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Published: 2012-05-18 02:27:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 15515; Favourites: 386; Downloads: 0
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Alternatively titled: "This is why we can't have nice things"Not only is it hard to see what you're shooting through a face full of robot crotch, but a decoy doesn't really do it's job of leading the bullets AWAY from you when the decoy is deployed RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU.
EDI, really, I like you and all, and I think your romance with Joker is cute, but this is why I never bring you on missions. :I
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lol she scared the crap out of me like that a number of times xD
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I think you read my mind x] She somehow always managed to be in my way and/or right where the enemies would hit me or my other squad member x]
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When ever I picked edi, she places her decoy RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!
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Well she was made by Cerberus, .... just sayin.
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Those dirty minded.......
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I always panic when one of those is squatting in front of me. No idea why, but I think it's because they decoys resemble the Cerberus agents who do the death cartwheels right before they murder me.
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You think that's bad, on Multiplayer gold follow your infiltrator around with a Salarian engineer and use decoy when they are arming or disarming.
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Since when do robots have camel toe? Never understood that... LOL
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Since the Illusive Man modelled them after his dead girlfriend.
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Good point. I guess the decoy is a twin fetish?
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Since someone decided 'Yeah... robot camel toe makes sense'
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I think there was beer involved in that decision.
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I bet you took her with you only once,to try her out.Because she is useless as hell.Youre lucky,she wasn't dressed in suit,or else there will be space magic and you'll saw detailed cameltoe.
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I never put her in the suit because I could never see EDI thinking she should wear clothes (what with her being Joker's assistant bot and not seeing the point of clothing since she's not 'equipped') but I saw the pics on tumblr. WHY GAME DEVELOPERS. EITHER YOU ENJOYED DETAILING THAT TOO MUCH OR YOU DISLIKED HER THAT MUCH?? D:
IDK about that EDI is soooort of useful if you pay attention and deploy the decoys yourself. Otherwise, she's a HUGE pain int he ass. D:< The only one more annoying was Liara, but that's because she ALWAYS died and never shut up.
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With me she was useless,i was adept and been killing everyone with biotic combos and Liara was it.
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hahaa!! oooh, i think we've all experienced this!... over and bloomin over! >w<
brilliant!
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Your life is full of crotch encounters?
I'm terribly sorry.
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Not just random crotches, but random ROBOT crotches. It makes all the difference.
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TROLOLOLOLOLOL! Kinda wish Joker and EDI were also romanacable! Love this!
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Pfft I remember you telling me about this but yes that is annoying. Poor Shepard.
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I've had this on my drive for quite some time actually, even before I mentioned it to you. It feels good to finally put art to my frustration. LOL
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Oh really? But I can see that from the facial expressions and the tone that your Shepard has with EDI.
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Then you shouldn't have brought her to Purgatory.
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I Love EDI
..butyes, Never Goes on Missions CAuse i Always get freaked out when an EDI-Gram will pop in from of me
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HAH, she does climb things alot XD silly edi, lol. Brilliant! ^^
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the f***ing thing always spawns almost inside of my character and that sucks
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I think she does that on purpose. You know, just to f*** with you.
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Ah, one of my favorite scenes in the whole game xD
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I usually order her to set it somewhere else...
other than that I'll stick with Tali...
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I started doing that too--but when the skill ended and I forgot to deploy it on my own, she'd deploy it right in front of me. :I
I'd totally rather have Tali in my party--she's adorable and her drone is really useful.
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LOLz! I love it, so true!!! hahaha, great work!
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Never take her when on Insanity mode. You will die every time
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What do you do when you have to play the Cerberus level then?
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I haven't gotten that far on insanity but im pretty sure I'm going to avoid her...or die...alot
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lol this is all so true (and your drawing is great)
Right in the middle of the fight, wondering why I'm getting bombarded with fire, look out of cover abd *bam* Robocrotch, right in the face.
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What has been seen cannot be unseen. D:
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haha sooo true! I was like: ' Yes, EDI, please use Decoy and put it right in front of me. That will help!!' xD
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