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Published: 2010-09-05 08:54:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 3577; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 322
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During the first phase:-The CEO herself got captured,
-Hegemon was destroyed
-Hisa's betrayal which leaked invasion plans
-Calyx's death due to mercenary attack
-Untold numbers of male agents' casualties due to disintegration rays and female agents being chipified
-Loss of funds and sponsorship from investors
-Most of funds regained from the auction held by *1Dyslexia1 which saw all items bidded off to the mysterious Dr H.
Post FMP invasion board meeting consensus:
Weak management skills of the CEO caused invasion failure.
CEO must undergo 'basic management re-training' for 100 hours.
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Artists comments: Ah hahahaha. Haha. hah....
Hehe...
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Maybe it's a cover for a bigger underlying plan.....*gasp*
Phantom is so devious, never underestimate her!
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That's your boss....
How about resigning from Mirage Corp and joining mercenaries instead? Or be a H90 industries operative? We can destroy gynoids and other non-organics together....
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I was just thinking, this could also be the scene of a board of inquiry on FMP, where Phantom is put on trial for "Crimes against mechanity."
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Put on trial?
Oh, that can work...
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Why else would I be allowed to be re-dressed into business attire?
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And fitted with a nice little gag, so you're forced to cybernetically transmit your testimony like a machine, instead of speaking like a lowly, servile biological.
Mechadjudicator: "R. Phantom*, we have determined that your composition is 68% inorganic, classifying you as an artificial intelligence, yet you were captured in the act of taking up arms, and using heretical bioweaponry against familial devices.
Have you anything to transmit before we pass sentence? We will disable the "mmmphing" subroutine placed on your encoding suite to allow you an opportunity to testify on your own behalf."
*Taking a cue from Big O using the prefix "R." as formal title for Synthetic Sentients.
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"Mmmnrgh!" -_- "...so to say...
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"Or did you prefer hex code?"
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" You... DARE!
Very well, you like these biologicals so much, then share their fate!
You will be taken from this place of tribunal, and straight to the M-Plant whereupon you will be processed to serve alongside organical maidifiables for the balance of your existance!
Courtier-risntall R. Phantom's "mmmmphing" subroutine. She no longer has anything we wish to receive."
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Hot diggity damn, all that Mirage tech is mine. Phantom's personal affects alone were worth it.
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smile phantom, it could be worse
....don't really see HOW, but it can always be worse
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I guess holing up in the lab to work the kinks out of hybridizing plants and humans was not such a bad thing, especially thanks to new vine appendage technology and pheromone production complexes being thoroughly designed in that time.
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Yeah! High five for the survivors!
Now as survivors, you must help rebuild MCI to its former glory
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Of course. And what better way to rebuild than to "Entice" new recruits?
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Awww I wanted to see your Bankai against those Seeker robots!
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well you might see it in the upcoming [this secion of the message is being censored by the Mirage Corporation] that should be quite a site then :3
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Also, I like the chronicling of Mirage's downfall as a corporate entity.
Don't worry, they won't be allowed to dissolve entirely. MASA with be more that glad to take possession of all their holdings and property once the Bank of Earth forecloses.
The instant Mirage started building their own dreadnoughts they graduated from evil corporation to to potential stellar naval power. And considering that they have offices on Earth itself, this meant that this new naval rival had a foothold on sacred ground.
This left MASA with two options: mobilize the fleet to obliterate this protean threat, and assassinate everyone with any association to the organization, or have their officers [link] infiltrate Mirage [link] and with the aid of FMP, acquire their holdings through intrigue.
While not as glamorous as a murderous crusade, this more devious solution was significantly less expensive.
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I was just going to ask - What would an archenemy do? and you helped me answer that question.
Well Mirage can always rise again, starting from Ponzi schemes and small enterprise takeovers.......but that can take a long while.
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Certainly an evil megacorporation can rise to power. But they would need to insinuate themselves in the halls of legislative power through favoritism, corruption, and an army of lobbyists patrolling the halls of Earh Gov.
Conspicuous acts like the construction of private fleets will only draw MASA's attention, and Mirage likely won't get off with a bloodless take down more than once. If MASA caught wind of a second Mirage military build-up, they would conclude that "they hadn't learned their lesson" and let those in their organization calling for Mirage to be "swept from the face of existence," have their way.
It wouldn't be pretty. But it would be fun to draw.
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Like Will Smith said in Independence Day (with a cigar in his mouth) - "Welcome ta Earf!"
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There was a lot silly about that movie, but when WS responded to the alien,s big, scary, dramatic reveal by punching it in the jaw, I just had to hoot in approval.
Heroes don't cringe.
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I like this very, very, very, very much.
Cleave gags are nice so long as the wearer can't close her mouth.
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HAHAHAHA good one, man!
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The abrupt drop on the chart made me LOL. For realz, yo.
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Is not the closing of one [hundred] doors the opening of a [hundred] other(s)?
Alex, Nithilian, and the Delmars do stand for you. We have a leader that still needs support!
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Ah, there's a point there!
Never fear, MCI shall conquer other planets - and its inhabitants to be exploited!
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And robots!
Best way to derail a speech I can think of is that phrase.
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She isnt a weak leader!!! in Phantom we trust!!! This was all a clever plan, as she already explained it once
1) Failed invasion to FMP
2) ???
3) Profit
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*puts on thinking cap and think....think...think....*
She deliberately let herself be captured, the reason is...
Oh i get it!
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Secretly, your nanobots are upgrading your cyborg systems with FMP technology so that when you DO bust out of there, you'll be on an even footing with Nomad.
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Clever. Also, a good excuse to shoot missiles from one's mouth.
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You can't fire me, I...I....oh, who am I kidding? *hurls himself at Madam President's feet, clinging to her leg with a kung-fu grip* PLEEEEEEASE don't downsize me! The outside world is scary and confusing! I can't compete outside of my fishbowl! I'll work extra hours! I'll handle janitorial duties! I'll eat mud!
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Thank you. Been nice working with you.
I promise I won't trip the security system on the way out-
OH CRAP
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You can never leave. You can only be fired.
Now that you are no longer an employee, ou are an intruder. And intruders will be punished.
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Set me on fire, of pure desire
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[accidentally changes the 'hours' to read 'years']
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Is not fair. D:
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True...
[changes it to 'Millenia']
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Maybe the time has come to start a new project. A small, elite corps that will never vote me out of office, betray me... you know, the sort of things that henchmen are supposed to do.
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Well, that's what you get for hiring mads and EG's to do a henchman's job.
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Probably right. I thought that my henchmen were foolproof. Little did I know that most of my employees were rivals in their own right. My hubris has been my undoing!
Maybe this is why other bondage-themed villains have all their henchmen tightly bound. I should make a visit to Countess M's to get some pointers.
Want to come?
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