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Fan art for the beautiful Child of Light game. Just Rubella putting on a show for Aurora and Igniculus. I haven't played myself, but I was watching ye olde bf play and I was impressed by the sheer beauty of it. The watercolours are gorgeous. I also really love the fact that every dialogue is in rhyme. Would love to play, but apparently it's quite difficult. Since I'm utterly incompetent, I might as well just save the money and admire it from a distance.I'd like to dedicate this to the one and only , because he showed me this and I love our ancient tradition of me watching him play.
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Thank you for being so polite. Please, go ahead and the best of luck with your FB page.
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Thanks a lot! *^*,Β
In the next days we'll share it, I'll advise you there with a direct link! -^^-
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Here you are:
www.facebook.com/ChildofLightIβ¦
Have a good day! ^^
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Whoa, there's a lot of amazing fan art out there. Thanks for sharing and have a good day too.
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You're very welcome!
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Hah, you made this from watching just a few hours. Nice. I really really like it. Like DoD said, it looks very traditional. This might be your thing!
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Was it really that long? Fell in love, I guess. Thanks, glad you like it! What, scribbling? Yes, it's so totally my thing.
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I've never heard of that game, but I love the small details here and there that make the drawing look almost tradicional. I also love the different colors in (who I assume to be) Rubella. And I always laugh when I see the monkey in the corner
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It's new. Was released April 30th, I think. You'd like the look of the game. The backgrounds are 2D and look like they came straight from a beautiful children's book. Watercolours! 
It's like the best signature I've ever had. If only I could put it on official stuff.
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Is it good? I've been full of work so no gaming for me lately 
You can manage to make a small monkey in a "i" dot, I'm sure xD Then again, it would probably look like a weird Mickey mouse,
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Seems so, yes. Apparently combat is quite difficult though. That evens out the tradicional then 
Nah, too much effort. My signature is basically an N with a squiggle. And Mickey Mouse is an idiot. He lets that Minnie bitch walk all over him. Loser.
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Where the game came from? I don't know, I was in college while writing that, I need to rest D: I can't type properly nor explain what I mean *cries*
I don't like him either. I love Donald, though. Grumpy and all. Like me
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Uhm, Ubisoft, I think it was. There, there. Just go to sleep.
Yeah, he's awesome. Daisy isn't so hot, sadly. I like Goofy too. His laughing and the noise he makes when he falls off a cliff or something. Epic stuff.
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Ubisoft is nice. I played a few games from them, but I can't remember any of them now.
Have you seen A Goofy Movie? It scared the hell out of me when Max suddenly became his dad. That movie ruined my childhood. I like his laughs. And Pluto. I love Pluto.
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Thanks for like the best review I've ever had. The second best is one where half seems left out: "goodΒ Β Β Β back." Maybe she'll forget all about Cullen. Maybe she won't. Maybe she'll just keep pining for him until she goes to the Deep Roads. In that case, I've totally misnamed the story.
Yes, Ubisoft is good. I can't remember any either, but if I weren't so lazy, I'd have looked some up. Prince of Persia is one, I think.
No, oddly enough, I never have. I should, really. A-hyuk. Ugh, I got nightmares from Darkwing Duck where the Poison Ivy-like duck guy dies and turns into a zombie. Hmm, I'm rather neutral towards Pluto.
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I'm sorry
Tomb Raider is now part of Ubisoft. I had that idea so I looked it up to confirm it. Not lazy, yay! Who am I kidding -.- PoP is awesome too. I loved The Sands Of Time.
I didn't see that one
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No, I meant it. It was the best review ever! Yes, yours are varied. I've seen fics like that, but I'll just burst your bubble right away: Cullen doesn't leave that tower. Not in my story, anyway.
I haven't played either of those. My life is incomplete, clearly.
All right, I'll go watch A Goofy Movie and you look up Darkwing Duck on YouTube. 
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Oh I feel better already. Well that can be a plus.
Go play Tomb Raider. It's awesome. Any one of them.
I will then
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He just stays indoors and faps until his hand goes numb. 
Oh, all right. I like older games a lot. And I really want to finish Diablo 1 for once. It's got such good creepy atmosphere.
Harley isn't bad either. Her new designs are pretty awesome.
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I bought TR1 and 2 for my PS3 that is back in Lisbon 
YEAH! I love them. And Catwoman as well, the three of them are awesome.
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Cullen doesn't know that bear is sentient. How can he? Mr. Muffin never says anything. He doesn't move. He doesn't even breathe. It's magic!
It's weird when that happens, isn't it? Or when the camera comes too close and you look inside the void that is your character. Not cool.
I think I've seen art of the three of them together. Not in that sense together, but I'm sure that too is floating around.
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Sorry for taking so long to reply, I had to work on that group project and I came to my parents' house for the weekend so the alst couple of days have been crazy.
NO WAY! A stuffed bear that doesn't talk, move, think or breathe? Magic indeed!
And that happens in DA and ME. Technology, man. I love to see the inside of my character's eyeballs.
I have a t-shirt with Catwoman, Harley and... Batgirl. Close enough. Got it in Warner Studios in Madrid. What a wonderful place. Better than Disneyland.
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I thought you'd dieeeeeed! OMG. How's all that going? It's the group project with the epic logo, right? By the way, I've sent something to you. It's coming from the US and it's not even shipped yet, so I have no idea when it will be there. Just a head's up, in case you've been traumatized by a stalker or a severed horse head in your bed. I thought I might as well do it now, since there's some money; come your actual birthday, I may be broke again. I can tell you what it is too, if you like spoilers.
He does think, but he's alive. Nobody knows but Mr. Muffin. And Jesus, I suppose. Nobody knows the trouble he's seen the way He does.
I know, right? Silly newfangled technology. I'd like to see down my characters' clothes, but that's not happening. The inside view of the eyeballs is way too intimate for me.
Yeah, that's not bad either. I wouldn't know, since I've been to neither, but I believe you right away.
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Naah, I've already asked my boyfriend to warn everyone should that happen. He knows my passwords. That's true love right there xD Yesh, teh epik logooo!! It's going terrible, we had the numbers all wrong, a morning wasted D: kill me. You did what? Why? Nah, in my bed only my dog and a snoring guy. Both annoying, but not trauma material. My birthday is months from now xD Please, I don't mind spoilers right now, I'm really curious. And thank you
Jesus? Not the Maker? Oh man, he's an heretic! Good thing Astoreth left him behind! HE SHALL BURN IN ANDRASTE'S FLAMES! Or something.
That would be something. Not suited for small children, though. Imagine seing Mario like that. Creepy. I bet he has a moustache down there.
Well I might be biased since I didn't go to Walt Disney Studios, only the other one. Isla Magica in Seville is awesome as well, but way smaller.
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True love is... knowing each other's passwords. A new one for the slogans with those two little naked people. Aw geez, that sucks. Wouldn't you rather have a hug instead? Being dead is boring. Because I like you? I don't know. I like randomly giving people stuff. 
Yes, Jesus. He was kind enough to die for us; I don't see that Maker guy doing anything like that. He can't even be bothered with us puny people. If you tell Cullen, he may well do that. BURN THE BEAR!!
Ew, definitely turn that off for family-oriented games. I wouldn't want to see Yoshi's junk either. Oh, a moustache there... That would be absolutely hilarious.
Efteling all the way. Dutch glory! Check it out, Efteling stock made it to DD a few days ago: pranile.deviantart.com/art/pla⦠Hope that link works, because I can't share one of those abbreviated ones. Seville, Spain? Been there once, years ago. It was nice. Not been to any theme parks, sadly.
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Here we have those lame lovey dovey sentences in sugar packets, so I should send that one to the guys who do that. Insta-money. Or not. A hug would be nice. Or the damned assignment made. That would be awesome. Awwww you're so sweet 
The Maker had Andraste dying for us all. He's more douchier than Jesus. So he should be more praised than that bearded guy. Oh, I won't tell Cullen then. Pinky promise.
Does Yoshi even have junk? Something to think about. He's naked all the time. He doesn't, that's why he has that high pitched voice. Hilarious and totally plausible.
That looks so pretty! That's the fairytale theme park you've talked about, right? Yes, that Seville
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How about this one? Love is... letting your lover's acquaintances know when said lover has died. Hug time! 
Either he's more douchy or douchier. I know you're dead, but I hear the brain ingests information more easily when somebody is tired. Weird, huh? Maybe that Maker is a bearded guy too. We don't know that. Maybe it's not even a He, but a She. Or not humanoid at all. Good. We don't want Mr. Muffin to burn in Andraste's flames, poor thing.
Maybe it's the same as with some species. You don't see their genitals until it's time for them to come out. Which means it's shagging time. I can just see it: Mario posing in the nude, smug look on his face, both moustaches groomed to perfection. Glorious is not a term I would apply there.
Yes, it is. I think you'd like it. I'm going again July 19th!
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That would work too. I would continue, but tired. Back pain. Leaving computer soon to do nothing. Virtual hugs are nice as well 
I didn't even notice. But nah, he's really more douchier. YAY to not nowing how 2 rite! Hopefully my brain can retain that. Man I can't even type, I had to erase that last sentece three times (and this one too, I wrote "third", "tree" and finally "three"). Maybe it's Liara. She could totally pass up as a God. Don't think she'd like to simply ignore people, though.
I'll stick to the theory that Yoshi doens't have genitals and they appear by spontaneous generation. Again, "MAKER, NOOO!" I'm scarred for life now.
Oh, so jealous right now 
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By the way, thanks for the last few reviews on AdF. I keep forgetting to say that. She does have her mean side, somewhere. It pops up from time to time, though very rarely. Daveth was being annoying, so he got what he deserved. Magic really scares the shirt off him, though. No, those are Chasind robes; you can't get Tevinter robes until much later. I've drawn Aster in the Chasind robes, which you may have seen. Nah, she never gets new shoes. Too attached to her ugly, comfortable boots. Leliana keeps telling her to buy high heels, but she can't walk in them. You know, I've never seen George of the Jungle. I came up with that stupid joke myself, so it must be the corniest thing since sliced cornbread. I know Wynne was there. I talk to her every time; she comes off as a cold fish there, though. Not at all the motherly type that tags along with you later on. I call you a drama queen because you manage to work it into normal, everyday conversation. My drama is purely fictional, baby. Aster was too busy cuddling with a corpse to see Jory dying. You never know; I could have killed her off and had her follow the story as a ghost. It would be like the Darkspawn Chronicles, except that it wouldn't be from the perspective of the darkspawn.
Back pain is the worst. Sitting hurts, standing hurts, lying down hurts, walking hurts a bit less but still hurts... Sitting behind a computer definitely doesn't help. You should just relax. Have a nice cup of tea. Cuddle the dog(s). Your Engrish isn't that terrible... 
"Sentence". I jest, of course. I know that's a typo. Liara is a goddess.
Well, I read that in a Garrus hearts Shepard fan fic. "Where is your...?" "It's cold, give me some time." It was very sweet. Yeah, I thought that might happen. And yet I said it anyway.
That would be seriously cool, though. And you could try out all of my teas.
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Haha no problem 
And I can't breathe through my nose. I'm getting sick, which is very nice. Meh I'm sitting onΒ my bed (not tucked in sheets
I missed an n 
That's awesome xD I don't get it, are you a nice or an evil person? Hm. I'd go with nice but likes to cause panic. Or something along those lines.
The teaaaas you have so maaanyyy
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Yes, exactly the same ones. Same colour, even. There are the Robes of the Witch, which are blue. Also pretty. Guh, those boots were ugly. Hideous! No wonder they pissed Leliana off. Of course that's not a bad thing. It's a fact. That's all it is. Nothing wrong with it. You have brown eyes and you're a drama queen.
Me neither. We have so much in common! I keep managing to sneak that one in. Pillow, always good. Yeah. Those readers aren't going to go anywhere, I think. Well, you could just be doing it to be nice. Or because I also look at your stuff and comment on it. A bit of a tit-for-tat thing.
Mostest awesomest!
That is eerily accurate, I'd say. I like pulling people's legs. Some are easier to pull than others.
Yeah, quite the crapload of tea. Teaaa... Two other friends, you mean. 
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I only got the name wrong, so proud of myselfΒ Β (this is weird as hell, but it's funny xD) I was thinking "how does she know I have brown eyes?" and then I remember my avatar... stupid. She doesn't do a lot there. She doesn't do a thing. She doesn't-- kay, I'll stop. You might.Β
Β Β --> here we are. Now I'm just looking for emoticons xD Sneak what in? I'm lost. Unless they die. And since I don't talk with them like I talk with you, there's no way I would know. They don't review that much, so I probably wouldn't notice it either. Meh. I did it first! Β Nah. It's because I like it
Ur so ruinning teh Engrish! I wouldn't tap that, she's so sweet. Like Garrus. They're like super cute and bff. FRIENDZONED.
I know you so well. Tsk tsk.
I'd love some tea right now, but I'm too damn lazy to get up and walk to the kitchen. Maybe I will. I don't know what teas my parents have. Time to investigate, it seems. NOES I IZ SORRY, YOU MAH INTERWEBZ FRIEND! here, have rainbows:Β Β Β Β Β Β and a mutating gay llama.
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Well, that, and you said you have brown eyes and brown hair and you want different colours for both. I remember a lot of stuff.
The I-want-to-kiss-you-but-you-won't-let-me emoticon. Considering the age of some ff people, that's not even an entirely unlikely scenario. Well, you have your work cut out for you: befriend them all. Yes, you did it first, but stuff has got so far out of hand since then XD.
Exactly. That's why they're both quite high on my to-do list. I like sweet.
Yes, it's beginning to get creepy.
Yell and see if somebody answers. Maybe they'll do it for you. Is there something you want to tell me with all those rainbows?
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Yes you do. And I'm creepy? I just stalk a bit, nothing more.
That's an awesome emoticon. LOOL poor people! I've tried, you know? I always reply to every review. Only a couple answer back. One of them is you. The other one is a girl whose story I'm following, the other is my beta (or ex beta? I don't know lol). Three people. Yay. I've befriended you, I've sort-of befriended my beta, the other is just nice xD Yeah, how the hell did we get to meter-long replies? We don't ever shut up. Or we're just random. Yeah.
I like my bff sweet. My LI has to be sweet too, but there must be something more there. Don't know what, don't ask me. I'm picky.
[read first paragraph]
I ended up going there anyway. The neighbors on the apartment below are whiny Anderseseses so we can't make much noise. Shhhh... I like rainbows. I have no idea why that llama looks like that. Hey I googled llama and I learned its scientific name is Lama glama. How stupid is that? JUST LIKE THAT LLAMA'S FACE. BAM!
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I do the same. Not my fault I can remember all and sundry.
Yeah, I know how that goes. Still, three people are better than none. I don't even have three people who review on a regular basis. Oh, I don't know. Conversations get out of hand. But, as you can see, they're totally getting shorter.
A big, sexy, juicy... personality. That oughta do it.
Well, I always say: if you want something done properly, do it yourself. Aw, now lama glama stupidus is all sad. Lama glama sounds like something out of a advert-ridden women's magazine. 
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It's your brain's fault. So it's yours too
Maybe that's because your stories don't have many chapters. Or people are just stupid and don't review. I decided to add a person to my dA watch and I told her I did it because she had a story here that seemed nice (because random watches from people yoou've never "seen" are weird) and we talked for a bit. I told her when I finished reading one of her chapters she would know because I always leave a review, because I know writers feed on reviews. Se was like "yes we do, sometimes they give us the boos we need to carry on yada yada". Today I log in and notice AWH has a new favorite... by her. No review. WHY ARE PEOPLE MEAN? I'll leave reviews, anyway. I'm a nice person. Most times. Sometimes. Okay, not that much, but I try. All of this to make this conversation longer MUHAHAHAH (just kidding, I wanted to share
Yeah, since BW doens't let us see anything else.
Lipton has a new green tea: strawberry cupcake. I'll try to get it today
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You're just jelly.
Bullshit. AdF has plenty of chapters. Besides, I don't really care. It's very nice to get reviews and all, but I write for me. If I get a kick out of it, that should be enough. Oh, I don't mind random watches. I get those all the time and no subsequent comments of favs, or anything. Whatever. Just another name on the list. Haha, what a hypocrite. Isn't that just typical? It's not down to meanness, it's laziness. I'm sure of it.
Would you seriously want an oversized wang flopping around on your screen? Or a close-up of some lady's beef curtains? I don't think I would, even with me being me.
It's a nice one. We've had it here for a while now. It's much cheaper than Glory Tea. But is it as good? In all honesty, probably not. There is just more quality to teas that don't come from factories. Double names are silly. I read a ton of detective stories by Ed McBain and one of his characters is called Meyer Meyer. Poor bastard. His father thought it would be funny to give his son that name. He should be in jail for that. It's worse than Tijger.
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I am not! I feel insulted!Β
That was not what I meant. Every AdF part has about what, 10 chapters? That qualifies as plenty of chapters, yes, but perhaps as people end one they forget they continue. Of course, if you joined them all in a story people would be like "What? 12312321312 chapters? OH HELL NO." And it's as it should be. You're not trying to make money off of it, so whatever. There will be at least someone who will enjoy it besides yourself. Well I'd like to know why people watch me. How they got to my dA profile or something. I suffer from "internet friendzies". I tend to be friendly online. I don't get it, when I watch someone it's to get access to their newest works and tell them what I think. On most of them, anyway. I was like, what? :shrugs: doesn't matter, some people have already review and said they liked it, so I'm good
Why should it be oversized? They should have an option: [x] Enable realistic sex scenes without looking like cheap porn. It would be more realistic. Or even what they did in ME1, only butts xD
Yeah. I went to the supermarket and nothing. Man that tea section sucks. I wanted to bring new tea, so I tried vanilla and caramel. It's good. Yes, I think so too. But GT is expensive. But I want my strawberry & chocolate tea. So nice.
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That's because it's true.
That depends on how long it is. It can be up to eighteen, but it's never fewer than ten. That might be it, but that also means they don't really care what happens next. Yeah, that's what I thought. Some smart-ass asked me that in review: "Why do you do this? Wouldn't it be easier if it was all one?" Maybe. But it would be extremely difficult to oversee. If you have an author on your alert list, you get an alert whenever they post something new, be it a chapter or a story. So whatever. I'm not responsible for other people's laziness. Haha, I know it's being read. You can see that in the traffic. It's just that nobody feels like leaving a review, except for you.
Because in this case, bigger is better. Small penises are not attractive or nice to look at. If anything, they should have under-the-sheets action. You can see what's going on, but you don't see anything. That should please most people. And it should be skippable. Yes, but I wish they'd shown Kaidan's bum instead. He must have a nice one, all sculpted and stuff.
Also by Lipton? I like that one. It's nice and sweet. Lipton has a ton of crazy flavours. My favourite is probably the "Kashmir" one: black tea with rose petals and cinnamon. It's the shit. Well, once you've cashed in the money for the tiny students, you should be good to go. So he just goes by FF? It could also be fan fiction or Final Fantasy. Or FireFox. Or probably a ton of other things. How are people to know what they're talking about?
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Were you nice in your reply?
Under the sheets would be the perfect solution. With Kaidan's butt. And Alistair's. And every guy. I've accidentally came across Alenko's butt art. I remember one that was too round, seemed like Miranda's xD Watching groups, you know? I should cut that crap. But then again, I came across that short story of yours because of a group
Yesh
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Of course I was. I explained in a perfectly calm manner how it would be too difficult to oversee. No idea how she reacted to that; she was one of those people who never reply. I suppose that might be a reason, but I wouldn't immediately think of following someone either. Hooray! For now it will probably only be BoS though, so there won't be a lot of difference. Cats are all right. They are independent and they can look quite beautiful. It could be worse. You could be a naked mole rat. What kind of cat will that be? Plenty of creeps, yes, both here and in the real world. I have a little teddy bear that I named Frendzis (like Francis), because he's of the Frendz brand. It says so on his little shirt. Frendzis is an evil genius, who wants to take over the world.
Oh, God of War. You have this mini-game in which you bang a couple of bitches; the better you do it, the more HP you get back XD. You don't see anything but the headboard banging against the wall and the women moaning. It's the best, most fun in-game sex I've ever seen. It's not just the butt though, right? That would be weird. You can draw any butt and say that it belongs to this or that person. Man butt generally shouldn't be too round. They definitely need those dimples at the side, or it will look too feminine. Hmm, Miranda did have a very pronounced booty. Well, it's not difficult to just click away the things you definitely don't want to see.
Maybe you're not a great nation of tea drinkers, so you just don't get a lot from Lipton. Hax! Anything rose petals is delicious and romantic. Rose lemonade. Rose pudding. Rose-flavoured sorbet. Rose cake. You should "accidentally" take some of your mother's tea when you're there then. Artistic schmartistic. Sometimes it gets out of hand. Prince. The Artist Formerly Known as Prince. His Royal Badness. Or Snoop Dogg, Snoop Doggy Dogg and Snoop Lion. Get the fuck outta here...Β
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Oh, those people. Aren't they delightful. That's good, then I can check your other older stories
That's... well... erm... I don't know what to say. I never played that game, though I have been close to buying it lol. Is it good? Aside from that mini game, I mean xD Yeah, a drawing of him from behind. In boxers, or briefs, or whatever they were. Exactly! It looked like two circles in some underwear. It was so weird, a handsome Kaidan with muscles and whatever, and then girl butt. Nah. Yeah, I liked her body but her face was weird. She's pretty, but there's something there that doesn't add up. I don't have the mature filter up, and things just appear. Naked Liaras and not the good kind. Yikes.
I think it's just my local supermarket, this town is terrible. I will. It's so lovely. I think I'll have to go back this weekend, my grandfather is going to surgery because of his cancer. I will probably go with my mother to the Algarve because he lives there. Oh well. Snoop Dogg is crazy. As is P. Diddy. Or Puff Daddy. Or Diddy. Or Sean Whatsisname.
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I thought it was good, not too complicated. Enjoyed it, in any case. At some point Kratos' incessant yelling might get on your nerves. Dante's Inferno is fun too. I've always called it God of War in Hell. Ugh, like some artists treat breasts. Perfectly circular and way too high up the chest. Maybe it's because Miranda has the face of her voice actress. She is beautiful, but her jaws are pretty wide. It's not the most attractive feature in a woman - at least, I don't think so. That Bones lady has it too. And Olivia Wilde. What's wrong? What did they do to her? Wonky anatomy? Just generally shitty? Tell me, I can take it.
Well, at least you have a Glory Tea down the street XD. Oh, good luck to your grandfather. Algarve is a popular holiday destination here. Sean Combs? I was heavily into hip hop when I was in my teens.
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Define "bad". Yeah, sort of like that. I had an idea of what you were talking about but I checked it anyway xD Come on, put a good word for me. I didn't mean it. He obviously is the meanest bear around. He's a bear, right?
Ooooh Dante's Inferno was someting I wanted to try as well. Is it better than GOW? Oh yeah, that actress. She's very pretty, but her jaw isn't like Miranda's. They went over the edge with Ms. Lawson. Bones is the ultimate wide jaw. It looks so weird, she has a square face
Thank goodness for the mighty Glory Tea. Thank you, I appreciate it
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Shittily written. Too many unnecessary details. Using words like "penis" and "vagina" during a sex scene. Those just aren't sexy words. There must be more, but this is what I can come up with off the top of my head. Cool, right? I might put "in" a good word for you, sure. At least you still review. He's a weird-looking bear, but he is one. Here is a picture of one of his many siblings: static.mijnwebwinkel.nl/winkelβ¦
Hm, better, I don't know. I just like that it's based off a work of literature XD. No, that's true. Strahovsky's face is narrower. I like how she got to keep her Ozzie accent. No spread lady parts on dA. That is forbidden! Actually, only if they're manually spread. Ugh, why can all those naked beavers be shown, but no erections? Come on. They're perfectly natural.
It's glorious. We've got to be positive! He's going to be A-okay. The Dutch loooove heat and sunshine. They'll lie on the beach and roast until they're red as lobsters. Obsessed with tanning, these people are. I returned from a long trip in a few hot countries and the first remark I got was about how I had no tan. You don't want to go outside while it's 35 degrees. At least I don't. Me too. I used to play the Slim Shady LP until the music came pouring out of my ears. It's eerie how much we have in common.
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Like me, when I say "he grabbed her left hand with his right one"? Only referring to balls? XD I know something didn't sound quite right in that sentence, apparently I forgot a word. What would my English be without you?
Ooooohhh that accent!
I think so too. It it's okay for surgery it means it's not as bad, otherwise it would be a lot of chemo and shit. My mother told me to stay here in Aveiro because I have exams and presentations, but I don't like the fact that she's going there alone. She's very upset with all this, obviously. She'll meet with my aunt (not that one, my grandmother's sister
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Well yeah, something like that. Balls? As in, that would be sexy? Balls is a neutral word and it doesn't have many alternatives that don't sound funny. Penis and vagina, you just use dirty words and it sounds fine. Unless it's super-duper-romantic. Then euphemisms like "member" might work better, or somehow work around naming the parts. I don't even know what we're talking about anymore. o.O I doubt your English would be much different without me. It's not bad, you know. I'm just really whiny. It never hurts to help, as Eek the Cat always says. Ironically, it always hurts when he tries to help. Of course she was grateful. Hardly anybody reads a description nowadays and even fewer people try to help. Frendzis is super manly, with his awesome little shirt. Yes. Lawful Evil.
Can be either, as long as you're consistent, I guess. Erections are forbidden. They're considered porn, much like manually spread beavers and bodily fluids that aren't blood. A large penis is all well and good, but if you're drawing one, it's got to be nice to look at. Imaginations and drawings can get so far out of hand.
Chemo can make a person awfully sick. A friend of my mother's is currently dying of intestinal cancer and he's lost a crapton of weight. The man is fairly young too. Intestinal cancer is always a losing battle, from what I understand. Might as well not get the chemo, if you're only going to be violently ill during your prolonged bit of life. I don't know, even. Easy for me to say, of course. So, your great-aunt? Oh, when your grandfather pulls through, there will be a party! Or there should be, at least. Yeah, tell me about it, crazy heliophiles. I just made that up and I think I will be calling these people that henceforth. Fuck summer and spring too. Bah. They used to build this fake beach in the city centre, near the river, and the women would just dump their tops and sit there with their tits out. I mean, really... It's not illegal, or anything, but must you really show everything? This coming from somebody who likes seeing boobs. There is a time and place for bare breasts and it's not in the middle of the damned city. I like bathing suits better (not that I would ever even consider coming close to a place where I would have to wear one). They have so much more style than bikinis. Lose Yourself is an epic feat of rhyming if ever there was one. I loved Dido's bit in Stan. It was all so nice and depressing. And her own song, Thank You. Much romance, so destiny, wow.
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