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Published: 2017-03-31 01:45:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 1079; Favourites: 57; Downloads: 0
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Yeasterday! We had an hour long periods of class, so I made this during my free time. I hope I made you laugh!This was reuploaded since I caught a mistake and fixed it.
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I'm not having the best day, so thanks for that
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Aw, I'm sorry!
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Thanks!
I got yelled at just for asking if our family event is next Friday because I will be doing target practice for the Explorers, and want to go
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That sucks. My mom sometimes gets frustrated with me when I ask her something.
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Yeah, that's the worst when that stuff happens
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Honestly, I think my mom is losing her hearing just like my grandpa. She has the TV volume really loud and tends to talk loud.
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My grandmother is just insane, that's all
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I told my mom to lower the volume and she yelled at me saying, βFine, I just wonβt talk!β when I was trying to help her.
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Oh gosh! When I try to help the crazy, she often shoves herself into a position that I can't do what I need to
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That sounds frustrating!
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Yep! I need to get out of here!
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Sounds like it!
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Seriously, I told her that I want to join the Peace Corps, and she started screaming at me that everywhere I'll go is filled with rapists and to stop being a romantic! XD
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What the heck? That sounds funny, but also annoying! My mom and grandma would always yell over politics and such, and my house does not have much walls, so it echoes throughout the house.
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Yep, that's my life, funny but annoying!
Oh gosh! That must suck!
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Ah, all family members are crazy! But we all love them!
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you're most welcome X3
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This is awesome haha how did I miss this?!
"Yeah I wasn't feeling that great before, but now I feel margarinely butter."
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Haha I need to do more drawing jokes.
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Good so I can come up with more puns! 
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Thatβs right!
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Hey bread jokes lead to cheesiness! Anybody for cheese sandwich?
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Thatβs cheesy!
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Haha cheese overload! I wonder what kind of cheese?
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"And I saw them knead you and thought you were a gonner!Β But is it really you?"
"Yes Flour Thomas, put your burlap corner in my yeast holes, and your stitched nametag in my missing slice."
"It really is you!Β He is Risen!Β He is the Bread of Life!"
XD
^,^
( I love puns toooooo and I love this!Β 
(I hope this doesn't offend anyone; all in tolerance and good fun!Β I'm not a Christian anymore but I still have fond feelings toward it :> )
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LOL! Some people should take things seriously all the time.
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XDΒ ^,^
(should or shouldn't?Β ^^' )
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Dough!Β I misread the joke and didn't get it at first!Β I feel like buttering you up, so give yourself a pat on the back for this!
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I'm glad you like it!
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Oh, I love puns.Β If you start a pun series, I might just follow you for that!
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I've been thinking about it!
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He's a very well-bread sort who must certainly belong to the upper crust!
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