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Nathanomir — Run, Ted, Run!
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Published: 2018-06-06 07:02:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 1372; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 76
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Forget the Lord Lard Cheerleader Spank, and I know you’re trying to. It’s the Tiny Ted Fantasy Bikini Ass Whup! Because Ted begged for it. Because you demanded it.
Ted keeps trying to figure out why Aura doesn’t cast a spell into his back, why Valkyria hasn’t run circles around him, and why that new flying girl is lagging behind. He’s heard of Whysper, and tangled with Chastity, but they seem to be playing with him. Then something dawns on young Theodore. There’s supposed to be another one. Isn’t there a girl called Strykana?
No, I’m not starting an artjam. But feel free to play along if you want. Ted’s buttocks is big enough for multiple whuppings.
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Comments: 51
OH my god this man is a disgrace to men everywhere!
Whatever they are going to do to him HE DESERVES IT !!!!!!!!!!!
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He's gonna get an Ashe kicking!
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It would be bad enough if Aura or Katie caught him. But ... Well ... His head will make a nice artificial satellite.
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I marvel that he fit into that suit! 
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Hammerbabe about to put him away.
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And she will too, because that's how my bae rolls! This is why she makes me... mmmmmmmm!
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He's better suited for this kind of abuse.
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An even more tempting target?
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Ted? More like a whipping boy.
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I'd like to see what led up to this 
Ted probably mouthed off to Andi, Aura over heard it, the rest of the girls ganged up on him, forced him into that costume, then told him to run as if his life depended on it.
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All the while, the Secret Weapon (Jessie) maneuvered out ahead to get a good shot at his oversized head.
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Jessie: "Hey Ted! SURPRISE!"
Tiny Ted: "What?"
Jessie: *bash*
Andromeda: "HOLY SHIT!"
Chastity: "Wow...I didn't know Ted could pirouette like that!"
Aura: "I was not aware such a portly fellow could run like the wind...when properly motivated, of course!"
Katie: "Yeah...the flying teeth really add to ambience, don't you agree?"
Stephanie: "He almost looks like the Tasmanian Devil there..."
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What has been seen cannot be unseen! The horror! The horror!
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For one brief moment, it looked like the ladies were all wielding lightsabers.
Oh dear...poor Ted's about to get the ass-whuppin' to beat all..
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Think he'll learn some manners?
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/I'm betting Jessie's about to knock seven bells out of him
//along with about a dozen teeth
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Been awhile since the twerp got a beatdown. But who gets to do the honors?
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Oh, there will be plenty of Ted left by the time the others arrive.
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Oh I meant my twerp character that gets beatdown.
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That's an image that won't soon leave my brain
Jessie can't wait to plant that hammer deep in his purity-leaguering hide
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The ordinary girl gets the honors of the first swing.
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None of us are complaining.
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Nope.
Hey wait, is he wearing Storm Warning Duster’s outfit?
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Is he? I think I used a different EJ Fantasykini on him. There are three of them and they kinda look alike.
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Makes me wonder what he's more scared of -- what he's wearing, what they want to do to him, or the fact that a bunch of half-naked women are besting him.
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The mystery is, why is he wearing it?
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Oh! Oh!
Because the other one was too small?
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What can I say? Ted doesn't look good in much of anything.
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Let’s be fair, Ted is a funny, ironic character. So him suddenly being thrown into an improbable situation and getting beaten like a piñata is the kind of thing that just makes people laugh. In this case the addition of him being in a Princess Leia bikini makes everyone cringe THEN laugh, then possibly cry, but still, there’s laughter in there somewhere. 🤣
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