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Published: 2011-05-05 22:04:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 7820; Favourites: 140; Downloads: 289
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TURN ON YOUR TRASHIEST TECHNO~I love it when I'm running around endgame, and I've just taken down some sort of EPIC BOSS, and I go to loot that tantalizing crate--and what could that be? IS THAT SOME TORN TROUSERS?
YEAAAHHHHHH!
I imagine Hawke's friends, standing around him in concern...
"Hawke... Hawke, you can let it go--you can let them go. You're a lord now. You're not in the slums any more. You can leave it here, Hawke. Let the skeleton keep its quiet dignity. Please, Hawke...."
"Hoarders"-style, he seizes every possible salable item, desperate for every last copper, a shattered, paranoid man thanks to his years of abject poverty....
......
I know this is INCREDIBLY STUPID and I am sorry, haha.
I drew this at work. LOL. It's some sort of generic fine-tipped pen on computer paper.... Still used my Copics, but they bled a lot, like you'd expect. Then I used like a million computer programs to eventually make it an animated .gif. It was a painful time.
There are some timing issues I'll try to fix... but OH GOD I am not good at this .gif making stuff.
I know this is COMPLETELY unrelated to what I'm supposed to be doing. I'm sorry. I just needed to do this. FOR SOME REASON.
Hawke (and TORN TROUSERS!) (C) Bioware. I tease you because I love you.
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I always figure that people have some really kinky sex all around the places in Kirkwall and leave their trouser remains around.
But this...yes...this.
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I can relate to this.I always collected everything and I forgot that you could sell trash and just stuff it into the chest at my house.
( it was half-way through act 2 that I figured out that I could sell them T_T)
I bet they were all concerned for me as well.
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don't you find yourself keeping them in favor of other better loot though? My inventory is full I could take the pearl but the moldy scarf have 25 in the stack, it could be worth as much as 50 coppers!
((I forgot to empty my inventory a lot ))
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This is magical. About time someone honored the random crap to be found in boxes and barrels in that game!
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lol is this on youtube? put this on youtube.
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also, the comments on this page are priceless
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FOR CEREAL!
first thing i noticed in-game that was dramatically weird in comparison to the first one "oh, cool, some random stuff, like neverwinter--- wait. NO ONE wants this stuff? 3 COPPERS, ANDRASTE'S ASS." then you start thinking about it. and you're like. "dear god. i'm a sick f*** if this is what i'm taking off of dead bodies. O__O"
/rantofsilly
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I know! I'm like... the vendors... they must think me mad...!
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I always think it'd be awkward stealing, I mean looting, clothes from someone you just killed...
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It's a pity You can't actually put those things on. I'd love to roleplay Hawke as an eccentric millionaire running around Kirkwall dressed like something that died fifty years ago but paying for most expensive runes with his diamond visa.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Truly the Scrooge McDuck of men! ... Oh wait. That would probably just be Scrooge....
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Oh gawds yes, this! Forget "Champion of Kirkwall" I'm the "Pants Thief of Kirkwall" - I've spent about 25 of the 36 hours I've been playing the game looting from impoverished elves, prostitutes, and stealing the pants off dead beggars.
I even kept a rusty metal spoon I found in Darktown. In my mind, my f!mage!Hawke offers it to Fenris to cut out Denarius's heart.
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It would have been nice if maybe you could donate some of those things to the Ferelden refugee place (in exchange for EXP or something). It would have given you an actual reason to go there, aside from getting info on Anders! But nooo, cash only!
It also would have been cool if you could find stuff to decorate your house. You know, other than those white lilies...!
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Your descriptive test is awesome, and crammed with truthiness.
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gotta love the little Hawke moving with the untzuntzuntz to the side
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Haha, normally I don't draw default Hawke, but I thought it worked here 
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Oh, he does look cool! But I still play a customized one, so that's normally what I draw, haha.
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what?!
b-but default Hawke looks cool
maybe it's the beard
or the combo of beard and ruffleable hair...
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I happened to be listening to Lady Gaga/Beyonce's Telephone when looking at this picture
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I LOVE THAT SONG, haha. I was listening to it recently, too. I'd been listening to almost nothing but Celtic music the last month and really needed to shake things up!
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It's at the top of my 'earworm' playlist along with U2, Madonna, Gary Jules, Beethoven, Sigur Rรณs, Chicane and Deadmau5 
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You're... you're crazy.
In a hilarious, awesome way. Oh god. Your description alone - and the mental images - has me shaking in laughter.
Technically, there's a practical side to looting every damn thing - it's so I don't forget what I still haven't looted and what I've merely chosen to discard. Easier to just take every pair of torn trousers. XD
Please, continue. With whatever you choose.
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Yeah, I loot everything so the sparkling goes away (so I know I didn't skip anything). Also, there's no real downside, as long as you still have space in your backpack. (It's not like Morrowind where filling your inventory physically slowed you down.) Still, my Hawke must look absolutely insane!
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Faved!
I thought the same a lot.
Here is the Champion of Kirkwall, Slayer of Qunari, Abominations and Dragons, and shameless looter of poor mine workers.
Sometime in the game, this sickened me enough to Alt+F4 and not continue for a couple days.
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I figure it must just be one of Hawke's loveable quirks. Like, maybe the merchants don't even want this stuff, they'll just give him three coppers for it to be nice. "Aww, you found some trousers! HOW CUTE."
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Adorable & plus it made me snort-laugh like a kid.
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This will make my next playthrough so much better. DAO had such good loot. Everything sold for so much. DA2, Diamonds are still only worth coppers I believe. And everybody seems to only have the shirt (pants) on their back (legs).
Still, when my Hawke runs through somewhere, I know all the beggars get so upset.
"Those were my spare trousers you douche! Look at him Stinky, he's running around it polished armor worth more than our /lives/ and he's out stealing my spare trousers!"
"Oh, I know Muck. He stole my scarf just yesterday!"
"That pretty faded purple one? That /bastard/!"
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Giggling madly because you're right, and I'm going to have that going on in my head next playthrough.
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It makes the disappointment when you click on a sparkling crate a little less intense... LOL!
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loool! 
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The merchants must think you're insane. You're dressed in armor worth like 100 sovereigns and you're still trying to sell loads of old, nasty pants!
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This is my favorite thing today, lol.
"Let the skeleton keep its quiet dignity. Please, Hawke...." I started laughing uncontrollably when I read this.
You rock <3
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Thanks! Sometimes I need to just do something silly
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That killed me too. I can totally hear it in Varric's voice.
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I'm such a item whore. I totally sympathize...
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Have you seen Black cat, white cat? , because that is totally the soundtrack for this gif...
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I'm still irate, no matter how many playthroughs I do, that difficult bosses drop utter, utter crap. I JUST TOOK TEN MINUTES TO KILL A REVENANT I DESERVE AT LEAST A WORKING STAVE FOR THAT
So yeah, this is BRILLIANT.
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I KNOW! You basically have to be in it for the thrill of battle, because there is like a 99% chance you are getting PANTS.
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lolol
Yeah, I love the way loot works sometimes. XD Like, why did my Warden go digging around in that pile of filth in the corner of werewolf-infested ruins JUST IN CASE there might be an iron ring or something in there? XD
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Especially when there's a Blight happening! Woah, priorities!
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I can't even begin to describe to you how long I stared at this gif--and then tried to find the perfect techno song.
It....
It's just so bloody brilliant. :'D
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