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Published: 2012-08-16 16:02:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 3313; Favourites: 35; Downloads: 1
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I am a robot, Bleep Bloop, Bloop.
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I am not a Spy. Beep beep boop.
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MY FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A FOOT - WITH YOUR ASS WRAPPED AROUND IT.
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Oh gosh. XD this is great, I love robot soldier's jaw. It makes him look like he's always smiling. XDDDD
Great picture! c:
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He's jaw must hurt, well if robots had feelings it would
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Yeah. X3
"What is love?" -Soldier
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Baby don't hurt me.
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"I will eat your ribs, I will eat your very soul!"
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You should better listen o his voices, they sound like Soldier version of Scombine V2 voices O_o ... and nevertheless, excellent deviation!
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Thanks, and I've heard the voices, it reminds me of the Cybermen from Doctor Who
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No worries and ow 
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I want to see Soldier in his awesome Halloween costume infiltrate the robot lines. I mean... if his fake Mann Co. headquarters fooled them, then... lol
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*high five* Soldier is just brilliant isn't he?
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Yeah... generally I can only kind of get by as Solly with the Liberty Launcher, and even then... I'm just so much better at Medic and Engineer. xD
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I`m fairly decent Black Box Soldier, even thou I would try my hand at BeggarΛs and Cow Mangler xD
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Nice! xD I just really need that extra projectile speed to really make a difference usually though.
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Tehe. I actually saw in a game of MVM I somehow managed to get in that Beggar`s really RULES in dispatching robots.
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Yeah, I saw a vid someone uploaded, and it seemed to work pretty well for them.
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Indeed x3 ... man,I wish to take part in turning robots to scrap metal as well.
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Yeah, I medic-ed on an MvM last night at around 2:30. It was glorious.
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Oh wow, I can so believe that xD and did you guys win?
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Eventually, yes! I got a canteen to show for it. We had some close shaves too; there was this time that we destroyed a tank JUST as it got onto the bomb-drop area.
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I see and wow O_o ... and like did everyone got the achievement for those?
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For which? Just defeating it? I think so. I got a few achievements through the course of the game.
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And did you ever dared to play advanced Co-Op?
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xD I didn't get the time to try actually, but I do want to try my hand at it once the crazy rush for servers has died down.
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Same x3 and even more inspiration for your crazy adventures with Engiology and Medicosis!
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YES. YES IT WILL BE. Though first I need to finish killing off Ed and the Hux for the PHOCT audition.
But that reminds me of one thing that made me REALLY happy: Medic and Engie both got new lines for this mode. And Medic sounds like he's finally completely snapped under the stress. It's glorious.
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Ok!
Heheheheh, indeed. And not just Engineer and Medic, even Heavy, Announcer and Soldier got them! xD Soldier sounds realy nuts while Medic`s remind me of Dr. Richthofen xD
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YEAH THEY DID! It just makes me love Valve so much; each of them seems to be dealing with the stress so differently. They put so much thought into characterization...
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Ikr 
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I KNOW! Which makes a hilarious and surprising amount of sense. I mean, he's probably been contemplating the possibility of a robot invasion since he finished his 'Nazi' killing spree. Out of everyone there, he's the one who's most prepared for this!
Another thing I really liked was how ticked Engie sounds. It's like he's taking it personally that it's robots that are attacking them. TECHNOLOGY HAS BETRAYED HIM ;_;
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Yes! xD and we can see those Sldier guards at top secret door hints, so it`s possible that he most likely knew the most about those beside Scout, Heavy and Spy! xD
Indeed. Poor Engie -_- ... and Sentry Busters. Real agony.
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Indeed! Oh Soldier... there is just something wonderfully idiot-savant about him, you know? Like how he made the, ah, amazingly realistic decoy map, and it WORKED? I mean, the robots actually attacked it!
Yeah. There were two of his new lines that really made me happy. Like... "I will send every damn one of yah back to ROBOT HELL!" just sounds so, SO much angrier than anything I've heard him say to date. And then there's "Damn robots went'n... got me mad," which sounds more like he's almost conflicted about having to destroy all this stuff. And it just makes so much wonderful sense.
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Indeed! xD Maybe the map Gray Mann was watching actually ISN`T Mann Co., but a hoax map Soldier made??? xD LOL, that is so priceless!
And if robots are so dumb, why would then they be so observant they would notice Soldier in a robot costume?! xDDD LOL ... even thou hearing that "Come with me ..." roommate line in actual robotic voice is just ... HNNNNG SCARY o_O
Indeed. Man, if Engineer would really design that robot Scout we saw on his update page, he would now made him fight AGAINST those Gray robots! xD
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[link] It's canon.
Indeed! Though you almost wonder, since the drawing looked so much like the RoboScouts in the game... did someone perhaps steal some blueprints from Engie? Is he only angry because it's robots they're fighting, or does he have more of a reason?
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Oh damn, then Gray Mann did a real horrible mistake, sending robots THERE! xD And I love the way Soldier says what is this map:
"Out if there is one thing we can do that these machines cannot, it is this: we can lie! We will lie to them on the beaches! We will lie to them in the beach parking lot! We may even lie to them on non-beach-related property! About the quality of our munitions! About the strength of our will! We will even lie about lying! That is how deep this rabbit hole goes! But the most important lie we will tell is this: Where the Mann Co. facilities are!"
I just <3 this thing. xD
Hyea ...
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Soldier is AMAZING. I think my other favorite part is the Scout-bashing at the end: "We will lure the robots to this house of lies, and we will destroy them with our very real weapons and whatever it is the Scout does!" xDDDDD
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Indeed, real badass mercenary, even if we ae horrible at him. xD But his badassery gets in for that xD believe me, I really laughed at the "beach parking lot" sentence. Yeah right, beach parking lots ... LOL
LOL so much win for the Scout as well, xDD that was priceless!
Say, had you ever listened to REAL robo Soldier lines O_o?
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Oh, you mean on MvM? Nope. I was a little unnerved when the robots started talking though. Like when robot Heavy killed me and when the kill cam zoomed in, I heard him say "Kiss me" like he does to his gun. And I was just like DO NOT WANT D8
But yeah... is there a video of real RoboSoldier lines? If so could you link me?
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