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Description EDIT: Okay. I'm sick of all these little smart-asses posting stuff like "Haha! I know Leader's name!" and "But... Blue IS a girl. Yeesh. Read the manga!" Are you too simple-minded to figure out that this was drawn BEFORE they were revealed? What do you want me to do? Change every single piece of artwork I've ever done to fit with recent chapters? Hell no. So stop spamming my work just so you can get a small sense of false intelligence.

EDIT AGAIN: I just wanted to take a quick moment to sincerely thank everyone for all the favs and comments on this. 10,000+ to be exact. Thanks for helping make this one of the most popular "Akatsuki" pics here on dA! You make me a happy, happy person.


My big top secret project... Forty panels, seven hours of work, fifteen hand cramps, and one severe headache... Totally... fucking... worth it...

Yeah, yeah, I know I promised Hinata was next, but this idea found it's way into my head and refused to get out until I made it happen. I was gonna hold off on it, but when I started getting Notes asking about one as well, I took that as a sign that this had to be done as soon as possible. I'm not going to say who requested it, because I was planning the idea way before anyone asked about it and I can't remember who all the people were that requested it. Sorry.

Well... Yeah, don't have much to say about this... It pretty much speaks for itself... I think. Ugh... I DESPISE the way Itachi, Zetsu, and Kakuzu came out, but whatever. It was tough to do Tobi, what with no facial features 'n' all and it was a huge pain in the ass coming up with ideas for Zetsu. Do not ask where Orochimaru is. He already has a rant and I've never even considered him part of Akatsuki to begin with(he's a bloody quitter).

Well, I hope everyone enjoys this. I know I enjoyed making it(especially drawing the expressions).

I'm going to go lay down now.

Akatsuki (C) Masashi Kishimoto
Artwork (C) Me(Novanator)
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Comments: 4194

Latia-Glace [2011-06-19 02:58:22 +0000 UTC]

i Love Zetsu's rant.

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JustaWannabeXD [2011-06-15 01:33:10 +0000 UTC]

Potty mouth, Hidan...I'd rather be locked in a room with Itachi and Sasuke than hear that word...
But sweet, man, sweet. And yes, Tobi is such a good boy. XD

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Randomness472 In reply to ??? [2011-06-15 00:14:37 +0000 UTC]

holy crap Zetsu's gonna eat me in my sleep!

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AkasunaNoSunahi In reply to ??? [2011-06-14 15:54:33 +0000 UTC]

LMAO! I really love Itachi, Deidara and Hidan's part! Good job! XD

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Boxofcereal In reply to ??? [2011-06-10 13:49:58 +0000 UTC]

XD AHAAHAHHHAAH! This made my day! I love Akatsuki humor...

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KitCatKat13 In reply to ??? [2011-06-10 11:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Awww..i love zetsu in the last two panels....especially his face inthe last one!

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LinkinPark7871 In reply to ??? [2011-06-08 18:52:59 +0000 UTC]

HIDAN!<3 <3 <3 XD

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NinjaFoxsBuddy In reply to ??? [2011-06-08 14:22:14 +0000 UTC]

This is freakin awesome!! ^.^

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NightlyRaven In reply to ??? [2011-06-08 01:20:50 +0000 UTC]

OK....Konan: your awesome, Hidan:go F##k yourself.

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soda4artists In reply to ??? [2011-06-04 16:09:19 +0000 UTC]

sweet pic im a tottal akatsuki fan!!!!!!
Tobi iz my favorite

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catki19 In reply to ??? [2011-06-02 10:51:38 +0000 UTC]

"Oh. And I don't have a crush on Itachi or have a collection of plushies of him under my bed ..... I swear ....." Nice cover Kisame
You too Kakuzu

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JoyaOscura In reply to ??? [2011-06-01 05:37:57 +0000 UTC]

An interesting piece of fanart. I was wondering though, when you wrote Itachi as being a "cold-hearted, border-psychotic bastard" was that your view of the character at the time this fanart was made? If so, do you still view him in that manner after the truth about the Uchiha Massacre was revealed?

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Novanator In reply to JoyaOscura [2011-06-01 05:52:06 +0000 UTC]

Yes, this was made waaaaay before Itachi secretly being a gigantic pussygood guy was even being hinted at. And Naruto became such a horrendous series after that incident that in my mind nothing past that point is canon, so yes, I still regard him as the glorious magnificent bastard he used to be.

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Azusa1234 In reply to ??? [2011-05-30 14:10:06 +0000 UTC]

Poor Konan.

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COU0003 In reply to ??? [2011-05-30 09:44:35 +0000 UTC]

pure genuis... you are a freaking genuis.

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WhenNitemaresHaunt In reply to ??? [2011-05-28 20:24:26 +0000 UTC]

awesome ^_^you cleared up stuff for so many naru-fans out there~ love the deidara rant <3 ~

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AlexaChan95 In reply to ??? [2011-05-28 18:03:49 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love your rants!! XD

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YaakovHirshiv In reply to ??? [2011-05-27 14:03:38 +0000 UTC]

LOL I love Hidans, Peins, and Kisames.

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allen-mikk In reply to ??? [2011-05-26 05:10:33 +0000 UTC]

pretty accurate on the character abuse.
But why Vegas? why not Tokyo, or London, or DC? To clarify, my problem is that I live in Vegas

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hiddeninmyshadows In reply to ??? [2011-05-17 21:31:01 +0000 UTC]

haha love this !!! ^^

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AdrianYamasuki2001 In reply to ??? [2011-05-16 19:24:53 +0000 UTC]

Blue's real name is Konan and She is a girl Mewchu!

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Novanator In reply to AdrianYamasuki2001 [2011-05-16 19:25:53 +0000 UTC]

Up your ass with broken glass.

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AdrianYamasuki2001 In reply to Novanator [2011-05-16 19:26:46 +0000 UTC]

......I was only trying to help the confused pplz.... mewchu...

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Novanator In reply to AdrianYamasuki2001 [2011-05-16 19:28:55 +0000 UTC]

People aren't confused. Read the god dammed artists comments. Everybody and their mother knows that shit. You're not being clever, you're not being helpful. You're being obnoxious.

And quit with that "mewchu" shit. You sound like a fucking moron.

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AdrianYamasuki2001 In reply to Novanator [2011-05-16 19:30:28 +0000 UTC]

.... why are you being mean to me? what did i ever do to you? I like your picture... i wasnot trying to be a smartass or anything...

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Novanator In reply to AdrianYamasuki2001 [2011-05-16 19:34:03 +0000 UTC]

Then next time read the god dammed artist's comments.

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torak4renn In reply to ??? [2011-05-15 16:26:19 +0000 UTC]

lmfao!!!! This is HILARIOUS! The Itachi and the Kakuzu were my favourite ''I have a wife and three kids'' Just the thought xD

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xXKuroDeathBeautyXx [2011-05-14 14:08:03 +0000 UTC]

the one with deidara was funny. I made a perverted joke like that but I said that he jacks off with his mouth hands becuase thats the only way he can get his clay....*shot*

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michelrpg [2011-05-09 13:31:38 +0000 UTC]

HEY, DID YOU KNOW LEADERS NAME IS ACTUALLY PAIN?!?! LOLOLOL



love me for who I am ^^

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artistickat [2011-05-06 16:27:14 +0000 UTC]

I love this! <3333
You did awesome!!
But one question...
Why is there a battle of the religions?
Seriously...
Thats just sad...

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cthulhufhtagn1987 In reply to ??? [2011-05-06 05:45:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, hilarious, and congratulations on your faves and comments... OVER TENTHOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!11

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akatsuki-person-X3 In reply to ??? [2011-05-03 23:02:39 +0000 UTC]

what DOES happen in vages?AND I WILL KEEP IT UP SO WHEN HIDAN COMES IM GONNA HUG HIM TO DEATH I LOVE HIM SOOO MUCH and kakuzu! there both hot!like fiya

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Aquablue2010 In reply to ??? [2011-04-28 07:54:27 +0000 UTC]

I couldnt stop laughing at Kisame's rant!!!!!!!So hilarious!!!! Deidara's and Leader person's are hell funny too!!! Good job!

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WellFuckYouThen In reply to ??? [2011-04-25 17:52:18 +0000 UTC]

What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas D

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Pein-Sempai In reply to ??? [2011-04-20 00:44:08 +0000 UTC]

Nice

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Diffethan In reply to ??? [2011-04-17 08:46:57 +0000 UTC]

Haha, love that one whit Zetzu..xD

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OXToxicTearsXO In reply to ??? [2011-04-17 06:36:05 +0000 UTC]

I litterally(sp?) laughed my ass off!

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jisko2ijsko In reply to ??? [2011-04-16 12:53:40 +0000 UTC]

....
let me just say this:
to pain: YOU AREN'T THE REAL LEADER!!! lol. had to say it
to itachi: you forgot puppies...
to kisame: you are really bad in lying.
to deidei: sorry dei. but you are the perfect uke there and you and sasori are cute. and i think every fangirl doesn't care if you are with it or not.
to sasori: ... so you aren't pinocchio?
to tobi: i also like pancakes
to kakuzu: good cover
to hidan: you know... if you come visit the ones who keep talking like that we will go on until you come.
to konan: BY HAPPY! YOU ARE IN THE HOTTEST CLUB-thing EVER!!!
to zetsu: so i saw you in vegas?

for the rest. I LOVE IT!!!!

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Sorosoro In reply to ??? [2011-04-14 00:12:56 +0000 UTC]

......Good work.

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Supercutesakura In reply to ??? [2011-04-13 18:13:12 +0000 UTC]

Yeyy, Sasodei!!! XD

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Takua4646 In reply to ??? [2011-04-10 00:59:53 +0000 UTC]

Funny and true.

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KibaHidan [2011-04-08 20:38:37 +0000 UTC]

I love this ^-^

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IKNOWME In reply to ??? [2011-03-30 03:51:08 +0000 UTC]

Kisame's, Deidara's, Sasori's, and Hidan's rants are all GREAT! the rest need to be updated

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Annasvip In reply to ??? [2011-03-29 21:13:50 +0000 UTC]

This is great! lol @ Kisame. Well, all of them are funny. Great job.

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michellerules [2011-03-28 08:19:23 +0000 UTC]

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\>^^i made a zetsu smily lol

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bookworm555 [2011-03-27 20:52:05 +0000 UTC]

This is so funny! I nearly died laughing!

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shinxthinx In reply to ??? [2011-03-27 10:19:24 +0000 UTC]

isnt hidan a 'm'?

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Climbintospace [2011-03-23 21:43:15 +0000 UTC]

Simply awesome

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deiinolove08 [2011-03-22 05:34:24 +0000 UTC]

this is so funny. I swear i fell off my chair and rolled on the carpet just laughing.. ahahaha

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GiftedElements [2011-03-20 04:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Itachi's was epic

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