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And now for something only slightly less raunchy, featuring Joker and Commander Shepard. You even get to learn her first name, hooray!

Joker prepares a surprise for the Commander, but things don't quite go as he had planned.

This a PDF file you can download; I'm not a big fan of dA's text input thingamabob. Hit the download button, and the story will open for you in a new tab/window. It won't be on your HDD.

Warning: rated M for Massively Mature Moments.

The story also has previous parts, do check them out if you are so inclined:

UrgencyUrgency
by Natmonkey

"Come here you," Shepard whispers in a heated voice, pulling him into the elevator he was waiting for so unsuspectingly. "I can't wait until we're in my room." She slips her tongue into his mouth, and her hand down his trousers even before the door is fully closed.

Joker always grows hard just thinking about her; this time is no different. The unexpectedness of being all over her already, in such a public place, only makes it worse. He doesn't care if someone catches them. Nobody ever talks to him anyway, and Shepard sure as shit doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her. They feverishly grope at each other's clot
Sweet and DesperateSweet & Desperate
by Natmonkey

Joker is idly spinning around in his leather seat, when some static in his earpiece announces an incoming message. "Hey sexy." Shepard's voice is low and sultry, the deep thuds of a bass line sounding through.

"Hey, uh, Commander." Even after everything they've done together, calling her anything other than Shepard or Commander seems weird. The pilot stops, bringing his chair back around. "Is everything all right?" Of course it is. Would she sound like that if it weren't?

"Hmm, better than all right," she purrs. "What are you doing?"

"Just… spinning around a little." He chuckles awkwardly, realizing how

Description
And now for something only slightly less raunchy, featuring Joker and Commander Shepard. You even get to learn her first name, hooray!

Joker prepares a surprise for the Commander, but things don't quite go as he had planned.

This a PDF file you can download; I'm not a big fan of dA's text input thingamabob. Hit the download button, and the story will open for you in a new tab/window. It won't be on your HDD.

Warning: rated M for Massively Mature Moments.

The story also has previous parts, do check them out if you are so inclined:

UrgencyUrgency
by Natmonkey

"Come here you," Shepard whispers in a heated voice, pulling him into the elevator he was waiting for so unsuspectingly. "I can't wait until we're in my room." She slips her tongue into his mouth, and her hand down his trousers even before the door is fully closed.

Joker always grows hard just thinking about her; this time is no different. The unexpectedness of being all over her already, in such a public place, only makes it worse. He doesn't care if someone catches them. Nobody ever talks to him anyway, and Shepard sure as shit doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks of her. They feverishly grope at each other's clot
Sweet and DesperateSweet & Desperate
by Natmonkey

Joker is idly spinning around in his leather seat, when some static in his earpiece announces an incoming message. "Hey sexy." Shepard's voice is low and sultry, the deep thuds of a bass line sounding through.

"Hey, uh, Commander." Even after everything they've done together, calling her anything other than Shepard or Commander seems weird. The pilot stops, bringing his chair back around. "Is everything all right?" Of course it is. Would she sound like that if it weren't?

"Hmm, better than all right," she purrs. "What are you doing?"

"Just… spinning around a little." He chuckles awkwardly, realizing how