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Published: 2007-05-31 20:51:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 258284; Favourites: 4635; Downloads: 50039
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IT LIVES!!!
What? Hey, you're the ones who asked for it. Sakura takes so much damn abuse in Fandom... I swear this must've originally been like 80 panels long(not kidding)... I wasn't sure who to make a rant for next at first, but I decided I should focus on the most abused characters, and Sakura definitely falls into that category. I feel like I focused a bit too much on pairings in this, but when you think about it that's where most of her abuse comes from. I mean when I first heard about her being paired up with characters like Kakashi, Gaara, Itachi, and Sasori(not with Ino, that was to be expected what with the pervs) I literally fell out of my chair laughing. I mean I get that Crack is Crack, but what made me laugh is that some of those pairings are POPULAR, what's more the fact that some of the people who support them believe they could actually happen. Oh. And yes, I very much enjoyed taking that shot at Girls Gone Wild. Those dammed late night Comedy Central commercials drive me insane to no end... I'm really proud of how this one turned out for some reason... I just hope everyone else loves it as much as I do and it lives up to all the hype from the Naruto one... Soo... Enjoy! And uhh... don't kill me for those last three panels... Please? By the way, I'm currently totally clueless as to who I should make a rant for next(if anyone) so I'm open to suggestions folks.Just for reference if anyone wants to see the other Rants and is too lazy to go through my Gallery.
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if narusaku happen im just going to sick.
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Hi since you disabled comments for your rant....i'll just write my comment here....... i loved your rant..... it was fucking awesome........... im here at 5 in the morning eating a fucking bowl of popcorn reading your rant......................... You are like awesome and just continue on with your art......
BTW Have a Cookie
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i love this rant..... so kawaiii
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How...Do You know what is exactly sakura's thinking?hm? xd maybee....maybe....i dont know, i dont create her....but, anyway....Just, maybe, she is thinking other tiny things. But you are right, she get's so much abuse in fandom...Poor she. Just character that doesnt even exist, and there's people that hate her. If they are going to blame sakura, for the way that she acts; blame Kishimoto, he creates her...but, no! that's not right!why blame someone? it's just a cartoon for the love of....!Let Kishimoto draw whatever he wants, is His art!
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oh, really? what? do you smell her? is that possible?
Geez...really...is that your excuse...-.- God..
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yeah? well your ass is stinky winky too! xd
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I was born without a butt, thanks for reminding me. Jerk.
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Oh, dear, you're welcome.
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HAHAHA ROFLOLMAO OH MAN I LOVE YOU I BOW DOWN TO YOU I PRAY TO YOU (jk I pray only to God)!! XD Finally someone who gets it!
'Just character that doesnt even exist, and there's people that hate her. If they are going to blame sakura, for the way that she acts; blame Kishimoto, he creates her...but, no! that's not right!why blame someone? it's just a cartoon for the love of....!Let Kishimoto draw whatever he wants, is His art!'
Oh God, I've been saying that so many times! I knew there are other people with the same views as mine but I'm just glad someone got the guts to actually say it 
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Hahahaxd-Well, apparently, they are (:
(And now, i feel glad not to be the only one who think's about it)
I mean, yes! Why the hell hate something that doesnt even exist? I think it's something really ridiculous and meaningless that type of hate,( i dont even know if 'that' should be called hate...)I hate the violence to animals, its real.
But, weeeell...some people have their own points of view...
Oh man, your comment made my day xd so thanks 
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*sniff* You're beautiful! *voice gets high* :')
XD Hehe glad I made your day ^-^
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i didnt know there were gaara x sakura shippers...
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Me either. But of course, what's even MORE shocking is that there are Gaara x HINATA shippers. I mean really, what do they have in common, other than the fact that they both have great admiration for, and were inspired to better themselves by, Naruto?
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I love NaruSaku
(I'm sure Sakura's and Lee's kid could be cute...It really depends on what you think cute is...[I think Lee's cute])
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omg thank you for telling me sasori's name! i couldn't remember it and ya sorry but when i wanna read smut bout a male character i always pair them with sakura mostly cuz she and i have similar personalities and reactions to things
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Agree with ya here. Sakura's mah fave character, but they abuse her the most!
Oh, and since I am a NaruSaku fan, thank you for the last 3 panels! They made my day!
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i wouldn't bag on the sasori and sakura pairings is i were u sakura they are about the only times i can stand u cuz im a sasunaru fan and u try to ruin that pairing and ur hair is pink which is gross and u keep making people risk themselfs for u and do stupid things like 'hey i'm gonna go kill sasuke by my self' but i like u with sasori partly cuz i love the cupple and also cuz u were kick ass in that fight
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Do you even GO to school?
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You made a very nice point here but I do enjoy the couples mentioned here.It just something in my head.Not Sakura and Ino.
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haha, all of your Naruto work is hilarious. I love it. I love Sakura too and understand why so many people hate on her and Karin. I think their both cool characters. Pretty much the only character I can't stand is Kabuto. Even Madara's better than him.
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considering u hit him right over the head after he beat pain and u know, saved your sorry ass like he always does, i think u have been mean to him more than just early on. >
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Personally i don't think she's all that terable anymore (I didn't even hate here before shippuden. Sure she was a little weak and googly eyed for the emo kid but she WAS smart and she had a sort of motivation although it by it's self wasn't that strong)
I actually think she's my favorite female character now: she's tough, strong, has way more motive, i think it's hillarious when she beats up naruto and sai, and let's face it; the sasori sakura chiyo fight is one of the best without being too complex or new like the others.
And for all of you who hate sakura because she killed sakura look at it this way; without sakura we would have never even seen sasori's real form (not to mention a poor old lady would have been murdered brutally by her own grandson)
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great
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Sakura, are you trying to hide something? *grins*
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you know if many people love her many people hate her, the more your known the more your hated it always like that. i luv sakura!!!!!!!!!
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I totally agree with everything in this picture!....besides the gaara point I LOVE gaasaku!!!!!!
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Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey, I think you should do a Kakashi's Rant :3
Of course, that is, if you have time C:
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It's good to see a Sakura rant like yours. Sakura gets too much crap.
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Hilarious! Live your artwork and I agree, some of her pairings are pointless! Great job!
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I love Sakura. she's my favorite kunoichi. sure she CAN be a bitch, especially towards Naruto, but I'm proud to call her 'The bitch' because being 'the bitch' is something to be proud of. being any toher regular bitch is not. she's gotten alot nicer, she's healed little kids that simply fell on the street and scraped their knee!! not to mention she blushed when she saw Naruto in shippuden!! come on, obvious insta-crush!! she's over Sasuke. she tried killing him on her own by telling Naruto that she loved him and hoped he'd believe her enough to back down and not have to be burdened with killing Sasuke. thats a heavy burden to take on her own. and she's not weak!! have you sene her punches? her grips? OUCH!?!? I mean, if anyone is weak,it's Hinata. she spins. she gets captured to show off when she breaks free. she dances naked in water when she knows she's on a camping trip with a bunch of boys. lemme compare them for a moment:
Sakura wishes to become stronger to help her friends like they helped her. so she doesn't look like a burden on them, and so she can protect Naruto.
Hinata wants Naruto's attention. she wants him to notice her. she takes everything he says and does out of context for the sake of her stalker-ish crush. she gets in a bad situation, and does somehting (breking free to show off/ getting badly injured) to burden herself on Naruto, or to make him feel bad. whore much?
Sakura is soo much more badass. I mean, even Ino has the mind-contorl thing, she may be weak, but it comes in handy! I'm not trying to start a fight. my simple thoughts that will hopefully reach other NaruSaku and Sakura fans so we can have a gleeful conversation. don't like what I posted, ignore it and move on. I stopped arguing wiht people when I found out how bitter people can be over a stupid topic.
point is, Sakura is boss, not a bitch. deal with it.
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I agree with you on Sakura helping others and that she changed, I like her because she brings inspiration to the female fans everywhere, she shows a human side and that she made mistakes and fixes them. Most of the Sakura haters just don't understand what kishimoto was trying to do to her. She has flaws and mistakes and she's been TRYING to fix them, they just hate her for the human flaws that the haters experience in their lives too. If they hate her so much because of her flaws then they will "really love her if she's a mary sue" I do disagree with you calling Hinata a whore though, she was just a little girl that's too shy and a bit ignorant at that time when she was "dancing in the water naked" she made a mistake she didn't know naruto was going to show up. Everybody makes stupid mistakes no human being is perfect. The Sakura and Hinata haters should really shut up about the bashing like that because the two girls are trying their best, if they hate them so much for their flaws then let them deal with Mary Sues and let's see if that changes their minds.
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I don't remember what I typed, but I thought I called her an attention whore O.o I don't like her motives. sorry :I thanks for being a reasonable person though!! more people like you should exist p:
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Oh yes dislike is alright, but hating is going a bit too far. Hating is so negative, living is a bit too far but it's not a negative thing.
Yea I wish the people could just chill out and have a friendly debate on the like and dislikes in everything that goes on.
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I'm happy nice people like you, who don't flip their lids over every little thing, exist. not very good with staying calm, you're a very calm and sensable person though
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