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Phantom: Hey folks, my apologies for our lack of a guest tonight. SOMEBODY prioritized bringing home strays instead of tracking down Dana or Cam.

Cadence: Hey, it's not my fault she changed into a girl...

Cerisse: Mmm hmm.

Phantom: Kid. She's a Tanuki. They can shape shift.

Cadence: Is that why you tied her up?

Phamtom: . . . Sure. Let's go with that.

Cerisee: Mhhmmhmm hmm?

Phantom: You stay out of this. Besides we talked about this. No pets.

Cerisse: MMH!

Cadence: Ugh this is about Goose, isn't it? You know nobody is fooled by your whole "What Duck?" schtick. They see it. Pretending he's not there doesn't make him go away! It just makes YOU look crazy!

Cerisse: * Looking between the two * Mmmh?

Phantom: A duck is a WEIRD pet. Always migrating every season, quaking randomly, eating preserves while I'm interviewing people...

Cadence: How is this any different than you bringing home strange girls? I think I've seen you hauling that panda girl in at least twice this month.

* Cerisse tries hopping away only to be pulled back by Phantom *

Phantom: Chilly Panda is a Wisconsin treasure. She needs to be protected.

Cadence: Uh huh. and what does Lilith think about all this?

Cerisse: * Looking at Phantom *

Phantom: She and I have an arrangement. One that is none of your business. The point is you are too young to keep girls as pets.

* Phantom hoists Cerisse over his shoulder *

Phantom: Lilith and I will discuss what to do with this young lady. YOU can start working on next week's guest.

* Phantom starts walking off stage as Cerisse struggles in distress. *

Cadence: * Following closely behind * THIS ISN'T OVER OLD MAN!

[Credits Roll to the tune of Mariah Carrey's all I want for Christmas is you]

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Phantom: Hey folks, my apologies for our lack of a guest tonight. SOMEBODY prioritized bringing home strays instead of tracking down Dana or Cam.

Cadence: Hey, it's not my fault she changed into a girl...

Cerisse: Mmm hmm.

Phantom: Kid. She's a Tanuki. They can shape shift.

Cadence: Is that why you tied her up?

Phamtom: . . . Sure. Let's go with that.

Cerisee: Mhhmmhmm hmm?

Phantom: You stay out of this. Besides we talked about this. No pets.

Cerisse: MMH!

Cadence: Ugh this is about Goose, isn't it? You know nobody is fooled by your whole "What Duck?" schtick. They see it. Pretending he's not there doesn't make him go away! It just makes YOU look crazy!

Cerisse: * Looking between the two * Mmmh?

Phantom: A duck is a WEIRD pet. Always migrating every season, quaking randomly, eating preserves while I'm interviewing people...

Cadence: How is this any different than you bringing home strange girls? I think I've seen you hauling that panda girl in at least twice this month.

* Cerisse tries hopping away only to be pulled back by Phantom *

Phantom: Chilly Panda is a Wisconsin treasure. She needs to be protected.

Cadence: Uh huh. and what does Lilith think about all this?

Cerisse: * Looking at Phantom *

Phantom: She and I have an arrangement. One that is none of your business. The point is you are too young to keep girls as pets.

* Phantom hoists Cerisse over his shoulder *

Phantom: Lilith and I will discuss what to do with this young lady. YOU can start working on next week's guest.

* Phantom starts walking off stage as Cerisse struggles in distress. *

Cadence: * Following closely behind * THIS ISN'T OVER OLD MAN!

[Credits Roll to the tune of Mariah Carrey's all I want for Christmas is you]

AplogiestoanyretailworkersI'vetraumatizedwithtodaysendcredits.I'veworkedretail.Ifeelyourpain.ThisyearGettingAwaywithitwillbesponseringthe"RiotGearforRetailWorkersinitative.WhichProvidesdespreatlyneededbodyarmor,firstaidkitsandpepperspraytothoseinneed.Ifyouwoudliketosupportthischarityyourself,considerstayinghomeonThanksgiving.SpendalittleextratimewithGrandma.Shemissesyou,andwantstoknowwhenyou'regettingmarried.You'resuchahandsomeboy/girl.

Story and art by Me
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