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In a junkyard. Spellbinder and Yamiror are chased by Spider-Man who webs at a junk as the duo trips and falls to a hole.

Spider-Man: haha. Who fell a hole like that. Hey Yamiror! Your breath stinks like a garbage container!
Yamiror: hey! That's not nice!
Spider-Man: hey Spellbinder. You're a dumb bird.
Spellbinder: not cool web-slinger! But we have the Siege Perilous!
Spider-Man: oh yeah. Give it to me or i'll smash your ugly faces.
Yamiror: it takes one to know one!

Transcendenterfly God Deboth and Dark Reptile appears.

Spider-Man: wow a plant freak and a black lizard dude. I'm gonna beat you so hard that you need a medic.

He charges at them but gets hit by Dark Reptile's spell which renders him powerless.

Spider-Man: uh oh.
Deboth: (slaps him to a broken car with his staff) your word jokes doesn't amuse me!
Dark Reptile: you'll meet your uncle Ben in heaven forever!
Deboth: pepare to be destroyed! (shoots a green beam which disintegrates Spider-Man) do you have the Siege Perilous?
Spellbinder: yes boss. We have it. (gives it to him)
Dark Reptile: excellent work guys.
Yamiror: we did our best.
Spellbinder: with a powerful artifact like that, you've got all the power you need. Just pay us and get on with the conquering you want to do. I and Yamiror will go robbing some banks.
Deboth: Not yet. I still have need of your services. And there's no such thing as too much power. Not as long as there's more to be had. Professor Chang. Bring my ship down from orbit and set up the equipment.
Professor Chang: yes boss.
Deboth: soon the whole universe will be mine!
Yamiror: i got a bad feeling about this bro.
Spellbinder: look on the bright side. We can do what we want.

In a park.

Jonathan: it's nice and cool. (hears giant footsteps) what the?

Some citizens flees.

RED Demoman: run! (trips and burps) i feel like every bone in my body's broke.
Man: monster!
Jonathan: wait a minute.

It's giant May who takes a stroll.

May: hey tinies.
Jonathan: wait a minute people. It's giant May.
Woman: oh okay.

The citizens stops panicking.

May: hey little cop.
Jonathan: hello May.
May: how do you know my name?
Jonathan: that's classified girl. My name is Jonathan Thumb. Freelance cop.
May: awww. You're so cute. (hugs and cuddles him)
Jonathan: hellooooooooooooooooooooo nurse!
May: i was once nurse Jonathan.
Jonathan: awesome. What are you doing here?
May: i'm just taking a stroll.
Jonathan: oh okay. May i sit on your shoulder.
May: (smiles) sure. (lets him sit on her shoulder) you're kinda cute for a little cop.
Jonathan: thanks May.

In the junkyard. The villains gathered by Deboth are Hugo a gogo, Steam Smythe, Vilgax, Cornelius Cannoli, Reaper, Alfredo Dollari, Stormtroopers, Kassius Konstantine, Darth Vader, General Zod, Psyphon, Magneto and many foot soldiers.

Deboth: greetings old friends and new ones. Together you can exact your revenge on the freelance cop Jonathan Thumb.
Cornelius: why should i work with you? Thanks to the youngster, we're sent to the hospital!
Deboth: but i heal and empower you. If you want to take on the little worm yourself, go ahead. But he's too powerful for you.
Alfredo: pff and they say i'm the crazy one.
Deboth: the reason why i brought you here is that we will steal the star fragment. With it, i can recreate the universe in my image.
Kassius: we should conquer the universe without it, right. (gets hit by Endolf's RosoCrusher)
Endolf: your opinion is not asked human! You humans give me headache.
Chaos: it's time for Lord Deboth to carry out his master plan.
Dark Reptile: i've been looking forward to crush the little kid under my foot!
Deboth: everything is going according to plan. The youngster has no idea that i have imprisoned someone he cares about! And he will do anything to save her!

In a forest.

Jonathan: why did the roman chicken cross the road?
May: why?
Jonathan: she was afraid someone would Caesar!
May: (laughs) you're so funny.
Jonathan: and unpredictable.
May: we're hanging out now.
Jonathan: (hears a sound) do you hear that?

The duo sees a Stormtrooper squad.

May: a Stormtrooper squad.
Jonathan: let's make them scared. (to the squad) what's up doc.

The Stormtroopers screams like girls and aims their weapons at him.

Stormtrooper commander: you are under arrest for defying the Galactic Empire!!
Jonathan: bring it on white baddies!

The Stormtroopers fires at the youngster. The freelance cop uses a Z-move Gigavolt Havoc which destroys the Stormtrooper squad.

Jonathan: squad destroyed.
May: good job Jonathan!
Jonathan: (smiles) thanks May.

A stormtrooper survives and goes to Deboth's ship.

Yamiror: you failed to capture the kid?!
Stormtrooper: but i. (gets paralysed by Yamiror's breath)
Spellbinder: failure is unacceptable! (shoots arrow feathers at the stormtrooper, killing him)
Deboth: the youngster is unpredictable than i thought. No matter. He will come to us so that i can have the star fragment. Even if i have to pull it from his heart literally!
Chaos: it's a good thing that we know something to draw his attention.
Deboth: Jonathan Thumb's a casanova to girls. Perhaps we can use giant May to lure Jonathan into a trap.
Chaos: of course Lord Deboth.
Cornelius: finally. I'll be rid of the stupid kid!
Vilgax: i hope Deboth knows what he's doing. If his plan fails, he'll regret messing with Vilgax!

In a night. Jonathan is sleeping on giant May's belly. The next day.

May: (yawns and stretches herself) good morning Jonathan.
Jonathan: good morning May.
Alfredo: (voice only) Cornelius. I believe Deboth's plan will work.

The duo watches Cornelius and Alfredo talking.

Cornelius: i hope so. He will use the youngster's star fragment to recreate then universe in his image. With the crazy cop out of the way, we can have a trip to Hawaii.
Alfredo: awesome.
Jonathan: you have a better trip. A trip to the hospital!

Cornelius and Alfredo screams like two scared chickens.

Jonathan: what's up docs.
Cornelius: you interfered my plan for the last time! But not this one! (Infecteds appears) Infecteds! Attack!!
May: zombies? You've got to be kidding me.
Jonathan: they may be aliens but they're still vulnerable to my powers.

Jonathan uses firebending to burn 10 Infecteds. May crushes many Infecteds with her feet.

May: i crush you like bugs.

The Infecteds are destroyed.

Alfredo: uh oh! We're screwed!
Cornelius: i have a plan! Run!!
Jonathan: hey bad guys! (uses Aura Sphere to send Alfredo flying)
Alfredo: I HATE THAT LITTLE SNEAKY MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!!!!

Alfredo lands to the hospital.

Cornelius: wait Jonathan. It's all a misunderstanding.
Jonathan: sorry doc, you're a villain! (uses Dragon Pulse to send Cornelius flying)

Cornelius: YOU'RE DESPICABLE YOU ARROGANT LITTLE CRAZY PINT-SIZED MANIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!!!!

Cornelius lands badly to the hospital.

Cornelius: can things get any worser than this?

Clown Nurses appears.

Cornelius: me and my big mouth!
Alfredo: we're screwed!

They both scream outside the hospital. In the forest.

Jonathan: two down, many to go.
May: awesome Jonathan.
Jonathan: thanks girl. Deboth wants to use my star fragment to remake the universe in his image. I'm gonna give this guy a beating he'll never forget.

In Deboth's ship.

Deboth: two of the villains are sent to hospital. No matter. Time to execute my master plan.

Stormtroopers, Zorima, Infecteds and Cambrimas marches with bombs attached.

Darth Vader: Deboth! You attached bombs to every foot soldier!
Deboth: exactly. They will destroy anything they get near. Like the freelance cop and anyone who stands in my way.
Darth Vader: Deboth, please. We can destroy the heroes without destroying our own soldiers!
Deboth: silence! I got a date with destiny! And i won't be late!
Chaos: Lord Deboth begins to doubt your villainous ways, Vader.
Darth Vader: this plot is insane. (leaves)

In a chamber which is occupied by Stormtroopers, Zorima, Cambrimas, Overlord Titans, Darren's The Dragon's Teeth warriors, Infecteds and robots. Deboth holds an audience with Vilgax and Chaos.

Deboth: today, I, the Great Deboth, shall finally defeat all that is good and take my place, which I so truly deserve, as ruler of the universe. Let history unfold!

The foot soldiers begins to march to a city.

Deboth: Vilgax! Lead the army and destroy the city.
Vilgax: at once boss. (leaves)
Chaos: your plan will succeed Lord Deboth.
Deboth: yes Chaos. The villains i recruited are just pawns in my plan. When the freelance cop arrives, i have something which he holds dearly.

Giant Palutena appears chained up as she struggles to free herself.

Palutena: you won't get away with this Deboth!!!
Chaos: struggle anyway you like but you're still Deboth's prisoner.
Deboth: when your son is here, i will make him suffer by any means necessary.
Palutena: don't you dare harm my son!
Deboth: you're powerless now Goddess of Light. I will be more powerful than you.

Unknown to the villains, Darth Vader overhears everything in a corridor.

Outside the ship.

May: how do we get there.
Jonathan: watch me girl.
Dark Reptile: once the universe is ours, victory is assured.
Jonathan: you know what you guys deserve? A hotel in the form of a hospital.

The villains except Dark Reptile screams like a scared Cerebrus.

Dark Reptile: don't act like a group of cowards! He's just a kid.
Jonathan: a kid with awesome powers. What makes you so tough lizard breath?
Dark Reptile: does the name Overlord remind you?
Jonathan: wait. The Overlord?
Dark Reptile: the Overlord is my father little runt! He survived your battle and asked me to avenge him by destroying you!
Jonathan: the only thing you inherited from your father is an black ugly reptilian form!!
Dark Reptile: tough words for a little punk! Survive this! (shoots dark beams at Jonathan but he dodges quickly) stay still little mortal! You can't hide from a God of the Darkness forever!!!
Jonathan: we'll see! (turns his arms into laser cannons) Super Light Final Strike!

He shoots a white energy beam which hits and destroys Dark Reptile.

Dark Reptile: you may have defeated me but my father will avenge me!!!! (explodes)

Jonathan: god destroyed!
May: good job Jony.
Magneto: you can't defeat us all little kid!
Jonathan: you think. (throws Hugo a Gogo and Steam Smythe to a tree and is confronted by Reaper) uh oh!
Reaper: vengeance is mine!
Spellbinder: you're surrounded!
Yamiror: and helpless!
Jonathan: think again freaks!

Reaper is about to smash the freelance cop but the youngster teleports and the villain is accidentally paralysed by Yamiror's breath and Spellbinder's Arrow feathers.

Reaper: not me you fools!
Yamiror: hey don't be a black chagrin!
Spellbinder: wearing black makes you a emo guy.
Reaper: i'll tear you two apart after i killed the youngster!

Jonathan rounds up the villains consist of Hugo, Steam Smythe, Reaper, Kassius Konstantine, General Zod, Psyphon, Magneto and many villains and sends them flying with the Z-move Inferno Overdrive

The villains: YOU DANGEROUS AND UNPREDICTABLE MANIAAAAAAAAAAC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

They lands to the hospital.

Yamiror: uh oh. We're screwed man!
Spellbinder: let's get out of here!

Spellbinder and Yamiror escapes.

May: hey! Come back you little. (gets grabbed by an Overlord Titan) let me go you four-armed beast! (kicks it in the balls) super final strike!

She fires an energy ball at the reptilian monster, destroying it.

Jonathan: good job girl.
May: thanks. The army is about to blow up a city!
Jonathan: i know. The explosives are Zectronic bombs. Two are enough to destroy a planet. But hundreds of them will destroy a galaxy and knock other planets from their gravitational alignment. Luckily i have friends to take care of the problem.

The foot soldier army reaches almost the city. They are attacked by the Charger Resistance fighters and Kalos Gym Leaders.

Diantha: we must prevent the villains from blowing up the city!
Charger: Chargers! Attack!

The Chargers slams and whacks the enemies with their oversized right arms.

In Deboth's ship. Jonathan kicks Endolf to a lava pool.

Endolf: it burns! It burns!!! (dies by the lava)
Jonathan: how ironic. Your appearance is based on fire.
Deboth: (voice only) always the jokester.

Deboth appears.

Jonathan: Deboth! It's over!
Deboth: over? It hasn't even begun. Also i have something which makes you worrried.

The lights shows giant Palutena still chained up.

Jonathan: mom!!!
Palutena: Jonathan. Deboth kept me prisoner for 4 months. He's going to remake the universe.
Deboth: i am the ultimate life form!
Jonathan: nobody's perfect plant head!
Deboth: i have still the Siege Perilous. With it, i can travel to universes and cause mass extinctions.
Jonathan: ain't happen ugly green villain! I'll defeat you and save my mom! Prepare for battle.

The battle begins. Jonathan uses Pin Missile but Deboth reflects it with his staff and the youngster dodges them. The freelance cop uses air bending but the villain uses Transcendenterfly Hammer which explodes, hurting Jonathan.

Palutena: Jonathan!!
Chaos: do it my creator! You can finish this kid off.
Deboth: your era is over freelance kid! I will take the star fragment even if i have to destroy you and anyone you hold dear!!!
Darth Vader: you may be a villain but anyone deserves a second chance!

Darth Vader cuts the chains holding giant Palutena with his lightsaber, freeing her.

Chaos: you traitor!
Darth Vader: some villains do care for their loved ones. Your creator cares nothing about you or his allies.
Chaos: this is madness!!
Darth Vader: madness? This is Sparta!!! (kicks Chaos into a lava pool, killing him) i should have done this to Palpatine.
Palutena: thank you Darth Vader.
Darth Vader: you're welcome goddess Palutena. I earn your respect.
Palutena: you still have a good heart.
Deboth: it doesn't matter if you change sides, Vader! I will be victorious!
Jonathan: (voice only) not today!

Jonathan has recovered quickly.

Deboth: impossible!
Jonathan: anything is possible. You see before i confront you, i enhanced myself with the Infinity Core to enhance my healing factor. You may be an intelligent villain but i can still fool you!
Palutena: my son. I will enhance you. (enhances Jonathan with her power, making him more powerful)
Jonathan: thank you so much mom!
Palutena: (smiles) no problem sweetie.
Deboth: i destroyed countless worlds in the name of my creator!
Jonathan: you mean there's a bad guy who's worser than you? I'm looking forward to meet and destroy him! Check out my new Z-Move God Power Super Mega Ultimate Final Finish!!!

He shoots a multicolored energy beam at Deboth, destroying him for good!

Deboth: my creator will avenge me!! YOU ARE DESPICABLE FREELANCE COOOOOP!!!!! (explodes)
Jonathan: villain destroyed.
Palutena: i can stop the army. (creates an energy wave which reduces Deboth's kamikaze army to sands) done.
Jonathan: you're amazing mom.
Palutena: thank you.

The ship starts to break. Jonathan, Palutena and Darth Vader escapes as it explodes.

May: wow. Is Palutena your mom? Awesome!!
Jonathan: yup. Actually i was created by Crazy Hand but she is my adopted mother. But i love her so much.
Palutena: yes. My son is soo cute! (cuddles Jonathan)
May: yes he is.
Jonathan: hellooooooooo nurses.
Darth Vader: i'm glad everything's alright. I'm going to my own way. Perhaps hanging around on Earth.
Jonathan: okay take care Anakin!

Darth Vader leaves.

May: what do we do now Jony?
Jonathan: take a wild guess ladies.

Jonathan blinks. The freelance cop, giant May and Palutena hangs out in Las Vagas, Hoenn and Jotho and have good moments. Later in Quahog. Spellbinder and Yamiror are on a building ready to drop a piano.

Yamiror: hey Spellbinder! Our target is almost here.
Spellbinder: okay then. Push!

They pushes the piano off the rooftop as it crushes Meg Griffin. The duo laughs.

Meg: help me!

Peter farts her and laughs.

The End.

Heroes.

Jonathan Thumb
May
Palutena
Darth Vader (late battle)
Diantha
Charger
The Charger resistance
Kalos Gym Leaders.

Villains.

Deboth
Hundred-Faced High Priest Chaos
Dark Reptile
Darth Vader (early battle)
Magneto
Cornelius Cannoli
Alfredo
Steam Smythe
Hugo a Gogo
Vilgax
Spellbinder
Yamiror
Reaper
General Zod
Endolf
Stormtroopers
Zorima
Cambrimas
Infecteds
Overlord Titans