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Published: 2005-01-19 03:13:25 +0000 UTC; Views: 144; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 12
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he asked of me questions 3who is sam, was his first question for me
why, sam i am, i said to he
THATS WHAT YOU THINK, said he, unto me
sam i am, i think i be, so for i am....wtf?
LIES, said man wearing scarlet gi, CURSE UPON THEE
so he curse`d me. sam was now canned spam.
no cookies to be had for sam. who was now salted ham.
lesson number one: doesnt matter what ur name is, sam i am is not the correct answer.
lesson number two: a brave man such as sam deserves a cookie, but brave men die, and cowards eat cookies.
lesson number three: avoid loud old men in scarlit gi's shouting loud admonitions of passing peasents.
lesson number four: spam tastes like shit, though i assume, as i have never tried it.
lesson number five: yes i am alreAdy sorry for posting this, but its OK, i am ThAT bored with NORMAL lettering, SO I AM
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n. blame E. E. Cummings.
lesson number six: Fe ar blaCk pixie magic.
lesson number seven: Dont FeAr the black PIXies.
