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Dear readers,
Hi, I’m Jeffrey Dahmer, but most of you may know me as Jeff or Jeff the Killer. I’d like to take a moment to talk about my status as a creepypasta and tell you why this is not true. You see, in 2008, I was very fond of knives. I played with them frequently; threw them, cut my hair with them, and even chewed on them. Needless to say, I failed in keeping one in my grip, and cut one side of my mouth horribly. I also was very fond of symmetry at the time, so I stupidly cut my other lip as well. I went to the doctor’s, but their stitches didn’t help much. I was known as the “Joker-Face” among my peers for nearly a year. At one point I finally had had it and cut off my eyelids. Now, don’t ask me why I did this; I barely remember anything past that point. It was not the smartest decision I had ever made, and I frequently regret my actions. I now have to sleep with a specially prescribed sleep mask in order to rest. As for my pale complexion and the knife I always carry with me, I do not go around in public much and mainly stay in the basement of Mr. Greggor’s Pigs and Poultry shop in town, chopping away at dead turkeys and cows. The picture that I posted online so long ago was to prove a point; that I do not care what people think of my face. But as most things do, that feeling of self-affection soon faded away, and I was left chopping meat for the rest of my life in a basement. And of course everything spreads like a wild fire on the internet and I was Jeff the Killer from then on. I do not appreciate these rumors about me, and would like for everyone to stop spreading them. I am looking into getting prosthetic eyelids and stitching for my mouth so I can be quote and quote “normal.” Thank you for your time, and please, spread the word that this so called “Jeff the Killer” is no more.
Sincerely, Jeffrey.
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HELLO WORLD

I just LOVE Jeff and creepypasta, and I think that I might do more of these kinds of things.

If you would like to request a creepypasta's name for me to clear, please do so.

I will look them up. *shiver*

Okay, I'm done.

Enjoy!!

Description
Dear readers,
Hi, I’m Jeffrey Dahmer, but most of you may know me as Jeff or Jeff the Killer. I’d like to take a moment to talk about my status as a creepypasta and tell you why this is not true. You see, in 2008, I was very fond of knives. I played with them frequently; threw them, cut my hair with them, and even chewed on them. Needless to say, I failed in keeping one in my grip, and cut one side of my mouth horribly. I also was very fond of symmetry at the time, so I stupidly cut my other lip as well. I went to the doctor’s, but their stitches didn’t help much. I was known as the “Joker-Face” among my peers for nearly a year. At one point I finally had had it and cut off my eyelids. Now, don’t ask me why I did this; I barely remember anything past that point. It was not the smartest decision I had ever made, and I frequently regret my actions. I now have to sleep with a specially prescribed sleep mask in order to rest. As for my pale complexion and the knife I always carry with me, I do not go around in public much and mainly stay in the basement of Mr. Greggor’s Pigs and Poultry shop in town, chopping away at dead turkeys and cows. The picture that I posted online so long ago was to prove a point; that I do not care what people think of my face. But as most things do, that feeling of self-affection soon faded away, and I was left chopping meat for the rest of my life in a basement. And of course everything spreads like a wild fire on the internet and I was Jeff the Killer from then on. I do not appreciate these rumors about me, and would like for everyone to stop spreading them. I am looking into getting prosthetic eyelids and stitching for my mouth so I can be quote and quote “normal.” Thank you for your time, and please, spread the word that this so called “Jeff the Killer” is no more.
Sincerely, Jeffrey.
~~~~

HELLO WORLD

I just LOVE Jeff and creepypasta, and I think that I might do more of these kinds of things.

If you would like to request a creepypasta's name for me to clear, please do so.

I will look them up. *shiver*

Okay, I'm done.

Enjoy!!