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“Delaney!!” the sprite called from the kitchen, “Dinner’s ready!!”

    “I’M ON A DIET!” the otter replied stubbornly.

The sprite tutted as she tapped the wooden spatula against the wok, the cannabis stew steaming dreadfully in her green freckled face. That damn animal was no better than her weasel relatives. With a sparkle and a crack, Marvin the Cat materialized on the countertop. His whiskers twitched at the smell of his wife’s latest culinary blunder.

    “I told you that’s illegal.” he chastised, reaching for the cookie jar and opening it with some difficulty because his paws lacked opposable thumbs.

   The sprite sighed in exasperation.

    “Well, it was half off at Tesco’s, what was I supposed to do? Delaney needs her vitamins and she won’t eat anything else on her stupid diet!”

   Marvin shook his head, his mouth full of snickerdoodle crumbs.

    “Shoulda gotten a Chihuahua,” he mumbled.

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“Delaney!!” the sprite called from the kitchen, “Dinner’s ready!!”

    “I’M ON A DIET!” the otter replied stubbornly.

The sprite tutted as she tapped the wooden spatula against the wok, the cannabis stew steaming dreadfully in her green freckled face. That damn animal was no better than her weasel relatives. With a sparkle and a crack, Marvin the Cat materialized on the countertop. His whiskers twitched at the smell of his wife’s latest culinary blunder.

    “I told you that’s illegal.” he chastised, reaching for the cookie jar and opening it with some difficulty because his paws lacked opposable thumbs.

   The sprite sighed in exasperation.

    “Well, it was half off at Tesco’s, what was I supposed to do? Delaney needs her vitamins and she won’t eat anything else on her stupid diet!”

   Marvin shook his head, his mouth full of snickerdoodle crumbs.

    “Shoulda gotten a Chihuahua,” he mumbled.