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Rant 6, 7, and 8.

6: Proof of my point.

Okay, hello, all you tortured deviants out there. To those of you who have noticed, we have all been hacked and given Lady Gaga and twilight and what else the fuck we were given as icons and avs. In fact, DA even changed what our captions said. ISN'T THAT GREAT? Well, the answer is a big fat NO. This more than proves my point that Gagas agents have payed out DA. Why am I saying Gaga's agents and not all the other agents? Well, because it is cleverly hidden. They give us many icons, thinking we will not notice which icons are used the most. Then, thinking they got it in the bag, DA takes another risk and sets up a poll. Well, for the info I got, that poll was their undoing. Notice: Other than the funny bone section, most people got Lady Gaga. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...Suspicious, no? Obviously, it is a ploy.

7: Youtube goes noobtube.

Youtube has taken a turn. And one tilting more towards the worse side of things. First off, I like the way they made the title, but it looks...kinda 8-bit? I can not even describe it. Second, they have made it become a simple like or dislike on vids. Which means no more gross exaggerations, which was one of the few things a German like me liked about yo- I mean, NOOBtube. Finally, they have made it so now you have to scroll down to see other vids. Does not seem bad, right? Wrong. Think about, the vid is almost over, and you are scouting for more vids. Well, this way, now people move the whole screen down, and thus are forced to miss the end of the vid. Sad, huh?

8: Sonic really is not fast at finding out the truth, is he?

The blue blur is pretty resilient. He keeps trying and trying, when really, he has it all wrong. What, exactly, is all wrong. Well, here it is inside of these sentences. Wow, that werehog is a SLOW brute! Man, Sonic is fast with the sword, but pretty darn SLOW picking up speed. Wow, Sonic's animal FRIENDS just get him down. This Sonic game is great in 3-D, but I like 2-D stages better. Okay, if you can not tell what I am getting at, you are Britney Spears. Or George Bush JR. In this case, I will spell it out for you:
Slow
Brutish
Wielding a sword
Having wacky friends.

Now, what is Sonic again? The Blue Blur, which is his title he got for being FAST. In shadow the Hedgehog, at one point in level, Sonic claims he does not like using weapons. Swords sure seem like weapons, don't they? Longtime Sonic fans really do not like Tails, or Rouge, or Big the retarded cat. Most Sonic fans like only Sonic. MAYBE Shadow, but if he would stop being emo and starting becoming all kick-ass, we could easily love him as much as the blue blur. We really do not like the others. AND most Sonic fans really wish Sonic could have another 2-d title. However, we keep getting half assed 3-D ones. Sure, the 3-D ones have some great exceptions, like Sonics Daytime stages (NOT NIGHTTIME) in Unleashed, or Some of the levels on the 3-D Sonic the hedgehog. But please, sega, we love how you are trying to get Sonic...onto other hobbies, but maybe you could release ones like that, while also releasing Sonic games that hardcore fans really look for: A simple, speed oriented game where it is pure Sonic non-retarded cat goodness. You could still make more 3-D Sonic 'n friends titles, but maybe you could make a few more classic like games. We would appreciate it.

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Rant 6, 7, and 8.

6: Proof of my point.

Okay, hello, all you tortured deviants out there. To those of you who have noticed, we have all been hacked and given Lady Gaga and twilight and what else the fuck we were given as icons and avs. In fact, DA even changed what our captions said. ISN'T THAT GREAT? Well, the answer is a big fat NO. This more than proves my point that Gagas agents have payed out DA. Why am I saying Gaga's agents and not all the other agents? Well, because it is cleverly hidden. They give us many icons, thinking we will not notice which icons are used the most. Then, thinking they got it in the bag, DA takes another risk and sets up a poll. Well, for the info I got, that poll was their undoing. Notice: Other than the funny bone section, most people got Lady Gaga. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm...Suspicious, no? Obviously, it is a ploy.

7: Youtube goes noobtube.

Youtube has taken a turn. And one tilting more towards the worse side of things. First off, I like the way they made the title, but it looks...kinda 8-bit? I can not even describe it. Second, they have made it become a simple like or dislike on vids. Which means no more gross exaggerations, which was one of the few things a German like me liked about yo- I mean, NOOBtube. Finally, they have made it so now you have to scroll down to see other vids. Does not seem bad, right? Wrong. Think about, the vid is almost over, and you are scouting for more vids. Well, this way, now people move the whole screen down, and thus are forced to miss the end of the vid. Sad, huh?

8: Sonic really is not fast at finding out the truth, is he?

The blue blur is pretty resilient. He keeps trying and trying, when really, he has it all wrong. What, exactly, is all wrong. Well, here it is inside of these sentences. Wow, that werehog is a SLOW brute! Man, Sonic is fast with the sword, but pretty darn SLOW picking up speed. Wow, Sonic's animal FRIENDS just get him down. This Sonic game is great in 3-D, but I like 2-D stages better. Okay, if you can not tell what I am getting at, you are Britney Spears. Or George Bush JR. In this case, I will spell it out for you:
Slow
Brutish
Wielding a sword
Having wacky friends.

Now, what is Sonic again? The Blue Blur, which is his title he got for being FAST. In shadow the Hedgehog, at one point in level, Sonic claims he does not like using weapons. Swords sure seem like weapons, don't they? Longtime Sonic fans really do not like Tails, or Rouge, or Big the retarded cat. Most Sonic fans like only Sonic. MAYBE Shadow, but if he would stop being emo and starting becoming all kick-ass, we could easily love him as much as the blue blur. We really do not like the others. AND most Sonic fans really wish Sonic could have another 2-d title. However, we keep getting half assed 3-D ones. Sure, the 3-D ones have some great exceptions, like Sonics Daytime stages (NOT NIGHTTIME) in Unleashed, or Some of the levels on the 3-D Sonic the hedgehog. But please, sega, we love how you are trying to get Sonic...onto other hobbies, but maybe you could release ones like that, while also releasing Sonic games that hardcore fans really look for: A simple, speed oriented game where it is pure Sonic non-retarded cat goodness. You could still make more 3-D Sonic 'n friends titles, but maybe you could make a few more classic like games. We would appreciate it.