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“So, Mr. Adams, we have read your CV and we do think you’re a good fit for one of our tiny administration assistant roles. Clearing the dust from keyboards, untangling wiring beneath our desks, polishing shoes and massaging feet is not complicated work and is highly paid, yes.. but not without risks. We saw seven fatalities last year where assistants perished beneath shoes or feet. And also there is the termination clause in the contract. If you are dismissed for misconduct or shirking duties, the contract will be terminated by myself, as CEO, beneath my shoe.
A waiver will need to be signed before you receive the ‘golden handshake’ starting bonus. I understand that your family are in debt, correct? Not many employers recruit men of your… stature… these days.”

Description
“So, Mr. Adams, we have read your CV and we do think you’re a good fit for one of our tiny administration assistant roles. Clearing the dust from keyboards, untangling wiring beneath our desks, polishing shoes and massaging feet is not complicated work and is highly paid, yes.. but not without risks. We saw seven fatalities last year where assistants perished beneath shoes or feet. And also there is the termination clause in the contract. If you are dismissed for misconduct or shirking duties, the contract will be terminated by myself, as CEO, beneath my shoe.
A waiver will need to be signed before you receive the ‘golden handshake’ starting bonus. I understand that your family are in debt, correct? Not many employers recruit men of your… stature… these days.”