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Deadpool sat atop a building, minding his own business, eating a gooey slice of pizza. He looked down at the street below, watching carefully trying to find his next source of entertainment. He almost puked when he saw hi-

"Would you stop narrating like your reading a kid's book, please, it's getting on my nerves."

What?

"You know very good and well, i am Deadpool, of course, did you actually believe that i didn't know about this battle?"

Oh yeah, kinda forgot about that.

" I mean, you could've put me against anybody, kirby, pacman."

That don't make any sense.

"But you put me against, Luke? He's like a failed magic mike, you can't make me fight him!"

I'm done with this.

"Come on!"

No.

Description
Deadpool sat atop a building, minding his own business, eating a gooey slice of pizza. He looked down at the street below, watching carefully trying to find his next source of entertainment. He almost puked when he saw hi-

"Would you stop narrating like your reading a kid's book, please, it's getting on my nerves."

What?

"You know very good and well, i am Deadpool, of course, did you actually believe that i didn't know about this battle?"

Oh yeah, kinda forgot about that.

" I mean, you could've put me against anybody, kirby, pacman."

That don't make any sense.

"But you put me against, Luke? He's like a failed magic mike, you can't make me fight him!"

I'm done with this.

"Come on!"

No.