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Shortpacked! © David Willis -itswalkyI will not rest until one of these charts is made for everything. EVERYTHING!
LG - Drunk Mike for the point where he tried to break up with Amber since being with sober him would only cause her pain. Whenever he drinks he's kind, considerate and all around a good guy.
NG - Amber (at least as Amazi-Girl) who's been getting pretty strong, morally, and even nice to Faz once she decides to tell him they're related.
CG - Ninja Rick, though he's pretty psychotically violent, he's a fairly good person when he helps the guy looking for ninja toys.
LN - Leslie, She'd be an evil jerk for Galasso, admitted shame is dead to her and wanted to punch Jesus. While other than that she's fairly normal, she just seems a little south of good.
TN - Ethan, he's the normal guy, I mean comparatively. He's bad at making the "right" decision but always far from evil (maybe even close to NG). Just kind of apathetic.
CN - Robin, while she tries for good, kind of, she can be rather petty, manipulative and in it for her own goals like almost forcing Ethan to do Thad or making Amber make out with complete strangers for money.
LE - Galasso. He pretty much makes the rules in the store, and commands his employees like an army. He has attempted to kill seasonal help just because he didn't need them.
NE - Ultra Car, "a poor man's Mike" who does kind of dick-ish things just for the fun of it. Though he does have a soft spot for Joe and Robin. The same as Malaya with Ken and Leslie.
CE - Sober Mike. Need I say more?
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I do. Everything he does to Ethan alone on a regular basis, having sex with him and Amber to drive a wedge between them as well as to spite Robin, throwing dead people at giant monsters, setting Jacob up with Amber's mom then proposing to her with their sex noises (okay, that turned out to be a good thing he did when he'd been drinking, but out of context...), trying to get a cat to eat Amber's hams and nearly killing them with a hammer.
Oh, and he fucked your mom. For a nickel.
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Comments: 18
Flimflanboy [2017-08-21 12:04:45 +0000 UTC]
Makes sense that Mike's alignment would flip when he's plastered.
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BenRG [2015-08-13 15:58:21 +0000 UTC]
I guess I just love the idea that Mike is both Lawful Good and Chaotic Evil, depending on his sobriety!
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HikariYamiKage [2012-11-28 09:48:50 +0000 UTC]
not sure rick showing off some ninja toys makes up for him trying to kill someone for dating the girl he liked
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Ninjarobot33 In reply to HikariYamiKage [2012-11-28 15:37:13 +0000 UTC]
I know, but my mind wasn't on that when I made this. Nor was it on whether he was a genuinely good person for acting nice like that. But who else would fit the bill in this comic? Who is quirky like that without morally ambiguous motives?
Answer: Lucy, but she wasn't introduced as a main character yet.
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Ninjarobot33 In reply to NitroBlaster96 [2012-08-21 12:50:54 +0000 UTC]
Actually according to the tags on the comic it was in; yes, yes he is. [link]
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indirin [2012-07-01 15:58:24 +0000 UTC]
I think Mike, in general, is either CN or (dare I say it?) CG. But yes, I really like this!
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Maycrofy In reply to indirin [2012-07-09 13:12:11 +0000 UTC]
Mike is a force of nature, just like good and evil.
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indirin In reply to Maycrofy [2012-07-09 15:01:55 +0000 UTC]
True. But I don't think that he's evil.
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Ninjarobot33 In reply to indirin [2012-07-11 19:22:04 +0000 UTC]
Frankly, I'm not sure if Galasso or UC could be considered evil either. But they're the closest we have. If I were to think of someone in Shortpacked who fits the CE slot other than Mike, it would probably be one of the store's strawman customers, or Faz or Sydney Yus.
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indirin In reply to Ninjarobot33 [2012-07-17 18:51:24 +0000 UTC]
Definitely Sydney Yus. Faz isn't really /evil/. He's just... you know.
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Ninjarobot33 In reply to indirin [2012-07-18 08:37:04 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, Faz is too much sympathetic now to be evil.
Actually, when I thought about it, Sydney seems kind of Lawful, what with her convoluted plans and leading the Axis of Something.
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philippegagnon [2012-06-26 18:15:22 +0000 UTC]
I like that the same character occupy two extremes of the chart.
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LPHogan [2012-06-26 17:17:58 +0000 UTC]
Heheh... this is amazingly fitting for the cast of SP... kudos for the thoughts put into it!
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TironaLee [2011-09-12 09:35:56 +0000 UTC]
Bow before the most awesome beaning in the universe!
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