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ONO IT IS KETH'S EVIL TWIN OR SOMETHING.

Anyway, now it is time for EDUCATIONAL FUNTIME. Today we'll run through a list of way you can determine if someone is evil. After I'm done with you, you'll be able to avoid all sorts of potential nastiness simply by determining the evilness of any particular person. It's useful I swear!

The Evilness Checklist (patent pending):

1. Dark color scheme. Red and black seems to be extremely popular, although black and pretty much anything else can be considered a part of the 'evil' look.
2. Strange eyes. You know, like no pupil, no iris, glowing, stuff like that. If their eyes are RED and strange it's even more likely.
3. Sharp teeth. You can be pretty sure anyone with unusually sharp teeth isn't one of those 'help old ladies across the street' types. These can be combined with number 6 for even greater effect.
4. Stripes? I dunno, stripes are kind of evil-looking I guess.
5. High collars. I'm not sure WHY, but evil people enjoy collars, especially high ones.
6. Smirking or grinning. Evil people enjoy a good grin (mostly while striking down all who would oppose them), and when they're feeling particularly nasty it may develop into a classic evil laugh. It also allows them to show off their sharp teeth.
7. Speeches or monologues. These are classic forms of evil literature and almost every evil person will take any chance available to deliver one of these to their victims.
8. Blood. This is gross, but sometimes blood is considered part of the costume. They don't seem concerned about biohazards in general.
9. Horns, claws, and/or bat wings. Loads of evil people have at least one of these.
10. Mental instability. Evil people are rarely entirely sane. If there is no really compelling reason for a person to be evil, it's usually because they have some sort of problem upstairs.
11. Overconfidence and egotism. An extension of number 10 and a widespread fatal flaw among the evil. Numbers 6 and 7 are often side effects of this.
12. Glowering. Next to the grin or smirk, a sullen glower is the preferred expression of any self-respecting evil person. Some may even go as far as to combine the two.
13. Capes, hoods, and/or cloaks. Yet another staple of the evil wardrobe. Added bonus if it leaves some part of the face in shadow.
14. Power. One of the greatest motivations for any evil person is the acquisition and/or maintenance of power. They usually want to rule something, destroy something, kill somebody, or just cause widespread misery. If you happen to be standing between an evil person and any of these goals, it can get uncomfortable fairly quickly.

If the person in question has four or more of these qualities, he or she might be evil. However, the most powerful tool for evil awareness is your own good judgement! This checklist cannot and does not cover all situations and possibilities, so a prudent hunter of evil should rely mostly on his or her own perception.

Hopefully this informative checklist might alert you to a possibly dangerous situation before things get out of hand. Good luck and stay safe!

Description
ONO IT IS KETH'S EVIL TWIN OR SOMETHING.

Anyway, now it is time for EDUCATIONAL FUNTIME. Today we'll run through a list of way you can determine if someone is evil. After I'm done with you, you'll be able to avoid all sorts of potential nastiness simply by determining the evilness of any particular person. It's useful I swear!

The Evilness Checklist (patent pending):

1. Dark color scheme. Red and black seems to be extremely popular, although black and pretty much anything else can be considered a part of the 'evil' look.
2. Strange eyes. You know, like no pupil, no iris, glowing, stuff like that. If their eyes are RED and strange it's even more likely.
3. Sharp teeth. You can be pretty sure anyone with unusually sharp teeth isn't one of those 'help old ladies across the street' types. These can be combined with number 6 for even greater effect.
4. Stripes? I dunno, stripes are kind of evil-looking I guess.
5. High collars. I'm not sure WHY, but evil people enjoy collars, especially high ones.
6. Smirking or grinning. Evil people enjoy a good grin (mostly while striking down all who would oppose them), and when they're feeling particularly nasty it may develop into a classic evil laugh. It also allows them to show off their sharp teeth.
7. Speeches or monologues. These are classic forms of evil literature and almost every evil person will take any chance available to deliver one of these to their victims.
8. Blood. This is gross, but sometimes blood is considered part of the costume. They don't seem concerned about biohazards in general.
9. Horns, claws, and/or bat wings. Loads of evil people have at least one of these.
10. Mental instability. Evil people are rarely entirely sane. If there is no really compelling reason for a person to be evil, it's usually because they have some sort of problem upstairs.
11. Overconfidence and egotism. An extension of number 10 and a widespread fatal flaw among the evil. Numbers 6 and 7 are often side effects of this.
12. Glowering. Next to the grin or smirk, a sullen glower is the preferred expression of any self-respecting evil person. Some may even go as far as to combine the two.
13. Capes, hoods, and/or cloaks. Yet another staple of the evil wardrobe. Added bonus if it leaves some part of the face in shadow.
14. Power. One of the greatest motivations for any evil person is the acquisition and/or maintenance of power. They usually want to rule something, destroy something, kill somebody, or just cause widespread misery. If you happen to be standing between an evil person and any of these goals, it can get uncomfortable fairly quickly.

If the person in question has four or more of these qualities, he or she might be evil. However, the most powerful tool for evil awareness is your own good judgement! This checklist cannot and does not cover all situations and possibilities, so a prudent hunter of evil should rely mostly on his or her own perception.

Hopefully this informative checklist might alert you to a possibly dangerous situation before things get out of hand. Good luck and stay safe!