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Published: 2010-04-11 12:55:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 1033; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 1
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Yeah Agi misses her bro. She also misses her brain.Also, there's nothing funner than making up crap to get little kids attention. Once I told Andrew that the cowlicks he gets in the morning are from real cows who actually sneak into his room at night just to lick his hair. Even his teacher had to have a talk with me about that.
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"was there chocolate" hahaha i want that kid xD
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You'll have to keep the Hershey bars on the top shelf.
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hahaha the hershey bars are all mine xD
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My dad is exactly the kind of person to tell stories like that.
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There's no point in having children if you can't fill their heads with nonsense.
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...You mean that's not where cowlicks come from? o.o
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Yes it is. Do not believe the comments. Cowlicks really do come from cows breaking and entering
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I just can't figure out how they climb up my loft bed's ladder...
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Well, that's a dilemma my son has been trying to crack. I have only blurred photographic evidence of them entering his room, so as to their exact approach I'm not sure.
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I'm going to say, magic.
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A good thought, although magic always makes the kids think maybe their parents are pulling their legs. I'd just add, "That's the way it is" and leave as fact for them to consider.
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No! No! Don't go away from Luna! I wanna hear if she died or not!
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My uncles tell stories like that. My personal favourites are the ice-cream van ones; 'If the van comes after 4 O'clock it only serves hot-dogs and beer for the adults' or the 'if it's playing music, it's out of ice-cream'
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Haha! Kids are a fun way to test a good story on.
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Kids are wonderful fun that way.
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I always have to provide my daughter with disclaimers at the end too. It takes the fun out of everything, but I just can't let her leave when it looks like she bought it.
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I try to keep the story going as long as I can, or until someone ruins all my fun.
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LOL! I have no kids but I would totally be that Dad who tells his kids crazy stuff like that. I'm sure my wife would constantly be looking at me sternly whenever I told our kids that their toys come to life at night and creep around the room and that when you have to pee in the middle of the night you have to flush the toilet and run out of the bathroom fast before the toilet monster wakes up and blocks the door.
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Another fine yarn I had going for a while concerned parking meters. I told Andrew we had to hurry before the meter ran out and he asked why. Without skipping a beat I told him that the parking meters would eat our car if I didn't hurry. Then I built this elaborate tale of how the underground parking garages were actually the stomachs of parking meters, and every now and then the parking meter would eat the car while someone was still in it. had him believing me for almost a month on that one.
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That's great! I am a total believer in telling gullible kids B.S. like that.
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It's good for them, I say! Thanks to my dad I can detect BS almost anywhere! He once had me convinced MC Hammer's dancing was cause of a disease and that he couldn't stop dancing otherwise he would die. Mom ruined his fun on that one.
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LOL!
A buddy of mine, once got a job baby sitting some neighbor's kid. The kid was unruly and would not behave so my buddy told him that he was going to take a letter out of his name as punishment. Believe it or not it freaked the kid out and he begged my buddy to put it back in!
The same buddy was again baby sitting some kids and brought with him his own edited version of "E.T.", These kids had NOT seen the film, so he popped it into the VCR(remember those?)and ran the film. What my buddy had done was end the film at the scene were they show ET lying in the storm sewer, and it fades to black. My buddy THEN started the credit roll right after that scene! The kids were like:
"What happened to ET?"
"He died."
"What? Really?"
"Yep, he died. ET's dead now. What movie shall we watch next?"
Why anyone would hire my budddy to babysit is beyond me.
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The ET story borders on evil. This is a good reminder to carefully interview potential babysitters.
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Yeah, like you say, on the one hand it was mean, but on the other all too funny!
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Classic.
"Did you die?"
"Was there chocolate?"
I love how all young ones seem to gravitate around you dying, or getting chocolate. LOL
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Yes, these represent the great theological questions to a 3 to 6 year old.
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