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Published: 2009-07-03 00:16:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 627; Favourites: 4; Downloads: 5
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Description I will not cook for you.  It is both
lack of interest an lack of talent because
my Southern mother gave me
strong white teeth
Yes sir no ma’am,
and grandma’s pearls, but not
the family lust for spatulas
and Mix well.
So no,
I will not cook (for lack of trying
I assure you.)
But for you, I will singe fingertips
on dishwasher hot plates and
rinse saucepans and
most likely call for takeout.
The dog will live unwalked if he
is left to my devices.
The tulips from that garden shop
by your parents’ house will never have
the cool, wet courage to kiss up towards sun.
And the sheets on our bed will stay unmade
and wild in knots.
So our dog will be a rolling caricature,
our garden a mass of whatever it has
dreamed itself to be, and our bed
will always keep on hand
the memories of our
bodies and how
we lay just
so.
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Comments: 13

Ypres [2009-10-10 03:03:15 +0000 UTC]

Amusing, to the point, and full of character. Loves.

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ClaudiaCasanova [2009-07-16 04:05:28 +0000 UTC]

Wow, I fear we have similar interests.

wondeful poem.

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MsCellanea In reply to ClaudiaCasanova [2009-07-21 19:48:51 +0000 UTC]

Haha, it's nice to know that I'm not the only one.

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somebodysfriend [2009-07-08 04:37:38 +0000 UTC]

i like this. these are things my man's going to learn to deal with whether he likes it or not

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silentsirenssong [2009-07-07 02:55:06 +0000 UTC]

Great poem. You're very talented.

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MsCellanea In reply to silentsirenssong [2009-07-07 14:51:29 +0000 UTC]

Thank you, and thanks for the read!

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DifferentLikeYou [2009-07-05 11:10:33 +0000 UTC]

I love this. As usual, your writing leaves me speechless.

Thankfully, my boyfriend does all those kinds of things for me. One day I got up too late to make myself lunch and had no money to buy any and he was just like, "Oh, it's ok, I thought you might have forgotten so I made you some" and he always cooks amazing food for me because all I can manage is toast or spaghetti bolognaise at a stretch. It's pretty awesome

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MsCellanea In reply to DifferentLikeYou [2009-07-07 14:52:43 +0000 UTC]

That is simply too cute. Not being able to cook is such a curse, no? Good thing you've got a man who is always prepared.

Thank you for the read, I appreciate it!

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DifferentLikeYou In reply to MsCellanea [2009-07-13 09:50:16 +0000 UTC]

Absolutely. My Mother despairs of me. I discovered recently that I can make a decent coffee cake from scratch with no help though! Yaay.

No problem, it is always a pleasure.

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takenoko [2009-07-03 21:55:03 +0000 UTC]

Ahaha, I like this. I feel like I should write one for my future husband also. XD

It's true.

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MsCellanea In reply to takenoko [2009-07-04 21:02:34 +0000 UTC]

Haha, it's a good thing to keep in mind. I just feel like he'll deserve some fair warning.

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Starsong-Studio [2009-07-03 03:01:49 +0000 UTC]

Ya.

Good luck, sister!

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MsCellanea In reply to Starsong-Studio [2009-07-03 03:04:38 +0000 UTC]

Amen, I'll need it! Thanks for the read.

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