeah, the comedian) and even ones such as the infamous one where apparently Justin Beiber has a daughter in high school. But there was never been any pairings quite as insane as this....and that's counting the alternate Biker Mice Fanwork I read in which Charlene Davidson is pregnant and guess who's the father....Limburger is! Yeeeah...I seriously doubt that Limburger would make a good parent. The pairing in particular...Donald Trump and Dawn Bellwether.

As you know the character of Dawn Bellwether has been compared to him and it has gotten to the point that someone has ever paired the two of them up. Why? Just why? First of all.. for those who don't know, Trump is well...he's pretty much who he is, Donald J.Trump, businessman, reality show host, real estate mogul, tax returns-evader and just about everything you can think of. He has had cameos in shows like The Drew Carey Show, Fresh Prince Of Bel Air and quite a few movies including Zoolander and Home Alone 2, he also is partially responsible for ruining the WWE. He also appeared as Waldo's Dad in 'Little Rascals' , appeared in commercials for McDonalds AND Pizza Hut, has had his own terrible bad boardgame, is the inspiration for Biff Tannen from Back To The Future (alternate 1985 Biff is based on him too), and more than likely inspired Christopher Walken's character in Batman Returns. And out of all the Disney villains to get compared to him, it's Dawn? Not Frollo, Not Ratcliffe...not even Scar or Prince John but Dawn? All those comparisons are extremely harsh. Also...yeah, someone thought it would be clever to pair them up. Eeeeew...I have no idea. What's wrong with this picture? Well let's take a look.

Let's see....one is an adorable anthropomorphic sheep who is a tragic villain with a crippling fear of predators and the voice of Jenny Slate and the other is a real life former reality game-show host, business-man and now politician with the worst display of attitude problems I have ever seen. The first one is a small, cuddly little sheep-woman and the latter is 6'2 and 236lbs of stupid who looks like a humanoid goldfish. This is bizarre and just plain icky. For one thing...eeeew! I don't know what drugs or psycho serum you've been taking but there is no way Dawn would love a man as horrible and repulsive as Trump. Also Trump has kids AND grand-kids, and has been married three times and divorced twice. Dawn was in a movie that won an Oscar. And Trump was in a movie that won several Razzies and won him one as well. That movie for the former by the way is of course Zootopia. And the latter was a movie called Ghosts Can't Do It which was a depressing 'comedy' about a man who kills himself due to not being able to get it on due to being too old and features a scene where Trumpty here is flirting with legendary sex symbol Bo Derek. I'm not kidding, that scene is actually real and it is on Youtube - she even calls him 'pretty'. Okay...that's just something that I find hard to believe. Unless of course you like people who resemble goldfish, tabby cats or any other orange creature. It just is sickening that someone would pair up Dawn with THIS idiot. Have they any idea how sick that is? That man is in the words of Newman from Seinfeld...a useless pustule.

Dawn and Trump will NEVER look good together no matter what anyone thinks. They have nothing in common and they are nothing alike in the slightest. Also in case you can't already tell, it's disgusting and wrong and this type of thing irks me. Dawn would NOT fall for that orange loser since she is not like him and is more than likely made of stronger stuff than that.