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MoonEcho — Ah, yes, 'Rapture' [NSFW]

Published: 2011-05-22 14:23:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 2973; Favourites: 95; Downloads: 23
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Description Gosh I'm glad the world didn't end yesterday!

Done in HASTY-SKETCHOVISION at the brilliant suggestion of the BSN forum.

The Turian Councillor Velarn belongs to Bioware, doomsday predictions belong to mad batarian prophets.
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Comments: 32

RMTG [2012-12-14 06:04:33 +0000 UTC]

I was thinking the city in Bioshock when he said that~~
Funny~~

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AmethystSadachbia [2012-01-12 18:26:24 +0000 UTC]

You know what's funny, in the one or two places the Bible mentions the Rapture, it never says it's the righteous who will be taken. It just says that out of two random people doing stuff, one will be taken and one left behind. It never specifies if the person left behind is the sinner or the good Christian.

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virtualmorrigan [2011-10-30 09:18:43 +0000 UTC]

Epic.

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XxBefore-I-SleepxX [2011-10-27 23:41:59 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, morons... The people who believe the mad rantings of the so called "rapture". We have dismissed that claim.

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ChozianArt [2011-08-02 16:09:55 +0000 UTC]

SO FUNNY. When the guy was like "the world's gonna end May 11" I knew It wouldn't, but I told my boss I wasn't working because "the world's going to end"

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mbrsart [2011-06-18 17:51:40 +0000 UTC]

Guess who else dismisses that claim: The Bible. The Bible clearly states that "The Lord will descend to the earth with a SHOUT," and that "Every eye shall see." Besides, it also says not to set dates.

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Super-Metal-Sonic [2011-05-29 22:24:50 +0000 UTC]

HAHA oh man, this is so perfect, I can actulley hear the Counciller saying that

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Romin-I [2011-05-24 01:25:10 +0000 UTC]

Very nice.

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wowgypsy [2011-05-23 16:38:55 +0000 UTC]

This made me snerk.

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amiko16 [2011-05-23 07:01:10 +0000 UTC]

ILU

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Seanfall [2011-05-23 03:17:23 +0000 UTC]

He just went from asshole to Aces in my book.

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theifkingbakura1 [2011-05-22 23:53:58 +0000 UTC]

There need to be bumper stickers saying "Ah Yes. Reapers" with this guy on it

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Dystopianwhispers [2011-05-22 22:43:09 +0000 UTC]

I have nothing clever to say in the face of this cleverness, just a heartfelt BRILLIANT!!

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flare8521 [2011-05-22 21:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Just... genius

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Lord-Nathorama [2011-05-22 20:07:35 +0000 UTC]

Random Interviwer: Well that my be the case but that doesn't answer are question about the extranet video we found of you singing to music from Cowbell.....care to explain that?

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LINCARD1000 [2011-05-22 19:40:10 +0000 UTC]

Speaking of video games, every time someone mentions "rapture" I keep wanting to ask them, "Have you been playing Bioshock?"

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Lorcan0c [2011-05-22 18:19:08 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha, awesome!!

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MrKnight360 [2011-05-22 18:16:47 +0000 UTC]

This is so freaking awesome.

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Herr-Wozzeck [2011-05-22 18:10:40 +0000 UTC]



You have just won a free internet, my good friend.

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theAirie [2011-05-22 18:05:32 +0000 UTC]

for a second i liked the turian councilor

but just for a second

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Caffeineghost [2011-05-22 17:28:26 +0000 UTC]

That claim has been dismissed. Oh yes!

This is awesome.

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NanQuan [2011-05-22 17:25:29 +0000 UTC]

I gotta say, the whole rapture thing was hilarious though. Kinda sad it's over. What are my friends and I supposed to make fun of at the beach all day now?

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GalacticGhidorah [2011-05-22 17:01:51 +0000 UTC]

That was my general attitude yesterday and the day before lol. Two of my friends had the same mindset, but one of my other friends didn't. So my Facebook status was filled with "The world is ending" and "the world isn't ending" comments.

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PenumbralBeast [2011-05-22 16:44:49 +0000 UTC]

..epic.

fucking.


win.

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Skyward-Dreamer [2011-05-22 15:54:02 +0000 UTC]

Ha ha!

Don't you just love this guy?

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Nocte-Vagus [2011-05-22 15:46:21 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, this is great you should send this to them.
I'd love to see their faces right about now, dumbasses.

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gaulker [2011-05-22 15:03:06 +0000 UTC]

Almost feel bad for the congregation, they got pretty indoctrinated Harold Campinger

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Nocte-Vagus In reply to gaulker [2011-05-22 15:44:21 +0000 UTC]

Indoctrinated by the Reapers.... XD

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DRFronkensteen [2011-05-22 14:45:48 +0000 UTC]

lol

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LovgrenO [2011-05-22 14:35:12 +0000 UTC]

Valern being awesome as always.

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AmethystSadachbia In reply to LovgrenO [2012-01-12 18:26:47 +0000 UTC]

Is his name Valern or Velarn? He's not canonically named in-game anywhere, is he? I called him "Velarn" in my fancomic... >_>

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LovgrenO In reply to AmethystSadachbia [2012-01-12 18:32:03 +0000 UTC]

I have heard both names frequently so it's probably safe to use whatever name you prefer.

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